Other Character Email Gunhaver/July 4th?

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Summary

Since Gunhaver's in the past, he improvises the celebration of the 4th of July.

Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Crackotage, Silent Rip, Reynold, Flashfight, Foxface, Fightgar, Ripberger, Arrowhaver, Wedginator, Firebert, Reinforcements, Gyro, Blue Laser, Carl, Moe, Lenny, and Barney

Transcript

{Cut to Gunhaver in the Cheat Commandos HQ.}

GUNHAVER: You know, I was supposed to celebrate the 4th of July two days ago if it wasn't for that butterfly effect crap. Well, that won't stop me from using fireworks.

{Cut to Crackotage and Silent Rip in a room where there are boxes, especially a box full of firecrackers. Gunhaver walks into the room.}

GUNHAVER: Hey guys. Do we still have the box of firecrackers?

SILENT RIP: You mean the ones we're going to use for Shim-Sham-Sam's birthday?

GUNHAVER: Yeah, well, let's use half of the box of firecrackers.

Crackotage: Why do you suddenly want fireworks? People who think today is Independence Day are dorks! He, he, hah, hah!

GUNHAVER: Um, well... everybody misread the calendar. It's Independence Day today and on July 4th. So, let's use the firecrackers!

{Cut to outside the Cheat Commandos HQ (at night). The Cheat Commandos are there with the box of firecrackers. They are set into the air. All but one of them explode into fireworks. The other one falls back onto the ground and explodes two feet away from Reynold. Then Reynold is running around, slightly on fire, screaming.}

REYNOLD: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GET THIS FIRE OFF OF ME!

GUNHAVER: Haha! This is great!

{The rest of the Cheat Commandos laugh while watching the fireworks in the sky.}

Cheat Commandos (minus Reynold): Ooh! Aah!

{Cut to the Blue Laser HQ, where Blue Laser, Carl, Moe, Lenny, and Barney are watching the fireworks on the roof.}

BLUE LASER: WHAT THE CRAP IS GOING ON? WHAT ARE THESE FIREWORKS FOR?

{Suddenly, a firecracker flies onto the roof and explodes right in front of Blue Laser's and his minions' faces. When the smoke clears, all of their faces are black from the explosion.}

{Cut to the Cheat Commandos in front of the Cheat Commandos HQ.}

Cheat Commandos (except Reynold): Happy 4th of July!/{Japanese}/{Cheatese}/My worms are with your hat choo!

REYNOLD: Wait, it isn't even summer!

GUNHAVER: Someone get me a lighter.

{Cut to the end screen}

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