Other Character Email Gunhaver/Dreamail
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Summary
Unable to use The Screen and the Orange 02, and missing the Orange 02, Gunhaver remembers an unshown email about his dreamail.
Cast (in order of appearance): Silent Rip, Reynold, Gunhaver, Foxface, The Beatles, A Version of Mrs. Commanderson, Flashfight, Fightgar, Crackotage, Ripberger, Firebert, Reinforcements, Bishop Cheat, Blue Laser
Lines: 60
Transcript
{There are silhouettes of Silent Rip and Reynold in a classroom. Gunhaver walks up in front of them.}
Gunhaver: Hello class, because the Orange 02 is still broken and Reinforcements spilled coffee on The Screen, I will be telling you one of the Orange 02 emails I didn't show anybody. Any questions before we start?
SILENT RIP: May I go to the bathroom?
GUNHAVER: No, now onto the flashback.
Silent Rip: But I really got to go!
{Cut to a flashback of Gunhaver in front of the Orange 02, typing in the command for the email.}
Gunhaver: (tiredly) Man, I really should stop checking emails in the middle of the night.
{The following email pops up as Gunhaver reads it.}
Dear Gunhaver,
What would your Dream E-mail be like?
Your "Dreamail". So, Reply and tell.
From
-Your Pal
Gunhaver: Oh, my pal! Well, pal, my dreamail would be {Gunhaver yawns and falls off the chair, falling asleep.}
{Cut to Gunhaver's dream, which is in the computer room. Gunhaver types in run "gunhaver_email", and the following email pops up.}
Dear Gunhaver,
Well, I've decided to marry you after a date.
Also, Flashfight said that you are promoted to
leader of the Cheat Commandos while Flashfight retires to France.
Love,
Foxface
Gunhaver: WHOO! Foxface is going to marry me!
{Cut to a flowery field with a pink sky. Gunhaver and Foxface are running down the flowery field in delight and love. Meanwhile, some love song is playing in the background. Then they begin flying while there are butterflies flying around. Then they pass by a flying yellow submarine with four portholes and the heads of The Beatles popping out.}
ONE BEATLE MEMBER: Oh look, it's a love couple.
ANOTHER BEATLE MEMBER: Let's play a song!
THIRD BEATLE MEMBER: How about Yellow Submarine?
LAST BEATLE MEMBER: You call that a love song???
FIRST BEATLE MEMBER: Hey! WATCH OUT!
{The submarine crashes into a Statue of a Large Cheat with the Beatle members screaming as the submarine crumples. Then cut to Gunhaver and Foxface flying on a beautiful-looking Mrs. Commanderson flying towards the sun, which is shaped like a yellow heart. Then the scene cuts to a wedding in the same flowery field with a light blue sky and the Cheat Commando members attending the wedding. Gunhaver and Foxface are in marriage clothes and are in front of a Bishop Cheat.}
Bishop Cheat: Now, before we cut to the I do's, is there anybody here who would like to object on the relationship of Gunhaver and Foxface?
REYNOLD: I OBJECT!
GUNHAVER: WHAT??? Reynold! You're grounded!
REYNOLD: So what? Foxface was going to marry me! So, marry me!
FOXFACE: I do, Reynold!
{Foxface runs to Reynold.}
GUNHAVER: WHAT THE CRAP??? This is my dreamail! Not my nightmaremail! How can things get worse?
FLASHFIGHT: Oh, Gunheever, you're deemoted to janitor.
GUNHAVER: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{Cut back to real life, where Gunhaver wakes up with a start. Then he types on the computer after sitting on his chair again.}
GUNHAVER: Man, that was a terrible dreamail! I expect more from my dreams and......... {Gunhaver once again falls asleep on the keyboard, making the following letters appear on the screen: bvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvkiiiiiiiigtfhb.}
{Cut to a dream in the computer room, where Gunhaver receives an email.}
Dear Gunhaver, who I hate so much!
I SURRENDER! I'M GOING TO JAIL! YOU WIN!
Hatefully,
Blue Laser
GUNHAVER: Whoo-hoo! WE WIN! HEY CHEAT COMMANDOS! LET'S PARTY!
{Gunhaver runs off while The Paper comes down, saying: Click here to email Gunhaver at gunhaver@homestarrunner.com.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the computer screen to see a newspaper of the Cheat Daily, the main headline being: "CHEAT COMMANDOS PARTY!", showing a picture of the Cheat Commandos with Cold Ones. There is a small story with a small picture of Blue Laser, with the headline being: "Oh Yeah, that Guy is Caught Too".
Fun Facts
- The reason for the flashback is because I felt like the Orange 02 hasn't been used much, although it is going to be used in the next email, probably.
- The dreamail is based on the recent Strong Bad email: dreamail.
- Gunhaver and Foxface flying through a pink sky over a flowery field, The Beatles in the yellow submarine, and the submarine crashing into a statue is based on a Season 4 The Simpsons episode when Lisa dreams almost the same thing while getting her cheap braces.
- Yellow Submarine is a real Beatles song.
- Mrs. Commanderson (her original form) was from Teen Girl Squad Issue 7, a.k.a. Teeny Tiny Girl Squad.
- The first dreamail going all wrong is also based on the recent Strong Bad email: dreamail.
