Other Character Email Gunhaver/Guntoshi: 20X6
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Summary
Guntoshi answers an email that his ancestor failed to answer precisely X0 years ago.
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Alpha Stan, Reynold, Gyro, Guntoshi, Eta Dan, Dark Sapphire Laser, Fairy, Dark Sapphire Laser Robots, Ree
Lines: 113
Page Title: Alpha 1260
Transcript
{Cut to Gunhaver in front of the Alpha 1260.}
GUNHAVER: Checkin' emails until I catch that flying taco! And I think the flying taco doesn't exist. I'm fine with that!
Hello Gunhaver, you have 19 new emails.
{Gunhaver presses a button to make the following email appear on the screen. Gunhaver reads it.}
Subject: NOTHING!!! NOTHING, I SAY!!!Dear Guntoshi,
Have you ever made a game
-Michael
called "Guntoshi 20X6"? Because,
I never saw it being realised.
GUNHAVER: {typing} Have I ever made a video game??? Look, even though you believe that the Cheat Commandos can do anything, like saving the world from a volcano or feeding the homeless... Guess what? We can't. That's right, I don't make video games. Remember that crappy old virus video game Reynold made?
{Cut to a desert. A stick figure goes to a group of orange and purple circles and crushes them with a mallet. Then another group of viruses arrive and eat up the stick character, making the following words appear: GAME OVER. Cut back to Gunhaver in front of the Alpha 1260, which has a clear screen.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} Mind you, that only proves that I don't make video games. It's Reynold who gets the strain and humiliation. Anyway, I suppose I could let Reynold and Gyro work together to make the video game, but they can't work together for beans. I remember when I asked them to make a portrait of me.
{Cut to Reynold and Gyro in a room. Reynold has a canvas, an easel, and paint. Gyro has a laptop computer and paper. There's a picture of Gunhaver on a table.}
REYNOLD: What do you need the computer for? We just have to draw!
GYRO: Drawing is for the weak-minded. Computers will change everything by making them simple.
REYNOLD: Well, I'm going to draw by myself!
GYRO: And I'm going to use the overly complicated paint programs by myself!
{Reynold starts painting on the canvas as Gyro begins to move his laptop's mouse around. Later, Reynold turns his head to look at Gyro's progress.}
REYNOLD: What??? That doesn't look like Gunhaver at all!
{Gyro looks at Reynold's painting.}
GYRO: Yeah, well... Gunhaver would NEVER wear that!
{Cut to what Reynold drew on the canvas, Gunhaver in a pink dress. Cut back to Reynold and Gyro. There is no sound, but Reynold and Gyro fight each other while making improvements to each other's work. Cut to Reynold and Gyro in front of Gunhaver with a painting (the actual drawing facing away from Gunhaver).}
GUNHAVER: So, are you finished?
GYRO: Yep, here it is!
{Gyro and Reynold show the painting to Gunhaver.}
GUNHAVER: {angrily} YOU DIMWITS! That looks nothing like me at all! That's not even a portrait!
{Cut to the painting, which looks like this, except that the people have drawn-on mustaches, Homestarmy helmets, dunce caps, cowboy hats, sunglasses, and yellow skin with brown spots. Cut back to Gunhaver in front of the Alpha 1260.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} Whoah. That was an unnecessarily long flashback. Well, there's my point. Guntoshi 20X6 will not exist for probably another X0 years.
Click here to email Gunhaver at GEmail.exe
{There is a long pause. Cut to this.}
X0 years later...
{Cut to the Chibilichi Commandos HQ in 20X6, which looks like a big, glass tower that can't be seen through from the outside. There are also turrets and robots around the dome. Cut to a room in the HQ, where Guntoshi is in front of a floating laptop computer, the Eta 3140. Cut to the standard email checking view. There is Eta Dan on the screen.}
GUNTOSHI: Scroll buttons... I mean, email has been the symbolization of the... um... greatness of... um... me!
Hi Guntoshi, you have a bunch of emails.
{The screen of the Eta 3140 shows the email in a pop-up. Eta Dan reads the email.}
STILL NOTHING!!!Dear Guntoshi,
Have you ever made a game
-Michael
called "Guntoshi 20X6"? Because,
I never saw it being realised.
{Whatever Guntoshi says appears on the screen with Eta Dan making mouth motions.}
GUNTOSHI: Well Micheal Jordan the 3rd, the answer is no. But if I do get a chance to make Gunothis 20X6, I would make it a shoot-em-up space game, like... this!
{Cut to space with four differently colored (red, blue, yellow, and green) ships flying.}
GUNTOSHI: {voiceover} The four ships would be part of a team of space heroes. The leader would be me, Silura and Zengar would be members, and Ree would be the one always shot at.
{Cut to an asteroid field that the four ships are flying through. Blue lasers are constantly being shot at the green ship, but the three other ships don't pay attention. Soon, the green ship blows up, victory music plays, and the following words appear.}
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Your grade: B
His death wasn't slow enough.
GUNTOSHI: {voiceover} And we would continue saving random planets or places in space until we get to some planet and face Dark Sapphire Laser...
{Cut to a green background. The yellow ship from before is in front of Dark Sapphire's Laser.}
GUNTOSHI: {voiceover} ...whose head has been cut off and enlargened. Unfortunately, he survived, until you shoot him.
DARK SAPPHIRE LASER: Seriously, why the heck is my head cut off?
{The yellow ship shoots at Dark Sapphire Laser's eyes, creating a large explosion. Cut back to Guntoshi in front of the Eta 3140.}
GUNTOSHI: Well, that's one game. I guess an RPG wouldn't hurt.
{Cut to Guntoshi dressed in a green leather jacket and black pants, standing on a field. There is a small, ball of light floating over him. Guntoshi is holding a shield and a lightsaber.}
GUNTOSHI: {off-screen} Yeah, it'd take place in this medieval place, and I'd slice enemies up with my lightsaber.
{Cut to Guntoshi slicing various robots into pieces with his lightsaber. Cut to Guntoshi standing on a field with the fairy floating over him.}
GUNTOSHI: {voiceover} I'd also have this fairy thing that has started stalking me since the beginning of time. And every now and then...
FAIRY: Hey! Hello? Listen! Look! Hey! Hello? Listen! Look! Hey! Hello? Listen! Look! Hey! Hello? Listen! Look! Hey! Hello? Listen! Look! Hey! Hello? Listen! Look! Hey! Hello? Listen! Look! Hey! Hello? Listen! Look! Hey! Hello? Listen! Look! Hey! Hello? Listen! Look! Hey! Hello? Listen! Look! Hey! Hello? Listen! Look! Hey! Hello? Listen! Look! Hey! Hello? Listen! Look! Hey! Hello? Listen! Look! Hey! Hello? Listen! Look!
GUNTOSHI: {voiceover} ...it would try to annoy me to death with its stupid notices for attention. In this game, I would be able to kill it.
{Guntoshi slices his lightsaber at the fairy, blowing it up in a puff of smoke.}
GUNTOSHI: {voiceover} I would go through a quest to get three rocks. Then, when trying to give them to Foxychan for her birthday...
{Cut to Foxychan being chased by Dark Sapphire Laser and his robots in a castle.}
GUNTOSHI: {voiceover} ...Dark Sapphire Laser would screw things up, forcing me to go to five temples and get gold coins to enhance my ever-growing riches.
{Cut to Guntoshi fighting a gigantic bug-like monster with Ree's face in a dark room. Guntoshi shoots a blaster shot at one of Ree's eyes before jumping and slashing at the eye with his lightsaber, blowing up the monster.}
GUNTOSHI: {voiceover} And each dungeon would have a hideous looking boss with an even more hideous face.
{Cut back to Guntoshi at the Eta 3140.}
GUNTOSHI: So there are two possibilities for Guntoshi: 20X6, although I think a multiplayer game would work, but that wouldn't be fun to explain about.
Click here to email Guntoshi at guntoshi@stinkoman20X6.com
Easter Eggs
- Click on "feeding the homeless" to see a doodle of Gunhaver holding a spoon in front of a homeless person. There's a writing on the paper that says "Feeding the homeless: Mission Impossible"
- Click on Alpha Stan's message at the end of the Gunhaver email segment to be able to email Gunhaver.
- Click on multiplayer game to see this:
{Cut to a floating castle in the sky. 200 Guntoshis are beating up Ree with fists, lightsabers, and blasters. Ree gets blasted into the sky repeatedly. Meanwhile, there are circles at the bottom of the screen with numbers with a percent sign and an icon of a fighter's face. The circle with Ree's face icon repeatedly has an increasing number before it goes to "0%" and starts all over.}
- Click on Eta Dan's message to see this pop-up on the Eta's screen:
Normally, you'd be able to email Guntoshi, but since this is really a Gunhaver email, you're out of luck. So, here's some luck.
Fun Facts
- Gunhaver references a new running gag of mine, flying tacos.
- Reynold's video game is from Video games.
- Gunhaver's "portrait" is based off of Raphael's The School of Athens.
- Eta Dan is based on Alpha Stan.
- Eta Dan was originally going to be named Beta Stan, but Super Sam already used the Greek letter Beta for his character, Beta Clam, in Homsar's Blog/Entry 43.
- Eta is a Greek alphabet letter.
- Eta Dan's name contributes to the Dan running gag on the official website.
- Eta 3140 references pi.
- Micheal Jordan is a popular basketball player.
- Guntoshi's first game is based on Star Fox 64.
- Dark Sapphire Laser in this game references Andross.
- Guntoshi's second game is based on The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
- Guntoshi's fairy is based on Navi, who's known for being annoying with her ways to get your attention.
- The boss shown in Guntoshi's game is based off of Gohma, a boss in the said game.
- Mission Impossible is a TV show.
- Mission Impossible is also a movie with sequels.
- Guntoshi's multiplayer game is based on Super Smash Bros and Super Smash Bros Melee.
