Other Character Email Gunhaver/Thief
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Summary
Gunhaver is asked if he had stole something. He gets off into a list of those things he stole. You can name him the "Gunner Dodger".
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Flashfight, Firebert
Lines: 61
Transcript
{Gunhaver is on the Delta 1001 as he types in the following.}
gunhaver_email.exe
GUNHAVER: Now it's time to check my email! And I got to check my email!
{Then the following email pops up.}
Dear Gunhaver,
Has you ever stolen something?
Cwaaapfully yows,
Thatkidsam
GUNHAVER: {reading} Dear Gunhaver, Has you ever stolen something? Cra... cwa... cwaaaaaaaaaaaaaapfully you, yos, Thatkidsam.
{Gunhaver begins typing on a new page.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} I guess there are all kinds of Sam's in the world, the smart ones, and the DUMB ones! I mean, di... da... fu... Improve your grammar, little kid. Anyway Li'l Sammy, I have stolen tons of stuff! But I will say only my favorite stolen stuff. You can call me the Gunner Dodger.
{Then we cut to Gunhaver and Flashfight with his golden trophy.}
FLASHFIGHT: Ahh! My good ol' trophee.
GUNHAVER: Hey Flashfight, look behind you!
FLASHFIGHT: Okay.
{As Flashfight turns around, Gunhaver takes the trophy and runs away.}
{Then we cut to Gunhaver and Flashfight with his mobile phone.}
FLASHFIGHT: I like my new mobile phone.
GUNHAVER: Hey Flashfight! There is Phil from Bonus Stage right behind you!
FLASHFIGHT: Pheel? Where?
{As Flashfight turns around, Gunhaver snatches away Flashfight's mobile phone and runs away.}
{Then we cut to Gunhaver and Flashfight with his widescreen television with a ribbon on it.}
FLASHFIGHT: I like my new televeesion.
GUNHAVER: Look! There's a...
FLASHFIGHT: Look. I'm not going to fall for zose treeks again so you can steel my cool stuff.
GUNHAVER: I'm not going to steal. But I'm just saying that there is a big dinosaur right behind you.
FLASHFIGHT: Like I'm going to beleeve that.
{Then growling is heard. Flashfight looks around to see a dinosaur. Flashfight screams as the dinosaur lifts Flashfight and walks away. Then Gunhaver begins pushing the television without success.}
GUNHAVER: Stupid... heavy... TV. Can't... move.
{Then we cut to Gunhaver on the Delta 1001.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} Well, I have to end this email now, little Sammy, for Ripberger and I have to steal Flashfight's flashlight. Well, see ya.
{Then The Paper comes down, saying: Click here to email Gunhaver at gunhaver@homestarrunner.com.com.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on either "Flashfight's flashlight" or The Paper for the following:
VOICE: {off-screen} What the heck?
{Then Gunhaver leaves. Then we go to a night version of Flashfight's room, where there are no lights on. Gunhaver and Firebert are in front of a large safe.}
GUNHAVER: {whispering} All right Firebert, deploy the dynamite.
{Firebert takes out a large bomb.}
GUNHAVER: {whispering} I told you to use a silent bomb!
{Then Firebert takes out a bomb that has the word "silent" on it.}
GUNHAVER: {whispering} All right. Use it already, for we're wasting time!
{Then Gunhaver sees that a hole has already been blasted in the safe door. Then Firebert enters.}
GUNHAVER: {whispering} Wow, how silent.
{Then they enter the safe. Then they see the Flashfight's flashlight on top of a pedestal.}
GUNHAVER: {not whispering} All right! We can steal Flashfight's...
FLASHFIGHT: {off-screen} What ees going on here?
{Then Flashfight walks to the scene.}
FLASHFIGHT: Are you steeling my flashlight?
GUNHAVER: Uh no, because it was Firebert who blew up the safe door and he forced me to come here so he could steal your flashlight and I have to go to the bathroom!
{Gunhaver runs away as Flashfight looks at Firebert angrily.}
Firebert: {Cheat noises}
FLASHFIGHT: Firebeert, you're groundeed.
{Then we cut to Gunhaver on the Delta 1001, typing.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} Stupid Firebert, bringing me to that safe to frame me for stealing that stupid flashlight. And he was dumber that he couldn't steal that stupid flashlight. Anyway, Little Sammy... I forgot what I was going to say.
{Then The Paper comes down, saying: Click here to email Gunhaver at gunhaver@homestarrunner.com.}
- From here, click on Little Sammy to see a children's book:
Little Sammy was caught trying to steal the
Orb of Grammar. He is in trouble.
Fun Facts
- Gunner Dodger is based on the Artful Dodger from the book Oliver Twist.
- Phil is a main character of the flash cartoon: Bonus Stage.
- Gunhaver having trouble stealing Flashfight's television is based on Puppet Time.
