Other Character Email Gunhaver/Encrypted
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Summary
Gunhaver gets an encrypted email. He uses the powers of the Delta 1001 to help him answer the email a little complicatedly.
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Flashfight (The French Cheat Soldiers Leader), Silent Rip (The Rookie Soldier), Fightgar (The Cheat with a Machine Gun), Ripberger (The Ninja Cheat with a Sword), Reynold, Wedginator
Lines: 93
Transcript
{We go to Gunhaver in front of the Delta 1001. He types in:gunhaver_email.exe.}
GUNHAVER: Gotta do the checking of the email of the gotta do the checking of the email of the.
{Then Gunhaver presses enter to make the following email pop up.}
Sincerely Haver
Do your've own'ved Krypton evering?
In fact, why not? How often does
déjà vu affect the cuando?
Dear,
Everyone
GUNHAVER: {reading} Sincerely Haver. Do your, your've, your have. Anyway, do your've own ved Krypton evering? In fact, why not? How often does déjà vu affect the cuando? Dear, Everyone. {stops reading} Okay, let me try this again. Dear Gunhaver... That's all I can make of this. I need the Delta's programs, like the decrypt program of Edgar Senior.
{Gunhaver types inEdgar Sr. Decrypt.exeto make this appear with Edgar Sr.'s face (similar to the old Innkeeper from Peasant Quest).}
Edgar Senior Decrypt Program{Then the email reappears with the message:
Decrypts those confusing emails
Made in mom's bedroom.
"Encrypt and get SCOLDED!"
Reorganized email.}
Dear Haver,
Have your ever owned Krypton do vet?
In fact, why not own Krypton? How often does
déjà vu affect the canto?
Sincerely,
Everyone
GUNHAVER: {typing} Well everyone who is grammatically challenged, I see you don't know my name. It's GUNhaver. Sheesh! And Shim-Sham-Sam thinks he gets the worst of the name thing, but the last one didn't even name me at all! Oh sure, I'm the Cheat with the gun! Imagine that as a show in say, like, the Cheat Soldiers!
{Then we cut to a mountain background after some static. The words:Cheat Soldiersappear as the Cheat Commandos appear.}
ANNOUNCER: {voiceover} Here it is! The Cheat Soldiers with characters you'll fall in love with and own action figures of! There's...
{Then we cut to a blue background. Gunhaver's action figure is shown.}
ANNOUNCER: {voiceover} The Cheat with the Gun! {Flashfight's action figure appears} The French Cheat Soldiers Leader! {Silent Rip's action figure appears} The Rookie Soldier! {Fightgar's action figure appears} The Cheat with the Machine Gun! {Ripberger's action figure appears} The Ninja Cheat with a Sword!...
{Then there's static as we go back to the computer room with Gunhaver typing on a new screen.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} Y'see? Problematic! Anyway, Krypton, I got Krypton all right. There's no need to ask me. So, what the heck is Krypton? Some sort of planet that was a home planet of a superhero but then the planet blew up as the superhero as a baby flew away in a capsule to Earth? That's crap. So I'll skip that question.
{Gunhaver clears the screen and begins typing on a new screen.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} Déjà vu in cantos, eh everyone who is grammatically challenged? For this, I need to ask an expert in poetry.
{Then we zoom out to see Reynold is next to Gunhaver's chair.}
REYNOLD: Oh, you mean me? Oh, you shouldn't have.
GUNHAVER: Yeah, I shouldn't have. So that's why I'm going to ask...
{Then we cut to the Wedginator at Gibberish Street Forget How Bed Tunnel (the place with the cardboard box). Gunhaver walks up to Wedginator.}
GUNHAVER: Hey Wedginator. How does déjà vu affect cantos?
WEDGINATOR: DaAaAa! Michael Jmith eats hair Madagascans! Caramel soldiers of the dawn of the medieval train!
{Just then, a train falls from the sky, only it looks like it is armored in medieval armor and is covered with coat of arms. The "train" is made of stone.}
WEDGINATOR: Woo-hoo! My grandmary possum!
GUNHAVER: Um, okay. I guess that answers my question.
{Then we cut back to the computer room with Gunhaver in front of the Delta 1001.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} Y'know what? I think I'm answering to the wrong question. I oughta decrypt again.
{Gunhaver activates Edgar Sr. again. After a few seconds, the following email appears.}
Dear Gunhaver,
I don't have any idea on what Ekul meant when he sent in that email to
you. Cuando is not a real word (which was why it was transformed into
canto). Try answering to the Krypton question.
Sincerely,
Delta 1001
GUNHAVER: Wow! My computer emails me! That's why I'm using this beauty! Anyway, the Krypton question. Let me guess. Oh right, it was...
{Gunhaver types on the Delta 1001, eventually making this.}
Dear Gunhaver,
Why have Krypton? Creepy gasses all the time get some.
Sincerely,
Grammatically challenged people
GUNHAVER: Why have Krypton, you ask? Well, it is a very old question that is not as age-old as pants. But I have an idea. We have Krypton because... I need to ask Wedginator again.
{Then we go back to Gibberish Street Forget How Bed Tunnel with the box, Wedginator, and the medieval train. Gunhaver just finishes talking to Wedginator.}
WEDGINATOR: DaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaaaaaAaA! I got mooks of the cooks! In the sizzle of the mouse of the daisy cube! The Daisy cube wins it all!
{Then a cube falls from the sky and lands next to the medieval train. The cube has pictures of daisies on all sides.}
WEDGINATOR: Have no fear, it's party dime! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
{Wedginator walks up a side of the screen and then disappears off-screen by walking up. Gunhaver looks up.}
{Then we go back to the computer room with Gunhaver typing on a new screen on the Delta 1001.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} So that's your answers to your questions. That's how déjà vu affect canto/cuanto and that's why we have Krypton. But really, I need to do some research, on how the Wedginator could defy the laws of physics by walking up on the side of the screen, breaking one or two fourth walls along the way. I need to look for that Newton guy. Maybe he has the answers.
{Then the Paper comes down, saying: Click here to email Gunhaver at: gunhaver@homestarrunner.com.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on defy to see a segment of the Cheat Soldiers:
{We cut to a room with The Cheat with the Gun, The Cheat with the Machine Gun, and The Rookie Soldier.}
The Rookie Soldier: So The Cheat with the Gun...
The Cheat with the Gun: Yeah?
The Cheat with the Machine Gun: {simultaneously} Yeah?
The Rookie Soldier: How does déjà vu affect stuff?
The Cheat with the Gun: I don't know.
The Cheat with the Machine Gun: {simultaneously} I don't know.
The Rookie Soldier: So The Cheat with the Gun...
The Cheat with the Gun: Yeah?
The Cheat with the Machine Gun: {simultaneously} Yeah?
- Click on fourth walls to see an action figure for Wedginator:
*Fourth Wall Breaker
- Defies the laws of physics
- Knows the answers to all questions
- Master of the Medieval Train
- Click on Newton to see a book titled: "Newton's, Uh, Book, about, Stuff."
Fun Facts
- The Fourth Wall is broken several times when Gunhaver talking about him being named The Cheat with the Gun, when Wedginator walks up the side of the screen, and when Gunhaver mentions breaking the fourth wall.
- Edgar Sr. is parodying Edga Jr., which is parodying Edgar.
- Yes, I know that Ekul sent in that email to Gunhaver.
- In the Shim-Sham-Sam emails, Shim-Sham-Sam complains that people say his name incorrectly (like in chickens, as referenced by Gunhaver before the Cheat Soldiers segment.
- Gunhaver is called as The Cheat with the Gun in the last email, Switch.
- Krypton is a type of chemical gas
- Krypton was also the name of the fictional planet from the movie Superman, which was Superman's home planet, but he flew away to Earth in a capsule as a baby before Krypton was destroyed, so Gunhaver referenced it correctly.
- Cantos are like stanzas/verses in a poem.
- This is why Gunhaver was going to ask Reynold, "the poetry expert."
- In Books, Reynold's obsession with poetry is revealed, especially when Gunhaver tells him to date Edgar Allen Poe (unrelated to Edgar Sr.).
- This is why Gunhaver was going to ask Reynold, "the poetry expert."
- Wedginator was from Wedginator.
- Gibberish Street Forget How Bed Tunnel was also from the same email.
- The email asking about why have Krypton is written in the form of the first two sentences in the modified email in long pants.
- Wedginator walking up the side of the screen is based on Homsar, who could do the same thing, except he walks on all four sides of the screen.
- Wedginator is supposed to be the Cheat Commandos version of Homsar.
- Newton (Sir Isaac Newton) was the person who discovered important facts about physics.
- In the Cheat Soldiers Easter Egg, déjà vu is performed when The Rookie Soldier begins to ask The Cheat with the Gun before The Cheat with the Gun and The Cheat with the Machine Gun reply simultaneously again.
