Other Character Email Gunhaver/Black Laser 2
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Summary
Wait, was the first part just a TV show? Meanwhile, Gunhaver, Blast Maverick, Frostbite, Power Punch, and the Mail Cheat look for Reynold, for Flashfight sent him a package that has the White Laser, the only thing that can defeat Black Laser and his BLACK LASER.
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Black Laser, Frostbite, Orange 02, Reynold, Mail Cheat, Blast Maverick, Power Punch, Blue Laser, Black Laser
Transcript
{We go to a white screen where there are the words, "Previously on Gunhaver Email", which is said by an announcer. Then we go to a crudely-drawn cave on a white piece of paper with the puppets of Gunhaver, Black Laser, Frostbite, and the Orange 02.}
Gunhaver Puppet: We can't let you do something bad!
Frostbite Puppet: Yeah!
Black Laser Puppet: Oh yeah? Well, let me show you to my drone!
Orange 02 Puppet: BITE THE DUST!!!
Gunhaver and Frostbite Puppets: Oh no!
{Then we see the words, "Stay tuned for a week!" Then we zoom out to reveal this is all a TV show in a television set}
Announcer: {voiceover} To learn what will happen, watch next week's episode of Puppet Cheat Commando Friends!
{Then we cut to Gunhaver, who is sleeping on the couch in front of the TV. Then Reynold comes.}
Reynold: Gunhaver, wake up.
{Gunhaver wakes up}
Gunhaver: I wasn't sleeping! I was... thinking!
Reynold: Yeah, well, I think you should go out for a walk. You've done nothing healthy for a few days.
Gunhaver: I don't want to, because...
Reynold: {walking away} Well, I'm leaving.
Gunhaver: But wait! The...
{Then we hear the sound of a door opening, and later Reynold's scream. Then Gunhaver runs to the door. Then we see the exterior of the Cheat Commandos HQ, which is floating in the air due to attached propellers.}
Gunhaver: {looking down} Haha! Sayonara, sucker!
{Then the mail Cheat comes riding on a flying bicycle (it has a propeller attached to it), carrying a package.}
Mail Cheat: Are you Mr. Reynold?
Gunhaver: No, I'm Gunhaver, the cooler one. Reynold fell off the building. Why?
Mail Cheat: I have this package for Mr. Reynold from a Mr. Fight, who said something about Black Laser, whatever it is.
Gunhaver: You mean, the WHITE LASER???
Mail Cheat: I don't care. I just want to do my job without harm.
Gunhaver: Give me the package!
Mail Cheat: Sorry, but I'm only allowed to give it to Mr. Reynold.
Gunhaver: Then I'm going to find him!
{Gunhaver jumps off the HQ. Then he comes back up and floats in level with the mail Cheat.}
Gunhaver: Thank goodness for that conveniently-placed trampoline truck. I need to bring the package with me.
Mail Cheat: No, since it is my responsibility to give the package to its owner.
Gunhaver: Then I'm taking you with me!
{Gunhaver grabs the Mail Cheat's free arm as they both fall, screaming. Then we hear a sickening crash.}
{Then we cut to where the Cheat Commandos HQ used to be. We see Gunhaver, who is on top of the Mail Cheat, still holding the package.}
Gunhaver: That was fun! How are you doing, Mail Cheat?
Mail Cheat: Almost all of my bones are broken, but I'm still alive.
Gunhaver: Aw! I wanted you to be dead so you won't be responsible for the package anymore! I need to ask people where I can find Reynold.
{Then we cut to an ice cream shop, where Gunhaver wheelchairs the Mail Cheat with the package to Frostbite, who is sitting on a table, eating a bucket of ice cream.}
Frostbite: What can I do for you?
Gunhaver: Hey man, have you seen a Cheat with glasses fall from the sky around the area where our HQ used to be?
Frostbite: No, but I know a person who could have seen where he went. Follow me, and what's wrong with that Mail Cheat?
{Then we cut to a shooting range. Blast Maverick (carrying two SMGs) is walking towards the exit. Then he meets Gunhaver, Frostbite, and the wheel chaired Mail Cheat.}
Blast Maverick: What d'you want?
Frostbite: Blast Maverick, you probably know Gunhaver of the Cheat Commandos.
Blast Maverick: Who is that wheelchair person?
Frostbite: He's a Mail Cheat with an important package. Anyway, have you seen a Cheat with glasses fall from the sky around the area where the Cheat Commandos HQ used to be?
Blast Maverick: Yeah, in fact, I have. I saw him land into a pillow truck.
Gunhaver: Where did it go?
Blast Maverick: I don't know, but I know a person who might have seen where the truck was headed to. Follow me.
{Then we cut to the outside of a karate dojo, where Gunhaver, the Mail Cheat, Frostbite, and Blast Maverick meet Power Punch.}
Gunhaver: Aren't you Silent Rip's cousin?
Power Punch: Yeah.
Blast Maverick: Anyway, these maggots want to know where the pillow truck with the glasses Cheat who fell from the sky went. You know?
Power Punch: Yeah. If it's full of pillows, it's going to a house.
Frostbite: Where did it go?
Power Punch: This large blue building that had the initials BL on it. Isn't that Blue Laser's Headquarters?
Gunhaver: Oh no, out of all places! He must have ordered the pillows so he can have a good night sleep and have a fresher mind in crushing us!
Frostbite: Didn't you say that some time ago?
Gunhaver: Yeah, but I'm running out of excuses to blame him.
{Then we cut to the interior of the Blue Laser HQ, where the party (with Power Punch) enter. Then an alarm is set up as blue lights start flashing.}
Gunhaver: Aw! I wanted it to be too easy!
{Then blue robots come.}
Power Punch: Don't you have a gun?
Gunhaver: Oh yeah, I do! {pulls out a pistol from his coat} But the problem is, this is an antique gun, meaning it's not a real gun. The real gun is in a gun store in Oregon or Washington, being repaired. Then that gun store got set on fire by this maniacal Vietnamese War veteran seeking revenge. Oh well. Say, Blast Maverick, don't you have your SMGs?
Frostbite: They were confiscated a year ago. Now, his SMGs only have blanks.
Blast Maverick: We're screwed.
Gunhaver: You said screwed!
Blast Maverick: Yeah, so?
{Then we cut to a blue room, where Blue Laser is with our "heroes". Tense background music begins playing.}
Blue Laser: AHH! SO YOU THINK YOU CAN GET PAST MY SECURITY?
Blast Maverick: Yes, you {beep}!!!
{The rest stare at him with shock.}
Blast Maverick: What? It was censored! Besides, we used to do that to each other all of the time in pre-school.
Frostbite: All right, you may have the robots, but we have you outnumbered 5 to 1.
Blue Laser: OH REALLY?! DRAT! I SHOULD HAVE PAID ATTENTION TO MATH CLASS WHEN LEARNING ABOUT RATIOS!
Power Punch: Did a pillow truck come here recently?
Blue Laser: YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT DID!
Gunhaver: Did you see a glassed Cheat inside the truck?
Blue Laser: I DID! HE WAS STILL IN THERE, ASLEEP, WHEN THE TRUCK DROVE AWAY TO SOMEWHERE TO THE EAST!
Gunhaver: So, we can go now?
Blue Laser: YES!
Gunhaver: Okay.
{Our "heroes" begin to leave.}
Blue Laser: {off-screen} WAIT!
{Cut to Blue Laser, who is holding a CPod.}
Blue Laser: Let me change the background music.
{Blue Laser presses on some buttons on the CPod. Then the background music changes.}
Blue Laser: ALL RIGHT! BEFORE YOU GO, LET ME GIVE YOU AN ERRAND SO I WON'T BOTHER YOU FOR SOME DAYS. CATCH MY FATHER'S, BLACK LASER, PLAN ON VIDEO AND GIVE IT TO ME!
Power Punch: Why can't you go?
Blue Laser: I CAN DO IT! I SHOULD DO IT! I WAS BORN TO DO IT! BUT I'M GROUNDED BY MY DAD FOR NOT CRUSHING THE CHEAT COMMANDOS YET.
Gunhaver: What's his plan?
Blue Laser: HE TOLD ME IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT A BLACK LASER. WAIT, WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS CRAP??? GET MOVING!
{Then we cut to Gunhaver, the Mail Cheat, Frostbite, Blast Maverick, and Power Punch in the Action Figure Storage Truck, chasing after the pillow truck with Reynold. Then we see Black Laser on top of a tower with some machines.}
Black Laser: At the stroke of midnight, my Black Laser will strike, and I can finally have my revenge on the Cheat Commandos, especially Flashfight. Then I can use this on the world! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, that's one ha to many.
{Then we cut to a white screen where there is the word "Overall".}
Gunhaver: {voiceover} So overall, we have to chase after a pillow truck with Reynold in it so the Mail Cheat can give him the package with the White Laser, which we can use on Black Laser to defeat him once and for all. Well, to be continued.
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Fun Facts
- Gunhaver's explanation on why he doesn't have a real gun is referencing to the movie Rambo.
- Blast Maverick now only able to use blanks is based on the Simpsons, where a person (I forgot his name) usually with a gun (and a cowboy hat) had his gun confiscated (he accidentally shot a Texan), so now he carries around a gun with blanks.
- The last part of the conversation between Gunhaver, Frostbite, Blast Maverick, and Power Punch (the Mail Cheat doesn't participate) and Blue Laser is based on Phil's and Evil's first conversation in a Bonus Stage episode called Cursory Glance.
- Black Laser's "laugh" is based on the Bonus Stage episode called Virtual Combat, where Evil "laughs" the same way.
- The CPod is parodying the IPod.
See Also
- Frostbite picture:
- Black Laser picture:
- Blast Maverick picture:
- Power Punch picture:
