Other Character Email Gunhaver/Mosaic
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Summary
The Cheat Commandos go to stop Blue Laser from doing evil, such as making it snow at the beach. However, history proves itself in terms of its repeating itself.
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Fightgar, Silent Rip, Firebert, Crackotage, Reinforcements, Ripberger, Flashfight,
Page Title: Orange Screen Delta Widescreen Alpha Capsules Eta Computer Handheld 3.0
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Transcript
{Cut to Gunhaver checking his email on the Orange 02. Cut to Gunhaver checking his email on The Screen. Cut to Gunhaver checking his email on the Delta 1001. Cut to Gunhaver checking him email on The Widescreen. Cut to Gunhaver checking his email with the Alpha 1260. Cut to Gunhaver checking his email with an email capsule. Cut to Gunhaver checking his email on the Eta 3140. Cut to Gunhaver checking his email on a computer in a desert. Cut to Gunhaver checking his email in a handheld computer. Cut to Gunhaver checking an email with the Dandy Tandy Office Version 3.0. Cut to a screen with the titles of all Gunhaver emails. Fade to black. The following appears.}
From the 1st of January, 2005, Shim-Sham-Sam has created, excluding this email, 101 emails, 6 remakes/revisions, and 8 extras, practically from the beginning of his Wiki "career."
And so, it is fitting that this last email/BIRTHDAY PRESENT should commemorate the email show's past. However, we'll stick with the first 100 emails in order to do this.
And so, this email will be a mosaic of the words from the first 100 emails (and for those that have been remade, the original versions will be used). All words used in this email (except for this introduction and the email sent to Gunhaver) are taken from each of the first 100 emails. When a character speaks, his line will consist of words from previous lines from previous emails. And the words describing actions will be words describing actions from the previous emails. We will start with a word from the first email, and then choose words from subsequent emails. Naturally, some characters' lines will have to be cut off, and Gunhaver's computers will have to change. Once a word is used from email 100, we'll start over with a word from email 1. Punctuations will not count. Numbers will. What Gunhaver reads from emails count too.
Sorry if this is not explained adequately enough. You'll get the picture once this train wreck starts. So, let's start this train wreck. DUN! DUN! DUN!
{Cut to Gunhaver on his Orange 02. Gunhaver types in "run gunhaver_email".}
GUNHAVER: Emails singing complicated flipside!
{The following email pops on the screen. Gunhaver comes to read it.}
Subject: SUPER-ULTRA-MEGA IMPORTANT MISSION!Gunhaver, We have intercepted some calls on the HoloNet showing</ br> Blue Laser powering up the evil weather machine.
In an attempt to steal all the elfin gold, Blue Laser</ br> is going to put Tresure Mountain in a deep freeze, with</br> the help of Morty Maxwell.
You must stop them before it snows at the beach!
-Bula, Zeeter, Multo, Wizzy, Wigg, and Gorga</ br> Zula Patrol Headquarters, Zula
GUNHAVER: {typing} Are you manic? He is not gonna want to do dark stuff. I don't think he is good enough to do that. Your old EMAIL is random!
{Suddenly, Fightgar appears.}
GUNHAVER: What? He's actually ruined that stuff I said?
FIGHTGAR: Whoa.
GUNHAVER: That's not good. Well, I am too fine as this will be too easy.
{Cut to a room with Commandos. Gunhaver is in front of the Cheat Commandos.}
GUNHAVER: All right! Blue Laser has upset the fine, stupid, terrible Katies who have, without salary, hurt my email.
FIGHTGAR: Whoa!
GUNHAVER: Stupid questions are...
SILENT RIP: Great!
GUNHAVER: Goodness... Although Blue Laser has challenged the...
FLASHFIGHT: ...us.
And this was where Shim-Sham-Sam stopped writing. Laziness, loss of willpower, and the realization on how difficult it will be to continue creating dialogue this way, and then creating scenes with action (for the Cheat Commandos will have to confront Blue Laser sometime) were factors that led to this stop. Had Shim-Sham-Sam continued, the next word would be taken from Bttp.
Feel free to continue the mosaic if you want. You don't have to own GEmail, for this'll be free to anybody. You can feel free to add any number of words you want. Usually, people would want to put in one word at a time.
You people have the option of continuing this plot or creating a new one. It's all up to you.
Start whenever.
