Other Character Email Gunhaver/Rock opera
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Summary
Gunhaver makes a rock opera named GEMAIL!!!
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Dr. Croctor, Reynold, Strong Bad, Crackotage, Blue Laser, Beatles member, Ripberger, Police Cheat, 3D Vector Strong Bad, Mrs. Forcements, Dark Sapphire Laser, Narrator, Wedginator, Flashfight, Silent Rip, Fightgar, Firebert, Reinforcements, Foxface, Arrowhaver
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Transcript
{Gunhaver is on the Delta 1001 and he types the following.}
gunhaver_email.exe
GUNHAVER: I got the Gunhaver emails to the flipside! !edispilf eht ot sliame revahnuG eht tog I
{The following email pops out as Gunhaver reads it.}
Gunhaver,
I think it's high time you composed a rock opera. You
simply owe it to society. What should it be about?
That's up to you.
Best Wishes,
Anonymous Contributor
Gambier, OH
GUNHAVER: {typing} Well Mr. and Mrs. Contributor, I say, you are horrible namers! I mean, how many kids out there are named Anonymous? I mean, I can think of better ones right off the bat! Like Some, Someone, Whatever, and, um, Right off the Bat.
{Gunhaver clears the page and continues typing.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} Well Right off the Bat, I have already made my rock opera. It is called GEMAIL. Basically, it is based on Strong Bad's SBEMAIL, but the words are different. The rock opera is made up of one word from each of the 18 Gunhaver emails, and I think this may be a rough draft. Let's see how it is like right now.
{Cut to some curtains, which open up to a montage, starting with Gunhaver on his Orange 02 from First Episode. The scene changes as each word is said.}
GUNHAVER: Congretulations DING girlfriend
DR. CROCTOR: Cheese
REYNOLD: Rhys
STRONG BAD: LOVED
Crakotage: flying
BLUE LASER: OFF
Beatles member: submarine?
RIPBERGER: Dressed
Police officer: donuts
GUNHAVER: watch
3D Vector Strong Bad: SPLODE!
DARK SAPPHIRE LASER: Exterminate
Narrator: Videlectrix
WEDGINATOR: Master
Narrator: of
{Cut to a room with all of the Cheat Commandos.}
All Cheat Commandos: GEMAIL!!!
{Then we cut to a montage of some elements of previous Gunhaver emails (i.e. Mrs. Forcements, or the book Laserbreaker) while we see Gunhaver dodging a blue laser Matrix style at the same time. Then the background changes to Club Technochocolate as rock music begins playing and Gunhaver dances to the music. Then we cut to another montage as the rock opera continues.}
GUNHAVER: GEMAIL! The greatest thing of all time!
ARROWHAVER: Wow!
GUNHAVER: Positate without pizzazz and jam!
FIGHTGAR: Whoa!
GUNHAVER: I'm just owing it to society! Yeah! Go GEMAIL! Go GEMAIL! GEMAIL!!!
{Cut to the computer room where chrysanthemums are being thrown by Firebert. Meanwhile, Gunhaver continues typing.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} Well Right off the Bat, there's my rock opera's first draft, and already roses are being thrown in my honor. I think I should make an encore, or something, and I think the reviews are... {A chrysanthemum is thrown on top of the keyboard, stopping Gunhaver from typing as he faces Firebert while holding the chrysanthemum.}
GUNHAVER: Firebert! I told you to throw roses! Not these supercalafragilisticexpialadocoius...es. I would have taken you on a mission!
Firebert: {Cheat noises of protest}
'{Firebert throws a chrysanthemum at Gunhaver, making him fall of his chair. Then we cut to the Delta 1001 screen, where we see what Gunhaver typed. Then the Paper comes down, saying: Click here to email Gunhaver at gunhaver@homestarrunner.com.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on Right off the Bat to see a comic of Gunhaver making fun of Anonymous' name:
GUNHAVER: Hey Anonymous! Why don't you make a poem and not attribute it to yourself! And I don't care if that's done already, because you're Anonymous!
- Click on roses to see a blooper for the movie, Cheat Commandos to the Max:
GUNHAVER: Come on Cheat Commandos! We have to rock, rock on!
{Gunhaver begins running and falls into a pit.}
Construction worker: {voice} Sorry about that!
{A chrysanthemum is thrown into the pit.}
- Click on encore to see the rock opera again.
- Click on reviews to see the reviews for the rock opera from Various People, Reviewers, and Anonymous' brother.
Fun Facts
- This email is a parody of the Strong Bad email rock opera with the words for the rock opera, the email rap, making fun of Anonymous' name, some of the words, throwing the flowers, and the Easter eggs.
- Supercalafragilisticexpialadocious is a word and a song from the Disney movie Marry Poppins.
- Chrysanthemums are real flowers if you don't know.
- The Cheat Commandos movie is being made, but I think I also want to do it on fanfiction.net as well.
- This is so far the first Gunhaver email to have the most characters appear and have all of the Cheat Commandos to appear.
The Lyrics
Congretulations DING
girlfriend Cheese Rhys LOVED flying OFF submarine?
Dressed donuts watch SPLODE!
Exterminate Videlectrix.
Master of GEMAIL!!!
GEMAIL! The greatest thing of all time!
Wow!
Positate without pizzazz and jam!
Whoa!
I'm just owing it to society!
Yeah!
Go GEMAIL! Go GEMAIL!
GEMAIL!!!
Context of the Rock Opera (First Part)
1. First Episode: Congretulations Brendan, or was it Brondan, Branden?
2. Un-Replied Emails: ert plus. y76p. Olueight jk yee. You 4 pe. Rh. Gunhave 15456. Uhhhhh.... DING! 8901 ikg.
3. Books: Yeah, whatever, get lost, go date with your girlfriend, Edgar Allen Poe.
4. Cheesy films: (said by Dr. Croctor)Cheese is important because...
5. New Toys: (said by Reynold) Sorry about that Rhys!
6. Fhqwhgads: (said by Strong Bad) I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
7. Magic: (said by Crakotage) Well, I was free flying, and it looks like your computer is dying. He, he, hah, hah!
8. Time Traveling: (said by Blue Laser) WILL YOU PLEASE BUZZ OFF?
9. Dreamail: (said by a Beatles member) How about Yellow Submarine?
10. Ripberger: (said by Ripberger) Does it have to do with the way I am dressed?
11. Credit card: (said by a police Cheat) What happened to Dippin' Donuts?
12. Video games: I call it Mr. Uh... Watch the Gunhaver.
13. Virus: (said by 3D Vector Strong Bad) I'll splode your head!
14. Anime: (said by Dark Sapphire Laser) Now, I will exterminate you!
15. Recreation: (said by a narrator) ...only for Videlectrix.
16. Wedginator: (said by Wedginator) I'm the master statue lord!
17. Weapon: (said by a narrator) Only available for the imagination of Gunhaver.
18. Rock opera: GEMAIL!
