Other Character Email Gunhaver/Recreation
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Summary
Gunhaver gets a new computer, the Delta 1001! Meanwhile, Gunhaver reveals what he does for recreation.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad (voice only), Gunhaver, Reynold, Silent Rip, Fightgar, Firebert
Lines: 107
Transcript
{Cut to Strong Bad's computer room. Both Strong Bad and the Compy 386 are absent from their usual place at the desk. Silhouettes of the Compy monitor and the keyboard are evident against the slightly faded wall and table. A tumbleweed rolls past.}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} It is a time of desolation, chaos and uncertainty. Brother pitted against brother; babies havin' babies. Then one day, from the right side of the screen...
GUNHAVER: {voiceover} Okay guys, instead of watching Strong Bad getting his Lappy, you can watch my greatest email comeback!
{Cut to Gunhaver's computer room minus the Orange 02 on the desk, as well as Gunhaver.}
GUNHAVER: {voiceover} It is a time of desolation, and that hurt my emails. But now, here comes my new computer...
{Gunhaver walks on screen as Reynold comes, carrying a box that is as big as a computer. Reynold is struggling to carry the box. Somehow, he manages to put the box on the desk upside down on the desk. Then he leaves with the box to reveal the new computer.}
GUNHAVER: ... thanks Reynold for ruining the surprise! Anyway, here is my DELTA 1001!
{Gunhaver sits on his email-checking chair and turns the Delta 1001 on. The letters Delta 1001 appear with a little picture of a triangle made of pixels. While this happens, the start up music for a Windows XP plays, except it is played Videlectrix music style.}
GUNHAVER: Man, I love that start up music. Anyway, this baby can make games, play games...
Narrator: {voiceover} ...only for Videlectrix.
GUNHAVER: ...it can do some cool stuff, doesn't hurt your eyes by looking at the orange waves from the Orange 02 (which I don't miss anyway), it can make music, but most of all, it can answer emails!
{Gunhaver types in:}
a>gunhaver_email.exe
{Then the following email pops up as Gunhaver reads it.}
Dear Gunhaver,
What do you do to recreate? Do you
play with your own action figures?
Keep on Tranglin
Ekul, Lukatia
P.S. *Nod, Nod, wink, wink*
{While reading it, Gunhaver says for tranglin "Trangolin, oh! A tran violin! What the crap is that? " For the last line, Gunhaver says: "P.S. Star nod, nod, wink, wink star. I get it, you must have had someone help you make this email and that's his name. Stupid name."}
GUNHAVER: {typing} Well Ekul, Lukatia, and Hard Name, I do recreate most of the time so much, I cut it into a schedule of what I should do each day. On Mondays...
{Cut to a calendar to a Monday.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} ...I check my emails
{Cut to Gunhaver's computer room with the Delta 1001 on.}
GUNHAVER: Man, I love that start up music. Anyway, this baby can make games, play games...
Narrator: {voiceover} ...only for Videlectrix.
GUNHAVER: ...it can do some cool stuff, doesn't hurt your eyes by looking at the orange waves from the Orange 02 (which I don't miss anyway), it can make music, but most of all, it can answer emails!
{Gunhaver types in:}
a>gunhaver_email.exe
{Then the following email pops up as Gunhaver reads it.}
Dear Gunhaver,
What do you do to recreate? Do you
play with your own action figures?
Keep on Tranglin
Ekul, Lukatia
P.S. *Nod, Nod, wink, wink*
{While reading it, Gunhaver says for tranglin "Trangolin, oh! A tran violin! What the crap is that? " For the last line, Gunhaver says: "P.S. Star nod, nod, wink, wink star. I get it, you must have had someone help you make this email and that's his name. Stupid name."}
GUNHAVER: {typing} Well Ekul, Lukatia, and Hard Name, I do recreate most of the time so much, I cut it into a schedule of what I should do each day. On Mondays I check my emails. On Tuesdays, I check my mail.
{Cut to outside the Cheat Commandos Headquarters Playset and to a mailbox. Gunhaver walks into the scene.}
GUNHAVER: And now, it's time for the mail.
{Gunhaver takes out a letter from the mailbox and reads it in a normal voice without any expression.}
DEAR GUNHAVER, I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I WANT TO WRITE YOU A LETTER TELLING YOU HOW MUCH I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -BLUE LASER
GUNHAVER: Well Blue Laser, here is a way to show how much I hate you.
{Gunhaver eats the letter without thinking. Only after chewing does he start to feel the pain of eating paper.}
GUNHAVER: Oh, I have to puke on my pants. Wait, I don't have any pants. OH NO!!!
{Cut to a calendar to a Wednesday.}
GUNHAVER: {voiceover} On Wednesdays, I play some sports. I like to play Commando Ball.
{Cut to a basketball court with Gunhaver with a baseball. Silent Rip comes with a basketball and Fightgar comes with a rifle.}
SILENT RIP: Want to play basketball with us, sir?
FIGHTGAR: Nah! Why won't we go duck hunting?
GUNHAVER: I have an even better sport to do!
{Gunhaver chucks the baseball at Fightgar, making him fall on his back. Then he chucks the baseball at Silent Rip, doing the same affect he did to Fightgar.}
GUNHAVER: Maybe I am a bit harsh. Nah!
{Cut to the calendar to a Thursday.}
GUNHAVER: {voiceover} Due to me doing missions without having a mission license by accident, I have to spend community service instead of having fun. Here is an example.
{Cut to a street with Gunhaver vacuuming the street (and it's turned on somehow) with Reynold mopping a wall.}
GUNHAVER: Well, this is a great day to be good, so, I like this vacuum.
REYNOLD: Can I stop now? This is embarrassing! I'm not even arrested! Plus, I don't even go on missions!
GUNHAVER: {turns off vacuum} You didn't mop where the sun doesn't shine!
{Cut to the calendar to a Friday.}
GUNHAVER: {voiceover} On Friday, it's Business Relaxation Friday, or Biz Rel Fri, you know, since things are meant to be abbreviated. So, last week, we played some kind of game Firebert came up with.
{Cut to a room with squishee chairs with Gunhaver, Firebert, Silent Rip, and Firebert sitting on them. Reynold is standing. Then they begin patting their laps, clapping, and snapping in a rhythm.}
GUNHAVER: Silent Rip, four!
SILENT RIP: Silent Rip, Silent Rip, Silent Rip, Silent Rip! {pat, clap, snap, snap} Firebert, two!
Firebert: {Cheatish noises that sound like Firebert two times. (Pat, clap, snap, snap) Then he says something that's translated to Reynold, three!}
REYNOLD: What?
GUNHAVER: Hah! You lost! You always lose in the Make Reynold Lose Game.
REYNOLD: Then I don't want to play anymore... if I can be unglued from the floor.
{Cut to a calendar to a Saturday.}
GUNHAVER: {voiceover} On Saturdays, I don't take any piano lessons. Instead, I take MISSILE LAUNCHING LESSONS with the man himself, THE MAN!
{Cut to a Sunday.}
GUNHAVER: {voiceover} On Sundays, I sleep.
{Cut to Gunhaver's computer room with the Delta 1001, finishing up the email.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} So there you go, Ekul, Lukatia, and (Insert Name), that's my week of recreation/community service/sleep/missile launching/email checking/mail checking/whatever. And now, meet the Paper, Delta.
{The Paper comes down, saying: Click here to email Gunhaver at gunhaver@homestarruner.com. Oh, and hi Delta. I'm the Paper.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on Videlectrix to see an advertisement for the game Peasant's Quest.
- Click on Videlectrix the second time to see an advertisement for the game Mr. Uh... Watch the Gunhaver.
- Click on Lukatia to see a postcard for Lukatia, a piece of land with some Spanish musicians playing Spanish music. The postcard says: Greetings from Lukatia! Ay Carumba!
- Click on (Insert Name) to see a list of names Gunhaver came up with. The names are:
-Douglas -Tyslekfjdkhalskdfjhlkfjherwcrderson
- Click on sleep to see Gunhaver sleeping on the couch.
GUNHAVER: {asleep but muttering} Chrono Trigger, Super Contra, Final Fantasy III, Super Mario World...
- Click on missile launching to see Gunhaver taking piano lessons with Reynold as the teacher.
{Gunhaver poorly plays the C Major scale on the piano before banging on the keyboard. Then he leaves.}
GUNHAVER: Pianos are for sissies, like Reynold.
Fun Facts
- The beginning and the ending are parodying the beginning and the end of animal.
- The rest of the email is a parody of other days formatted to fit Gunhaver's recreation schedule instead of his regular schedule.
- Gunhaver saying he's going to puke on his pants is a reference to the latest Strong Bad email secret recipes.
- The Make Reynold Lose Game is actually a real game that I think is only played in Asia, like Korea. I'm not sure if it's played anywhere else.
- The game Mr. Uh... Watch the Gunhaver is from Video games.
- The reason why Lukatia is Spanish is because when I looked up Lukatia on the internet, it came up with Spanish sites with barely any useful information.
- Ay Carumba is a Spanish saying but it is also Bart Simpson's catchphrase from The Simpsons (another Simpsons reference).
- The second name ending with erson is a running gag on the Homestar Runner website.
- Gunhaver asleep is exactly like Strong Bad sleeping.
- The games he mutters are real SNES games.
- The email including the P.S. *Nod, Nod, wink, wink* is based on the email I sent to Ekul's Other Character Email Dangeresque.
