Other Character Email Gunhaver/The Criminal Projective
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Summary
Gunhaver shows us a preview of the new Rangeresque movie, Rangeresque III: The Criminal Projective, IN 3-D!
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Reynold (voice), Gyro, Rangeresque, Fightflash (voice), Foxyface, Blue Lasucci, Blue Lasucci's minions, Minion, Sterrance Minion, Unnamed Bad Guy, Constro Drake
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Transcript
{Cut to Gunhaver in front of the Alpha 1260. Alpha Stan is on the screen.}
GUNHAVER: I've got the emails up, down. And I've got the emails high, low.
ALPHA STAN:You have two unread email(s).
GUNHAVER: Bring it up on screen!
{The following email appears. Gunhaver reads it.}
Subject: rangeresque3Gunhaver,
I was just wondering, when is Rangeresque 3 coming out?
Mitchell Smith, Australia
Yours truly,
GUNHAVER: {typing} Wait, didn't Rangeresque 2 come out in the future? Nah. We made it earlier, but procrastinated on its release, and we are now making Rangeresque 3 right now. Talk about nice productivity. Anyway, your timing couldn't have been more perfect! Actually, it could've, you know, if you emailed me when the movie was finished. Nope, it's still in the works, but it's going to be so cool! Cooler than the last movies, and it's all because Reynold's not in it!
REYNOLD: {off-screen} That's good! I was sick of being a stunt double!
GUNHAVER: {to Reynold} Shut up, punching bag. {typing} Anyway, let's go see how Gyro's doing with the movie tonight... today... afternoon...
{Gunhaver leaves the computer room. Cut to the laboratory, where Gyro is on the computer (an unnamed one). Gunhaver walks up to Gyro.}
GUNHAVER: Hey Gyro, how's Rangeresque 3 coming along?
GYRO: Oh! It's going great! Shim-Sham-Sam sent me the parts of the scripts he has finished so far, and I'm putting it into the computer to make the movie CGI.
GUNHAVER: What?
GYRO: CGI is what makes the movie 3D, just like you half-heartedly promised.
GUNHAVER: Oh, so, let's watch it.
{Cut to Gyro's computer. Gyro clicks on some buttons and soon, the movie begins playing on his computer.}
{To read what Gunhaver and Gyro are watching, click on the link below. After you're done reading, click on the back button and read the rest of the email.}
{Cut to Gyro and Gunhaver in the laboratory.}
GUNHAVER: Wow, that was so cool!
GYRO: Yes, well, that's one part I'm going to show you. Now I'll work on the rest of the movie.
GUNHAVER: Okay, but what's taking you so long.
GYRO: Well, do you know the actors for Unnamed Bad Guy, Minion, and Sterrance Minion? I had to fully create them in CGI, because I've never seen them, besides in the Rangeresque 2 movie sent by Shim-Sham-Sam from the future. I also had to make Blue Laser in CGI, since he somehow disappeared into the future, just like you said. And of course, Contestro's too evil in my point of view.
GUNHAVER: All right. Keep up the good work!
{Cut to Gunhaver in front of the Alpha 1260. He is finishing up the email.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} Wow, the movie's not even 50% finished and already it looks awesome with action-packed Reynold-less fun! Well, that's all.
{Then Alpha Stan appears on the screen to say this message.}
Click here to email Gunhaver at GEmail.exe
Easter Eggs
- Click on action-packed to watch the Rangeresque 3 preview that you just saw again, in 3D!
- Click on fun to watch the email in 3D. In return, the Rangeresque 3 preview will be in 2D.
Fun Facts
- I am currently working on the script for Rangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.
- The preview that you just saw is Part 2.
- Reynold is acknowledged as a punching bag in the 2nd Rangeresque movie.
- The reason I made the email like this is to not break any rules about duplication and to not show people OCE Gunhaver when Rangeresque 3 is officially released (they want to read the movie, not the OCE).
- Gyro references Contestro.
- The reason why he made the explanation is because this email takes place at the time of Drawing, where at that time, Tomahaver and Pineface weren't introduced (Minion and Unnamed Bad Guy, respectively). Also, there are no Sterrances in the area.
