Other Character Email Gunhaver/Thief

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Summary

Gunhaver is asked if he had stole something. He gets off into a list of those things he stole. You can name him the "Gunner Dodger".

Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Flashfight, Firebert

Lines: 61

Transcript

{Gunhaver is on the Delta 1001 as he types in the following.}

GUNHAVER: Now it's time to check my email! And I got to check my email!

{Then the following email pops up.}

GUNHAVER: {reading} Dear Gunhaver, Has you ever stolen something? Cra... cwa... cwaaaaaaaaaaaaaapfully you, yos, Thatkidsam.

{Gunhaver begins typing on a new page.}

GUNHAVER: {typing} I guess there are all kinds of Sam's in the world, the smart ones, and the DUMB ones! I mean, di... da... fu... Improve your grammar, little kid. Anyway Li'l Sammy, I have stolen tons of stuff! But I will say only my favorite stolen stuff. You can call me the Gunner Dodger.

{Then we cut to Gunhaver and Flashfight with his golden trophy.}

FLASHFIGHT: Ahh! My good ol' trophee.

GUNHAVER: Hey Flashfight, look behind you!

FLASHFIGHT: Okay.

{As Flashfight turns around, Gunhaver takes the trophy and runs away.}

{Then we cut to Gunhaver and Flashfight with his mobile phone.}

FLASHFIGHT: I like my new mobile phone.

GUNHAVER: Hey Flashfight! There is Phil from Bonus Stage right behind you!

FLASHFIGHT: Pheel? Where?

{As Flashfight turns around, Gunhaver snatches away Flashfight's mobile phone and runs away.}

{Then we cut to Gunhaver and Flashfight with his widescreen television with a ribbon on it.}

FLASHFIGHT: I like my new televeesion.

GUNHAVER: Look! There's a...

FLASHFIGHT: Look. I'm not going to fall for zose treeks again so you can steel my cool stuff.

GUNHAVER: I'm not going to steal. But I'm just saying that there is a big dinosaur right behind you.

FLASHFIGHT: Like I'm going to beleeve that.

{Then growling is heard. Flashfight looks around to see a dinosaur. Flashfight screams as the dinosaur lifts Flashfight and walks away. Then Gunhaver begins pushing the television without success.}

GUNHAVER: Stupid... heavy... TV. Can't... move.

{Then we cut to Gunhaver on the Delta 1001.}

GUNHAVER: {typing} Well, I have to end this email now, little Sammy, for Ripberger and I have to steal Flashfight's flashlight. Well, see ya.

{Then The Paper comes down, saying: Click here to email Gunhaver at gunhaver@homestarrunner.com.com.}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on either "Flashfight's flashlight" or The Paper for the following:

VOICE: {off-screen} What the heck?

{Then Gunhaver leaves. Then we go to a night version of Flashfight's room, where there are no lights on. Gunhaver and Firebert are in front of a large safe.}

GUNHAVER: {whispering} All right Firebert, deploy the dynamite.

{Firebert takes out a large bomb.}

GUNHAVER: {whispering} I told you to use a silent bomb!

{Then Firebert takes out a bomb that has the word "silent" on it.}

GUNHAVER: {whispering} All right. Use it already, for we're wasting time!

{Then Gunhaver sees that a hole has already been blasted in the safe door. Then Firebert enters.}

GUNHAVER: {whispering} Wow, how silent.

{Then they enter the safe. Then they see the Flashfight's flashlight on top of a pedestal.}

GUNHAVER: {not whispering} All right! We can steal Flashfight's...

FLASHFIGHT: {off-screen} What ees going on here?

{Then Flashfight walks to the scene.}

FLASHFIGHT: Are you steeling my flashlight?

GUNHAVER: Uh no, because it was Firebert who blew up the safe door and he forced me to come here so he could steal your flashlight and I have to go to the bathroom!

{Gunhaver runs away as Flashfight looks at Firebert angrily.}

Firebert: {Cheat noises}

FLASHFIGHT: Firebeert, you're groundeed.

{Then we cut to Gunhaver on the Delta 1001, typing.}

GUNHAVER: {typing} Stupid Firebert, bringing me to that safe to frame me for stealing that stupid flashlight. And he was dumber that he couldn't steal that stupid flashlight. Anyway, Little Sammy... I forgot what I was going to say.

{Then The Paper comes down, saying: Click here to email Gunhaver at gunhaver@homestarrunner.com.}

  • From here, click on Little Sammy to see a children's book:
Little Sammy was caught trying to steal the
Orb of Grammar. He is in trouble.

Fun Facts

  • Gunner Dodger is based on the Artful Dodger from the book Oliver Twist.
  • Phil is a main character of the flash cartoon: Bonus Stage.
  • Gunhaver having trouble stealing Flashfight's television is based on Puppet Time.