Other Character Email Gunhaver/New Toys
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Summary
Although Gunhaver is not going to be killed by Futuramaooy, he still has talk about the upcoming Cheat Commandos playsets and toys that are coming up and give $110 to Futuramaooy, as well as his camera. Gunhaver takes care of that.
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Reynold, Reinforcements, Arrowhaver, Mrs. Forcements
Lines: 57
Transcript
{Gunhaver is sitting in a chair in front of his Orange 02. He types run gunhaver_email while saying something.}
Gunhaver: And now, it is time for the email. So, let's get to it.
{The following email pops up on the computer as Gunhaver reads it.}
Dear Gunhaver,
Thank you for setting a good example, I am very proud of you doing that.
Anyway, can you tell us about the upcoming playsets & Toys?
I'll still punch you. and i want my Camera and my $110 back
Rhys "Futuramaooy" Marshall.
Gunhaver: Ugh, I thought I did three cheesy films to satisfy you and not punch me! Well, Mr. Marshall of the future, I'd be very upset with me if I were you, threatening me to kill me. And now, you want to punch me, still, even after I made the cheesy films! I know, I'll do a little something to satisfy you.
{Gunhaver makes the email appear. He changes a few words around. Then Gunhaver typed below the new email: forward to Reynold. After pressing enter, the email disappeared.}
{Cut to Reynold's computer, which was a Windows XP, Reynold was checking his Hotmail when he received the email. Reynold read the email.}
Dear Reynold,
I’ll still punch you. And I want my Camera and my $110 back
Rhys Marshall.
Reynold: Oh no! I forgot to give you back your camera! And the $110! Sorry about that Rhys! Please don’t punch me! Oh wait, who is Rhys anyway? I don’t know!
{Reynold dashes off to one side of the room. Then he walked to the other side, carrying a hundred-dollar bill, a ten-dollar bill, and Futuramooy's camera}.
{Cut back to Gunhaver's computer.}
Gunhaver: That feels so much better! See, Rhys? I didn’t do anything bad. Please tell yourself that you are wrong, and you should contradict Reynold for stealing the $110 and the camera I was about to give him. So, that’s it. The... Oh wait, there's still the question about the upcoming toys and playsets. Well...
{Cut to another gray background, where there is a box.}
Gunhaver (V.O.): Kids! Kids! Idiots! Guess what? There are more playsets and toys coming up! So, watch this!
{Close-up on the cardboard box is shown. It is a regular old box. Nothing special besides the Cheat Commandos logo drawn on it and a hole made at the bottom of the box.}
Gunhaver (V.O.): The Cheat Commandos Box Playset is the best playset ever to come! I don't know why it's that good, must have something to do with imagination, or because you are not smart, but it's a box with a door, er, hole! And the new toys are inside!
{The box reveals a Reinforcements doll, two more dolls, and a missile launcher.}
Gunhaver (V.O.): If you buy the Reinforcements doll, you’ll also get the Cheat Commandos missile launcher! It has the same function as the Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket, but it's not attached to Reinforcements, so you can carry it around anytime, anywhere!
{Cut to a room with Gunhaver with the missile launcher and Reynold. Gunhaver shoots a dart from the missile launcher at Reynold's glasses, making Reynold fall to the floor.}
Reynold: Ow.
{Cut back to the gray background. A close-up is shown on a Cheat Commando who is dressed as an Indian.}
Gunhaver (V.O.): The Arrowhaver is a new member of the Cheat Commandos, but he's a field agent. What's good about him? I guess he can shoot arrows, or be a toy for the Indians. Whatever. He's my friend. He gave me the Orange 02. So don't mess with him, or you'll have to answer to me!
{Cut to a Cheat Commando who looks like Reinforcements, but has gray hair, lipstick, eyelashes, and glasses.}
GUNHAVER: {voiceover} Finally, here is Mrs. Forcements, Reinforcements' mother! I guess she is good for some, uh, doll playing for the girls. I'll demonstrate for you.
{Cut to Gunhaver in a room in the Cheat Commandos Headquarters Playset. Gunhaver is playing with the Mrs. Forcements and Reinforcements dolls.}
GUNHAVER: {talking with a screechy voice in order to play with the Mrs. Forcements doll} Reinforcements! Go to your room and clean it! Do your homework! I’m evil! I’m annoying! I’m stupid!
MRS. FORCEMENTS: {with a screechy voice} STOP MOCKING ME!
{Gunhaver runs away, throwing away the dolls. Then he went to his computer and began to finish the email.}
GUNHAVER: Jeez! Mrs. Forcements is so scary! Anyway, Marshall, be sure to punish Reynold. I’ll just, calm down, after being chased, and scared. Um, The Paper? You can come down now.
{The Paper comes down, saying: Click here to email Gunhaver at Gunhaver@homestarrunner.com.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on Mrs. Forcements in the end to see this:
{Mrs. Forcements and Reinforcements are in a house. Probably where they live.}
MRS. FORCEMENTS: WHY DO YOU HAVE A FIVE O' CLOCK SHADOW? YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A FOUR O’ CLOCK SHADOW! I'M GOING TO TELL PAPA FORCEMENTS!
REINFORCEMENTS: No! Dorn’t call Papa Forcements! Do something else!
MRS. FORCEMENTS: ALL RIGHT! YOU'RE GROUNDED!
- Click on Reynold in the end to see this:
{Reynold is running in a room, still carrying Futuramaooy’s camera and $110.}
REYNOLD: I hope Futuramaooy will forgive me.
{Suddenly, a fist flies into Reynold's face, making him fall onto the floor while holding Futuramaooy’s stuff.}
REYNOLD: Why does my life have to be so sad?
Fun Facts
- Futuramaooy's email is referring to the email Cheesy Films.
- The sending an email changed around and sent to another person is a reference to the Strong Bad email credit card.
- The cardboard box is similar to the one from the Strong Bad email haircut.
- Arrowhaver is the one who gave Gunhaver his Orange 02 computer.
- This is the first time Gunhaver talked to The Paper and the first time The Paper appeared after Gunhaver ordered it to.
