Other Character Email Gunhaver/Wedginator
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Summary
After receiving a perplexing email, Gunhaver, Silent Rip, and Crakotage look around the world for Gibberish Street.
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Silent Rip, Crackotage, Wedginator
Lines: 46
Transcript
{Gunhaver is in front of his Delta 1001 while he types in the following command:}
gunhaver_email.exe
GUNHAVER: Email is a good time for me. Woo-doo-doo-singing. Email is a good time for everybody!
{The following email pops up on the screen as Gunhaver reads it.}
Attack or 9:00 meet gibberish street forget how bed tunnel
GUNHAVER: {typing} Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay. Can you please tell me WHAT THE CRAP WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? Okay, let's look over the possibilities.
{Gunhaver types on a new screen.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} 1: Blue Laser might want to challenge me. 2: Blue Laser might want to challenge me. And 3: Someone wants to challenge me, like BLUE LASER! But what is 9:00 meet gibberish street forget how bed tunnel. Maybe he wants to fight me at 9:00 at Gibberish Street at this place called Forgot How Bed Tunnel. Of course!
{Cut to a room with Silent Rip and Crakotage watching TV.}
TV Actor: {from TV} You can't fly to the fifth dimension, Caleb!
Caleb: {from TV} I can try.
{Gunhaver comes and uses a remote control to turn off the TV.}
SILENT RIP: Sir! We were watching that TV program!
Crakotage: This is a better way spending our time, than acting like a mime. He-he-hah-hah!
GUNHAVER: Listen, I need any recruits to help me fight Blue Laser at Forgot How Bed Tunnel on Gibberish Street at 9:00, and I need Crakotage to fly the plane.
Crakotage: No problemo, I'm willing to go-go! He-he-hah-hah!
SILENT RIP: I'm going too!
GUNHAVER: Then, let's rock, rock on!
{Cut to a plane being flown by Crakotage. Gunhaver and Silent Rip are in it.}
GUNHAVER: All right, I want you to know that if we fail, that would really suck.
SILENT RIP: Sir! Do you actually know where Gibberish Street is?
GUNHAVER: I think I saw it on the news... or the one television show... or...
{Cut to a really tall mountain in the morning.}
GUNHAVER: ...or the gas station program, or the Stimpletons, or the...
SILENT RIP: Sir! Look! It's Mount Neverest!
GUNHAVER: Be quiet soldier! You ruined my train of thought. Let's sing a song. 999,999,999 bottles of soda on the wall, 999,999,999 bottles of soda. You take one down and pass it around, 999,999,998 bottles of soda on the wall...
Caption: Many flights around the world later.
GUNHAVER: ...32,645 bottles of soda on the wall, 32,645 bottles of soda. You take one down and pass it around, 32,644 bottles of soda on the wall...
Caption: Many more flights around the world later (and yes, they did refill the gas).
GUNHAVER: {wearily} 6,234 bottles of soda on the wall, 6,234 bottles of soda. You take one down and pass it around, 6,233 bottles of soda on the wall.
{Cut to a field with Wedginator, a Cheat with buck teeth and a bowler hat. He is standing by a cardboard box that reads: Shibbbersih Streermt Forrrugehrwekt Tyop Vqg Xommal/My car. Then day turns into night.}
Caption: I guess this is the Gibberish Street Forget How Bed Tunnel.
WEDGINATOR: I'm the master statue lord!
{The Paper comes down, saying: Click here to email Gunhaver at gunhaver@homestarrunner.com. Wedginator begins to slowly fall. After two minutes, he finally collapses on the ground as the following captions appear}
Captions: So after two minutes, the Wedginator collapsed, but he still waited for whoever. Way to go, bozo, you've wasted two minutes of your time. Well, not exactly, for you are just reading this. Blast, I broke the fourth wall again. My boss won't be too happy about this.
Easter Eggs
- When Gunhaver is typing, click on Forget How Bed Tunnel to see a picture of the real Forget How Bed Tunnel on a tour book.
- Click on the sign to see the plane with the Cheat Commandos fly by.
GUNHAVER: {extremely wearily} 359 bottles of... soda... on the freakin' brick wall. 359 bottles of... soda!!! You take... one downtown, bring it around, 358 bottles of... something!!!
- Click on still in the caption to see another caption:
Caption: Well, what are you going to do? Wait here for Gunhaver to come? Go and read another email! But remember, keep sending emails for Gunhaver to answer!
{The Paper lowers a bit, saying: You're not responsible for advertising Gunhaver emails!}
Caption: Oh, an also, I have no idea how Wedginator sent that email to Gunhaver. He has no computer. And yes, he will make appearances later.
Fun Facts
- Gunhaver's email intro is based on Homestar's bread sing-a-longs from origins.
- The TV show Silent Rip and Crakotage were watching was the same TV show from secret recipes.
- Some obvious facts:
- Mt. Neverest is a parody of Mt. Everest, the tallest mountain of the world.
- The song Gunhaver sings is a real song, only most of the time, the lyrics go like this: "99 bottles of beer on the wall..."
- Wedginator is a Cheat Commando version of Homsar
- His name is based on one of Homsar's quotes from origins: "I'm a human wedgie!"
- The box being Wedginator's car is based on the first Bonus Stage episode where Joel buys a box from Brad, thinking it's a car to replace his old one, thinking that it's been improved.
