Other Character Email Gunhaver/Anime
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Summary
Gunhaver has to resort to The Screen for checking emails. First, Flashfight gets an email (deleted). Meanwhile, Gunhaver talks about the Chiblichi Commandos of 20X5.5.
Cast (in order of appearance): Flashfight, Gunhaver, Guntoshi, Zengar, Silura, Dark Sapphire Laser, Firumon, Ree/Ryue, 20X5.5 Ripberger, 1-Up, Stinkoman, Pan Pan
Lines: 115
Transcript
{Flashfight is on The Screen. The following is on The Screen.}
Cheat Commando Email:
Gunhaver: 1
Flashfight: 1
Fightgar: None
Silent Rip: None
Firebert: Needs better name
Crackotage: I don't think so
Reynold: Who needs him?
Reinforcements: None
Foxface: Never checks, never will
Ripberger: Japanese doesn't work here
{Gunhaver walks to The Screen.}
GUNHAVER: Hi Flashfight. Listen, can I use The Screen to check my email?
FLASHFIGHT: No way, I have to check maiee eemail.
GUNHAVER: Okay, I'll do that for you.
{Gunhaver double-clicks on Flashfight: 1 and the following email pops up.}
Dear Flashfight,
This is the president of the United States of America.
I forgot my credit card number. Can you tell me?
- Mr. President
GUNHAVER: {reading} Dear Flashfight, This is the president of the United States of America, blah, blah, blah. Not important, deleted.
{Gunhaver pressed a button, making the Screen show the words DELETED before going back to the Cheat Commandos Email menu.}
FLASHFIGHT: Gunhaiver! You know zat zees weell affect your salary!
GUNHAVER: But I'm in charge of that!
FLASHFIGHT: Not anymore!
GUNHAVER: Fine, but can you decrease Crackotage's salary?
FLASHFIGHT: I'll do zat.
{Flashfight leaves as Gunhaver double-clicks on Gunhaver: 1 to make the following email pop up as Gunhaver reads it.}
Dear Gunhaver,
What would the Cheat Commandos
be like as a 20X6 Cartoon/Anime?
How cool would it be? The Chibilichi
Commandos, eh?
-Mitchell Smith, Australia
GUNHAVER: {typing} Anime? {pronouces Anime as A-Nime (the Nime rhymes with dime)} What the crap is that? A plus a nine mispelled, or something? Well, I have no clue what you're talking about, Mitchell who is the reason I lost my vacation, but I do know what a 20X6 Cartoon is. But the Chibilichi (types and pronounces the word with great difficulty) Commandos cartoon takes place in the year 20X5.5. Let's see how I would look. Oh, by the way, the show got the Chibilichis wrong. They look more like Cheats than Chibilichis, but that's fine.
'{Cut to a white background with Gunhaver standing.}
GUNHAVER: {voiceover} I would have big beady eyes and my shades would be lowered for coolty.
{Gunhaver grows big, beady, blue eyes with his shades being lowered to hide only the lower half of this eyes.}
GUNHAVER: {voiceover} I'd wear a black leather vest, have spiky white hair instead of a hat, and have a tail.
{Gunhaver's coat is replaced by a black leather vest and has spiky white hair going upwards replacing his hat. Then he grows a lightning-shaped tail identical to Pikachu's.}
GUNHAVER: {voiceover} And then, I'd be in this futuristic world with my other Chibilichi Commandos and...
{Gunhaver's voice fades off as the 20X5.5 Gunhaver is put in a 20X6 environment with the 20X5.5 versions of Fightgar and Silent Rip. The new Fightgar has cannons sprouting on his shoulders and has a short, black tail. He also has a shaven face and one of his eyes is covered by a crosshair viewer. He has no bandana, but he has brown spiky hair. The 20X5.5 Silent Rip has a black beret instead of a helmet, has a tail identical to 20X5.5 Fightgar's, is wearing a black coat, and is holding a sonic blaster.}
20X5.5 Fightgar/Zengar: Oh Sensei Guntoshi, we've discovered Dark Sapphire Laser some miles away!
{Zengar accidentally shoots lasers out of his cannons at the sky.}
20X5.5 Silent Rip/Silura: How can we stop him?
20X5.5 Gunhaver/Guntoshi: We'll fight him, of course!
'{Guntoshi, Zengar, and Silura run to Dark Sapphire Laser, who is a tall The Cheat with a bloodshot eye and a mechanical eye, black hair, a long black tail with a little lightning bolt attached to the end, a blue suit, and is holding a beam saber.}
20X5.5 Blue Laser/Dark Sapphire Laser: Now, I will exterminate you!
{Suddenly, 20X5.5 Firebert, a cross between a Cheat and Agumon (from Digimon), jumps to the scene and shoots fire at Dark Sapphire Laser. Dark Sapphire Laser runs away.}
GUNTOSHI: Well done, Firumon!
{Firumon has little white mushrooms hovering over his head in delight.}
GUNTOSHI: But we don't like your name.
{Firumon now has a stream of tears streaming from his eyes, which are more beady than usual.}
GUNHAVER: {voiceover} And there would be a usual cameo of 20X5.5 Reynold, Ree.
{Cut to a 20X6 background with Ree, a Cheat with glasses (you can see his beady eyes through the lens), bluish-green hair, and a school uniform walking to Guntoshi. He has no tail.}
REE: Oh Guntoshi, I want to be a Chibilichi Commando like you!
GUNTOSHI: No way, Ree, you have no tail!
{Suddenly, Ree sprouts angelic wings from his body, which warp around his body. Then the wings reveal an angelic Ree who is more human than Cheat, has long white hair, thin black eyes, and white clothes. His name is Ryue.}
RYUE: You have rejected me for the last time. And now, you will pay.
{Cut to a metal planet.}
GUNHAVER: {voiceover} Soon, the producers had good luck with the Chibilichi Commandos, as they were extremely popular and the Japanese bought lots of their toys. So, the last episode is when the Chibilichi Commandos enter the artificial planet fortress of Dark Sapphire Laser's huge master, Doom Cannon, or Picori with a shrink ray, or something like that.
{We zoom in on the fortress to see the shrunken Guntoshi, Zengar, Silura, Firumon, and 20X5.5 Ripberger (who looks the same as present-day Ripberger, but has green beady eyes and a black suit) are running.}
GUNTOSHI: We have to find Doom Cannon and stop him, or the end of the world will come!
{Cut to the Chibilichi Commandos facing Doom Cannon, the future Black Laser, who looks like he is on a huge robot body}
Doom Cannon: This is your end!
All Chibilichi Commandos: Not if WE can help it!!!!
{With this, the Chibilichi Commandos rapid fire at Doom Cannon until he explodes}
Doom Cannon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{the credits appear:}
Executive Producer
H. Yamauchi
Producer
S. Miyahon
{The scene changes to the Chibilichi Commandos flying away from the exploding fortress}
Director
S. Miyahon
Ten Ten
Designer
Ten Ten
{The scene becomes the ship flying while Stinkoman, Pan Pan, and Kidstar do their scene from japanese cartoon.}
Programmer
T. Nakazoo
MaruMaru
Sound Composer
Konchan
{Cut back to Gunhaver in the The Screen room, finishing up the email.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} Well, the fun of the Chibilichi Commandos lasted until Stinkoman K came along. I sometimes watch the Stinkoman K show, but I'm not pleased that it shows people who have nothing to do with Chibilichi Commandos. I mean, they never showed a real Chibilichi! {stops typing} What the heck is a Chibilichi anyway?
{The Paper comes down, saying: Click here to email Gunhaver at gunhaver@homestarrunner.com.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on Chibilichi Commandos at the end (the first one) to see Guntoshi, Zengar, Silura, Firumon, Ree, and Ripberger standing in a ship with Japanese background music playing, until the ship flies away.
- Click on Chibilichi (in the end) to see what a real Chibilichi looks like.
Fun Facts
- The Screen is Gunhaver's emergency computer used in the email Time Traveling.
- Affecting the salary is referencing Magic, Time Traveling, and Virus.
- These are the anime (Japanese cartoons) that the Chibilichi Commandos are based on:
- Pokemon (references are the Chibilichi's tails, Zengar's cannons)
- Cardcaptors (references are Ree transforming into an angel)
- Digimon (Firumon)
- Dragonball Z (the hairstyles of the Chibilichi's hair, Zengar's eyepiece)
- The scene with Kidstar (yeah, his name, officially, is 1-Up), Stinkoman, and Pan Pan at the end and the credits in the end are exactly the same (except the kind of the credits) as the one from japanese cartoon, so you can say the last episode of the Chibilichi Commandos sets the stage for Stinkoman K.
- I don't know what a Chibilichi looks like, so that's why the Chibilichi Commandos aren't Chibilichis.
- Check out Other Character Email Stinkoman they originate from me - Futuramaooy
- Picori and shrinking is a reference to the newest Legend of Zelda game, The Minish Cap.
