Other Character Email Gunhaver/Un-Replied Emails
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Summary
Gunhaver gets TWO emails. Both of them are DELETED! Oh, and the Cheat Commandos (minus Reynold) go on a mission
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Reynold, Silent Rip, Blue Laser, Blue Laser Minions, Crackotage, Fightgar, Firebert
Lines: 55
Transcript
{Gunhaver is sitting in a chair in front of his Orange 02. He types run "gunhaver_email" while singing something.}
GUNHAVER: {singing in the tune of the Cheat Commandos theme song} Gunhaver email! It's just a perfect way to spend time! Please, please email me! {stops singing} Well, that song sucked.
{The following email pops up on the computer as Gunhaver reads it.}
ert+
y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh
Gunhave15456 `-------++++++gf
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg
GUNHAVER: {reads} ert plus. y76p. Olueight (pronounced like: olyu-eight) jk (pronounces it like juk) yee. You 4 pe. Rh (pronounced like rhe). Gunhave (pronounced like gun-haive) 15456. Uhhhhh.... DING! 8901 ikg (pronounced like icking).
GUNHAVER: Oh! This must be from a loser from another country, and that loser must have tried to type my name, and didn't include the last r!
{Cut to a view of the whole computer room, with the desk, the Orange 02 on top of it, Gunhaver in his chair in front of the desk, and Reynold next to the chair.}
REYNOLD: That's not a foreign language email. That's a virus.
GUNHAVER: Shut up Reynold. I know what this is. Oh no! It's a virus! (starts pleading to the computer) Please! This is Orange 02's second email! It's too young to die, email-wise. Please! Spare it! (asking Reynold) How did that sound?
{On the computer, orange words appear. Gunhaver reads the words.}
From The Virus(es): All right, since your computer is young (email-wise),
I'll/we'll spare your computer, for a while.
GUNHAVER: Aww. That's sweet! Now onto the other email. But first, I'll delete this.
{Gunhaver presses a button on the keyboard and the screen flashes orange with the black words: DELETED. Then another email pops up as Gunhaver reads it.}
Dear Gunhaver,
How do you type so quickly if you don't have any fingers?
From,
Gregor
GUNHAVER: {typing} Interesting question...
{Suddenly, the base flashes red as their is an alarm.}
GUNHAVER: It's a Blue Las-alert! I have to go to the Screen!
{Gunhaver and Reynold go to the screen, where Silent Rip is there, showing what's on the screen: Blue Laser and his minions mowing the lawn.}
SILENT RIP: Blue Laser is mowing people's lawns!
GUNHAVER: With the money he can get from mowing their lawns, he can buy super weapons that'll be used for super villany! Cheat Commandos, let's ROCK, ROCK ON! (to Reynold) Stay here and do work while we go on a mission.
REYNOLD: Aw man! I didn't even ask you!
{Cut to the outside of a large house. Blue Laser is on a lawn chair, drinking melonade while the two Blue Laser minions were mowing the lawn.}
BLUE LASER: FASTER! FASTER! OR WE'LL BE GETTING LESS MONEY FOR THIS!
GUNHAVER: {off-screen} I don't think so!
{Gunhaver, Silent Rip, Crackotage, Fightgar, and Firebert arrive.}
BLUE LASER: OH CRAP! YOU'RE TRYING TO BUG ME AGAIN!
GUNHAVER: (to Blue Laser) You won't succeed! (to Fightgar, Crackotage, and Silent Rip) Get ready. (to Firebert) Go away and think of a better commando name.
Firebert: {Cheatish sigh} {Walks away depressed}
BLUE LASER: HEY! LOOK OVER THERE! {points his hand to the sky while gripping dollar bills in his other hand. The Cheat Commandos look up as Blue Laser and his minions run away.}
GUNHAVER: We've been had! Blue Laser got away with destroying the grass!
{Cut back to the computer room. Gunhaver commences answering his email.}
Gunahver: {typing} That was a terrible mission! Blue Laser got away! Maybe deleting this will make me feel better. {Presses a button and the email is deleted}.
GUNHAVER: Well, looks like I'm done. Bye.
{Gunhaver leaves as The Paper appears, saying: Click here to email Gunhaver at gunhaver@homestarrunner.com.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the virus email to see a picture of Homestar Runner with 1936 Homestar's body from the email virus.
Fun Facts
- The virus email is from the email virus, except it says "Strong ba" where it says "Gunhave" in the email.
- DING is the same sound made by Homestar Runner in Pumpkin Carve-nival, but the DING is actually supposed to represent the asterisk.
- The Virus(es) is a dubbed name of the virus(es) that took over Free Country, USA in the email virus.
- The second email Gunhaver gets in this email is a reference to the email Strong Bad gets and deletes: Dear Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?
- The Blue Las-alert and the Screen are from Shopping for Danger.
- Gunhaver telling Firebert to go away and think of a better commando name is a reference to the email army, Shopping for Danger, and in Cheat Commandos Commercial, where it says Firebert has a bad commando name.
