Other Character Email Gunhaver/Summaries
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Action
Summary
- Gunhaver has a dream of the events in Ocean King, even though he had amnesia at the end of the email.
- The specific part of the events in Ocean King he dreams about is when he reads the email Gyro has given him.
- Gunhaver thinks that the dream is a warning or a sign on what he must do for the Cheat Commandos.
- Gunhaver remembers about the Legion of
TribulationBane. - Gunhaver answers an email.
- Gunhaver has some of the remaining Cheat Commandos (i.e. Fighter, Silent Rip) come with him on a mission against the Legion of Bane, who are located in the warehouses from fCon, contrary to what Reynold was thinking (in the Blue Laser HQ).
- At the Legion of Bane's headquarters, Shadow pressures Gyro to complete the creation of the Prototype.
- The Cheat Commandos arrive at the Legion of Bane's headquarters and get separated by getting lost wandering around the hallways in the warehouse.
- Gunhaver manages to stumble to a window looking into the lab where Gyro is held prisoner, being forced to work on the Prototype.
- Gyro can't see him, for the window Gunhaver is looking through can be seen from only one side.
- Gunhaver witnesses Gyro completing the Prototype and giving it to Shadow, who uses it.
- Shadow nearly gets killed by the sabotaged Prototype
- Shadow condemns Gyro to a death penalty and throws him into a prison cell.
- Gunhaver tries to break Gyro out, but is caught by a shadowy figure that manages to beat the crap out of Gunhaver and knock him unconscious.
Prototype
Summary
- Gunhaver wakes up to find himself strapped to a table with a laser pointed at him.
- Gunhaver nearly references Goldfinger, but Black Laser, who comes into the room, prevents him from making the reference.
- Gunhaver and Black Laser have a conversation concerning why Black Laser's alive, the stories of Black Laser's "death" involving Mt. Slowmore, Jokester's acting as Black Laser in Black Laser, and Black Laser's warning to Gunhaver that the good guys can't win this time.
- Black Laser activates the laser, which is slowly slicing the table in half, moving slowly towards Gunhaver.
- Gunhaver sees a logo on the laser and has a faint recognition, which is interrupted by a missile flying into the room and blowing it up.
- Black Laser manages to escape the room.
- Silent Rip comes into the room with a machine called a "Hologram Shooter" and frees Gunhaver from the table.
- He got the Hologram Shooter from Gyro's lab, a place he just visited.
- The Cheat Commandos get together again.
- Fightgar finds a room where Blue Laser and Max are located.
- Gunhaver and Reinforcements go inside the room, only to be locked in.
- The shadowy figure from Action appears and knocks Reinforcements unconscious.
- Black Laser and Shadow speak to Gunhaver through an intercom, revealing the shadowy figure to be Guntoshi, a Chibilichi, an artificially produced species made from organic and cybergenetic material.
- Guntoshi is the prototype made by Black Laser and the people he's working with.
- Gunhaver and the unconscious Reinforcements manage to escape death when Arrowhaver manages to open the door and gets them out.
- Near the end, the Cheat Commandos start to run away from the warehouse. Gunhaver and Gyro encounter Shadow.
- Gyro is about to reveal Shadow's identity when Guntoshi, who escaped from the room, comes in a rampage. He creates havoc (which puts everyone in the area in great danger) and seriously injures Gyro.
- Gunhaver and Gyro manage to escape, but Gyro can't go on any farther.
- Gyro says to Gunhaver, "I'll never for... fo... f... for..."
- Gyro dies.
Island
Summary
- Gunhaver is depressed over Gyro's death.
- He keeps on blaming himself.
- Foxface finds a way to cheer Gunhaver up: A vacation together with just the two of them.
- Gunhaver and Foxface go to an island, Kingdom of Almighty Cheat.
- Foxface forgot to bring her makeup, so she is forced to go back to the Cheat Commandos HQ.
- Reynold joins Gunhaver, having snuck in the plane they rode in.
- The reason Reynold snuck into the plane was because he thought it would mean he would able to go on a mission, since the plane was used in missions in the past.
- Reynold wasn't able to get out of his hiding place until now, which is why he's with Gunhaver.
- The reason Reynold snuck into the plane was because he thought it would mean he would able to go on a mission, since the plane was used in missions in the past.
- In his hotel room, Gunhaver checks his email to avoid grieving over Gyro's death.
- Gunhaver answers this email:
Subject:The cheat.Do you think the cheat is c00l?
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- Gunhaver makes derogatory remarks about "The cheat".
- All employees in the hotel hear Gunhaver's remarks, for all hotel rooms are bugged.
- The citizens of the Kingdom of Almighty Cheat start to punish Gunhaver for his derogatory remarks.
- The citizens (and later, Reynold, who manages to fit in) later punish Gunhaver for breaking several of the kingdom's rules (i.e. "No shooting", "No sneezing", "No stepping on the sidewalk on the 28th minute of every hour).
- Gunhaver decides to overthrow the king, THE Cheat (which stands for Theodore Herbert Elizabeth Cheat).
- Gunhaver manages to overthrow THE Cheat by using Rule #453 ("Obey every command given to you from any person") to his advantage.
- Gunhaver quickly becomes king and creates new rules that are mostly for his advantage.
Deterioration
Summary
- The Legion of Bane have been busy the past few days putting Guntoshi, who was in a nonstop rampage, back into his cage.
- Black Laser considers his Chibilichi Prototype "problematic".
- Despite Guntoshi's rampage and the Cheat Commando's attack, the Legion of Bane are definitely ready to take over, for Gunhaver is nowhere in the area.
- In the
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- Gunhaver notices the air raid when the airplanes blast the Gunhaver statue and begin blasting at the island's buildings and citizens.
- Gunhaver, who is expected to help out, goes to his palace room and answers an email, thinking it might bring a deus ex machina.
- Gunhaver gets this email:
Subject: Milk!I am the milkman!
My milk is delicious!
- Gunhaver spots a milkman boat and hijacks it.
- Reynold has managed to sneak into the boat.
- Gunhaver remarks that it'll be the end of the world before he can rid himself of Reynold for good.
- Reynold has managed to sneak into the boat.
- Gunhaver and Reynold get back to the Cheat Commandos HQ after returning to the mainland and hijacking a milkman helicopter.
- Gunhaver and Reynold enter the HQ, which not only is deserted, but looks as if there was a big battle.
- Someone knocks Gunhaver out and stuffs him in a box that's to be delivered to Blue Laser.
