Other Character Email Gunhaver
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1/21/08: So I've made changes to Mosaic so that it's easier for all of you. If, by any small chance, you were actually making your own continuation of the plot... Yeah, I should've been faster. However, experience tells me that none of you have made your own continuations of the plot, so there you go. I'm assured by probability.
One thing that perplexes me is that, while Other Character Email Tampo has now been declared inactive, GEmail hasn't. Well, I'll make you guys glad by disowning GEmail for good. It's time to unclaim this thing for good. No more birthday presents. No more remakes that I should've made (like those to "short email," "Retro," and the SBemail clones). No more of anything of that sort. Everything with GEmail is finished, even that crossover with Super Sam. There's no "ambitious project" for me to boast around with and hope to win awards with, as, you know, that created Mosaic, unfinished. Besides, I don't even like the Cheat Commandos anymore. I thought the Cheat Commandos section in that previous Thanksgiving short was probably the most boring part of the short. Still, it's a shame GEmail didn't get to really prosper in terms of page views. Or at least, allow myself to achieve a personal goal in page views (hint, it concerns another fanstuff).
So, here I go, once again. This time, for good. As the creator of GEmail, good morning, good afternoon, and goo{gets hit off the stage by a flying taco}
1/3/08: Yeah, so I've failed to miss even this deadline. So what? It's not that I'm obliged to this email show anymore. After all, I've realized that I barely care for OCE Gunhaver now. I just care for the memories.
So the birthday present is, heck, traditionally belatedly given. Here is my attempt at making something cool. Heck, I thought that it would be FotM worthy, since it's a unique method of writing an email (although as I've demonstrated, it's not successful).
There's really nothing noteworthy in this "email," however. Nevertheless, happy birthday, GEmail. Please stop turning in your grave.
Actually, there is something noteworthy and interactive at the end. Feel free to do it, if you want to do it. I bet that this will be slow. :)
12/31/07: Hey people. Yeah, I know I have almost no right to be posting here, but tomorrow is not only New Years Day, but also GEmail's birthday (although if you argue that the birthday is when "First Episode" was released). I originally planned to make an email that would be slightly innovative. Procrastination and lack of willpower to make the email led to my completing less than 25% of the email by the deadline.
So, I guess I'll tell you what I had intended tomorrow. Be square. ;)
8/5/07: Believe it or not, emails 98 and 99 are almost 100% ready to be released. I'll just need to go over them and have a better day for releasing them, ON THE SAME DAY, tomorrow. The summaries shall no longer dominate emails. So, anticipate... please?
So, I've released the real emails today. Here you go. A two-in-one special. Now all I have left is...
Oh, and by the way. The second act of Deterioration has some changes in it, so don't disregard it. Happy readings!
7/11/07: And so, this takes care of email 97, Prototype. To be honest, I'm not so proud of this email. It's rather something I want to get over with. You'll see why it's so important to do so later on. Enjoy the dark email while you still can.
7/8/07: I am continuing my project. However, I will not make remakes. I will make emails 97, 98, and 99. Then I'll work on a rather ambitious project that might take a long time. In fact, I know it will.
Emails
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Non-Canon
These emails are non-canon and were made because they are belated anniversary specials.
Seasons 7 & 8
This is where GEmail ended (in terms of canon). Here, the Cheat Commandos lose their money and weapons to Max of fCon, which later leads to the Legion of Bane and the fatal Operation Ragnarok. Note that the email celebrating GEmail's birthday is in this season. Click here to read the original summaries for emails 96 to 99.
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100. Ragnarok |
87. Massacre |
Seasons 5 & 6
This is where GEmail was definitely a great email show. This is also where Contestro Sevornkey turned out to be a bigger mess. Anyway, this brings the end of the Delta and the beginning of the Alpha, as well as the popular punching cows running gag. This is where the famous flash email, Stealing, resides, as well as the currently longest email, Paradox.
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75. Paradox |
62. Carteen |
Seasons 3 & 4
GEmail started to get better here. Season 3 had some bad emails and sbemail clones, but this started the first major plot, and had the first OCE email that had animation, low-quality or high-quality. It also brought some influential changes. Season 4 continued the plot up to email 50 with some emails focusing on non-canon issues and some emails focusing on Contestro Sevornkey. Out of all seasons, this was the quickest season made. About one email a day.
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50. Butterfly Effect |
37. Training |
Seasons 1 & 2
Here is the beginning of the mighty email show. Unfortunately, GEmail wasn't so mighty in the first 25 emails. To say things simply, they stunk. The first season emails are short and bad. As for the second season emails, they should have been better, but I guess I didn't improve a lot. Also, there are some emails that are sbemail clones, meaning they are basically the same as a Strong Bad email with the characters and settings change. Nevertheless, the email show did get better.
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25. Black Laser |
12. Video games |
Extras
Here are the Not-Quite Emails. Some of them are crappy because they were made when my emails were crappy. Some of them are crappy because they were rushed or made in one go without much effort, like July 4th? and Bandwidth Limit Exceeded.
67.5. Judge Anonymousy
51.5. July 4th?
49.66. GEmail: Revealed
49.33. If...
34.75. Bandwidth Limit Exceeded
34.5. Special Day
33.5. Who Shot Mr. Haver? (In Depth)
20.5. A Day in the Life of Blue Laser
Email Gunhaver
Click here to email Gunhaver at GEmail.exe
Extra Features/Stuff
- FAQ - Got a question? Well, it'll be answered here, so go here so you won't have anything against OCE Gunhaver.
- By Name - Read the list of all of Gunhaver's email senders.
- By Length - Read the list of the Gunhaver emails from the longest to shortest.
- Gunhaver Email Sightings - Read the list of all fanstuff not managed by me that have references to OCE Gunhaver!
- GEmail's Best and Worst - Post your favorite and least favorite Gunhaver emails here!
- GEmail's Running Gags - Read about the current three Gunhaver email running gags and their appearances!
- GEmail DVD - Check out the DVD of the first 50 Gunhaver emails, plus some bonus features!
- Page Titles
- Gunhaver's Computers
- GEmail Characters
