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Homsar's Blog Entry 43 - Home Sweet Home-School

Stinkoman and 1-Up take over the house, and Homsar tells a story that can only be told in a flash movie.

Page Title: Oh-em-gee! 1-Up hates pudding! The galaxy is doomed!

Cast (in order of appearance): Homsar, Stinkoman, 1-Up, Homeschool Winner, Kidstar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Beta Clam, Gunhaver, Alpha Stan, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Coach Z, Strong Sad, Bubs, The King of Town, Pom Pom, The Poopsmith, Strong Mad, James, Kitty, A Cat, Trevor (easter egg), Reporter The Cheat (easter egg)

Places: Homsar's Kitchen, Homsar's Front Yard, Homsar's Entry Hallway, The Field, Homeschool's Front Yard, Homeschool's Entry Hallway, Homeschool's Living Room, Homeschool's Kitchen, Homsar's Bedroom, Cheat Commandos Headquarters, Homeschool's Back Yard, Homeschool's Spa Room #1, Homestar's TV Room, Homeschool's Bedroom #5, Homestar's Front Yard, Homestar's Living Room, Strong Bad's Computer Room, The Stick, Bubs' Concession Stand, A Brick Wall, Beta Clam's Server Room, Strong Sad's Room, Marzipan's Front Yard, The King of Town's Dining Area, Another Brick Wall, Suicide Prevention Lecture, A Slightly Different Brick Wall, Strong Mad's Room, Marshmallow's Last Stand, Homestar's Back Yard, Homeschool's Spa Room #3, Trevor's Front Yard (easter egg), News Studio (easter egg)

Date: January 13, 2006

Length: 6,913 words

Length (including easter eggs): 7,462 words

Contents

Transcript

{Screen is black. A small flicker of static appears, and security camera footage of Homsar's kitchen appears. It is in greyscale, and there is a timestamp that reads "2:14AM, December 07, 2006" in the bottom right corner.}

HOMSAR: {distorted} Get back here!

STINKOMAN: {distorted} Are there challenges over here?

HOMSAR: {distorted} There aren't any challenges anywhere! Go back to sleep!

1-UP: {distorted} Where do you keep the pudding?

HOMSAR: {distorted} We don't have any pudding! {crash}

{Colour starts to appear in the scene as the camera footage fades into real footage.}

1-UP: {walks onscreen} Where's the fridge? {Stinkoman runs past 1-Up}

HOMSAR: {following Stinkoman} Over there!

1-UP: {walks to the fridge} Thanks! {opens fridge} Where's the pudding? Wah!

STINKOMAN: Are you asking for a challenge?

HOMSAR: Put that down! {fading out} Don't make me come over...

{Fade into the sun rising over The Field. Text scrolls in from left to right with the starting credits.} 

Home Sweet Home-School

A movie by Homsar

An exact replica of real events

Jibberish translated for your convenience

{Pan left to Homsar's House. Homsar is sleeping in a box outside. There is a broken window and the front doorframe has fallen off. Zoom into Homsar's box. The sun is fully up.}

HOMSAR: {yawning} I can't live like this.

{Homsar walks inside and presses a button on his answering machine, which is on its side. Cut to answering machine.}

HOMSAR: {from answering machine, yelling is slightly audible in the background} You've reached Homsar's house. I'm currently busy entertaining some guests, so leave a message and if my answering machine isn't destroyed, I'll get back to you. {boop}

HOMESCHOOL: {from answering machine} Uh, hey there li'l brudder. I just moved into a new house, and it's feeling kinda empty, so why don't you come visit some time? I mean, if you're not doing anything. So... um... bye. {boop}

{Suddenly, a shoe flies from the left side of the screen and knocks the answering machine off the table with a crash. Cut to The Field, where Homsar is running away from his house.}

STINKOMAN: {in background} What happened to my challenge?

HOMSAR: Must... get... to Homeschool!

{Cut to the inside of Homeschool's house, which is actually a mansion. Homeschool is sleeping on a really long couch in the living room. The ceiling is really high, and there is a huge wall opposite the couch with a fireplace on it. The intercom buzzes. While Homsar's talking, Homeschool groggily walks towards an intercom on the wall.}

HOMSAR: {over intercom} Uh, hey, Homeschool? Are you home? Is this seriously your house? Did you win the lottery or something? So, um... I guess you're not home... so... I should probably stop holding this intercom button. {click}

HOMESCHOOL: {pressing button on intercom} Hey Homsar, I'm home. I was just... getting out of the spa.

HOMSAR: {over intercom} You have a spa?

HOMESCHOOL: Well, three actually. Anyway, come on in, the door's unlocked. {pressed another button on the intercom and a click is heard}

{cut to Homsar walking into the hallway.}

HOMSAR: Wow, this place is really something!

HOMESCHOOL: {walking in} Yeah, cost several million dollars.

HOMSAR: How did you afford a place like this? {starts walking with Homeschool into the living room}

HOMESCHOOL: Well, it turns out that the place we destroyed was some sort of secret lab. The government gave me 5 million dollars in order to keep quiet.

HOMSAR: Nice.

HOMESCHOOL: So, I take it you got my message?

HOMSAR: Yeah. Anyway, I meant to ask you; can I camp out at your house for a little?

HOMESCHOOL: What, in a tent?

HOMSAR: It's a figure of speech.

HOMESCHOOL: Well, if you want to stay, that's fine with me. I've got plenty to go around. Look, I've even got a butler! {sits down on the couch} Kidstar! Can you come in here?

{Kidstar walks in. He is a The Cheat, and he is wearing a butler's uniform. He has a nametag that has "KiDSTAR" on it.}

HOMSAR: Woah! You have a The Cheat butler? That's awesome.

HOMESCHOOL: Here's a lesser-known fact about The Cheat's - although they can't speak English, they can do bad impressions of people. Have you ever seen Powered by The Cheat?

HOMSAR: Hmmm...

{Cut to security camera footage of The Cheat's Computer Room. The Cheat walks in.}

STRONG BAD: {distorted} Don't be too long! I have to check my e-mails!

THE CHEAT: {distorted} Mehna meh meh! {sits down and puts headset on}

THE CHEAT: {distorted, in a Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad voice} Look, The Cheat! Our very own trophy cabinet!

{Cut back to Homsar}

HOMSAR: Of course! It all makes sense now!

KIDSTAR: {in a Powered by The Steve Gunhaver voice} How can I help you?

HOMSAR: So... what can I ask for?

HOMESCHOOL: Anything you want! I'm a millionaire, you know.

HOMSAR: Okay... well, can I have some Semi-Partially-Non-Alcoholic Melonade?

KIDSTAR: No problem! {walks off}

HOMSAR: {sits down} So, where's your TV?

HOMESCHOOL: I'll show you.

{Homeschool gets the remote and presses a red button. The wall above the fireplace moves apart, showing a massive widescreen TV.}

HOMSAR: Dang!

HOMESCHOOL: Mind if I check my stocks first?

HOMSAR: {staring at TV} Yeah, yeah, sure. {talking to self} Man, so cool!

HOMESCHOOL: {loudly} TV! Stock report!

{TV turns on and a stock report is displayed. The screen is mostly occupied by a large graph, and there is a stock ticker running along the bottom. The stock currently onscreen reads "FOOGLE - UP 20.23, CLOSING AT 736.93".

HOMESCHOOL: Alright! Way to buy out Microcrap! That's worth another 200 grand to me!

{Stock changes to read "MICROCRAP - DOWN 17.32, CLOSING AT 3.91".}

HOMSAR: So Foogle finally bought out Microcrap. It was bound to happen.

HOMESCHOOL: Yeah, Foogle's stock has been increasing ever since it was registered. I bought several thousand shares of Foogle when it was under a hundred. Now, I technically own 14% of the company.

HOMSAR: Impressive.

HOMESCHOOL: I don't actually have any control over Foogle, but they do send me all of their latest products for free. Including the new gaming console, the Foogleplex!

HOMSAR: Foogle's taking over the world one step at time. But not in the evil way, like Microcrap did.

HOMESCHOOL: So, what do you wanna do for the rest of the day?

HOMSAR: Well, let's head off to the spas. {As Homsar and Homeschool get up, Kidstar comes back with a Melonade on a tray for Homsar.} Thanks, Kidstar!

KIDSTAR: {The Cheat voice} Meh. {Sits down on the couch and grabs and remote.}

{Screen fades out. Screen fades back in to security camera footage of Homsar, Homeschool and Kidstar eating breakfast together. The timestamp reads "9:39AM, December 08 2006". Camera footage fades into real life.}

HOMESCHOOL: So, Homsar, what's been happening in your life lately?

HOMSAR: {talking with mouth full, although his mouth is never actually full.} Well, Stinkoman and 1-Up came to visit me. They trashed my house, that's why I came to stay here.

HOMESCHOOL: Really? Interesting. Let's see what they're up to. {loudly} Hologrammer! Security camera footage!

{A hologram is projected up from the center of the table. There are a bunch of various options.}

HOMESCHOOL: Search for Rocko 1024.

HOLOGRAMMER: Rocko 1024 located. Enter password.

HOMSAR: The password is {as Homsar says the password, bleeps censor it out}.

HOLOGRAMMER: Password accepted. Showing live footage from the Rocko 1024. {The hologram changes to a view of Homsar's bedroom. Stinkoman is chasing 1-Up around his bed.}

STINKOMAN: {through hologrammer} You give me that challenge pudding!

1-UP: {through hologrammer} My pudding!

HOMSAR: Ugh, I've seen enough.

HOMESCHOOL: Hologrammer, deactive. {The hologram disappears}

HOMSAR: Man, Homeschool, how can you eat that junk? {points to Homeschool's cereal}

HOMESCHOOL: Hey, this is the finest in blueberry related cereals!

HOMSAR: Blueberries taste horrible.

HOMESCHOOL: They do not! They're way better then what you're eating!

HOMSAR: You mean toast?

HOMESCHOOL: Erm... shut up!

KIDSTAR: {in Gunhaver voice} I still think that the world's best breakfast is pancakes!

HOMSAR: Alrighty, I'm done. I'm going to go check my e-mails. Where's a computer?

HOMESCHOOL: You can just use the TV.

HOMSAR: Oh. Okay then. {gets up and walks out}

KIDSTAR: {in Gunhaver voice} By the way, you've got some non-electronic mail on the living room table!

{Cut to Homsar in the living room. He sits on the couch.}

HOMSAR: Okay, let's see here. {loudly} TV! Check e-mails!

{A light blue version of Alpha Stan appears on the screen.}

HOMSAR: Hey, you're not my regular e-mail client!

BETA CLAM: Hello. I am Beta Clam, your Number 2 provider in e-mail checking and all other computer related functions.

HOMSAR: Okay... who's number one?

{Cut to security footage of Gunhaver checking his e-mails.}

GUNHAVER: {distorted} Alrighty, Alpha Stan! Let's check some e-mails! {singing} I like e-mails! E-mails like me! We'll all check e-mails under the e-mail tree!

ALPHA STAN: {distorted} Hello, Gunhaver. You have 19 new e-mails.

{Cut back to Homsar}

HOMSAR: These security camera flashbacks are starting to creep me out. Anyway, Beta Clam! I want to check my e-mails. Connect to Rocko 1024.

BETA CLAM: Loading... {pause} cannot connect.

HOMSAR: What? Why not?

BETA CLAM: Sensors indicate that the Rocko 1024 is currently embedded in the kitchen ceiling.

HOMSAR: Well, that's specific.

BETA CLAM: Have a nice day. {turns off}

HOMSAR: {muttering} Stupid... Stinkoman... challenge...

{Homeschool walks in at sits down on the couch.}

HOMESCHOOL: So, got any new e-mails?

HOMSAR: Don't know. The Rocko is current unavailable.

HOMESCHOOL: Well, that sucks. Anyway, for some raisen, I've been receiving your e-mail for the last week or so.

HOMSAR: How did that happen?

{Cut to security camera footage of Homsar's bedroom. The Rocko 1024 is on the floor. Stinkoman is busy pressing random keys.}

STINKOMAN: Where's the challenge locater?

ROCKO 1024: Non-electronic mail being sent to Homeschool. Confirm?

STINKOMAN: Wah! This non-electronic mail is asking for a challenge! {Starts dancing on the Rocko}

{Cut back to Homsar}'

HOMSAR: This is seriously starting to creep me out.

HOMESCHOOL: {not paying attention} That's great. Let's open these non-electronic mails. {passes a bunch of envelopes to Homsar}

HOMSAR: {opens one} Bill. {throws away, opens another} Bill. {throws away, opens another} Bill. {throws away, opens another} Man, I wish this guy called Bill would stop sending me letters! {throws a whole bunch of envelopes away}

HOMSAR: That leaves me with two. {opens, starts reading} Dear guys. Please come to my party. I've got snacks and beverages. It'll be fun. Bring some videos or... DVPs? {stops reading} Homestar has some serious spelling issues. I'll see. {grabs the last envelope} This one's from The Unguraits. Meh, I'll read it some other time. I'm going to get lunch.

HOMESCHOOL: But we just had breakfast!

HOMSAR: Fine. I'll have brunch then. {walks offscreen} Hey, Homeschool, why do you think Homestar said to bring DVPs?

HOMESCHOOL: Dunno, but you should probably read The Unguraits' invite as well.

{Homeschool throws an envelope off-screen. Then we hear a sickening squelching sound as Homsar screams.}

HOMSAR: {off-screen} AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MY FREAKIN' EYE! OH MAN! NOW I KNOW HOW GUNHAVER FEELS!

{Cut to a hallway. Homsar walks out of a room with an eye patch over his right eye. Homeschool laughs at him.}

HOMSAR: Oh SHUT UP! Thanks to you, I missed out on brunch!

HOMESCHOOL: Big deal. Anyway, Homestar's party is in a few days, so I've obtained some DVPs to bring.

HOMSAR: You expect me to go to the party like this?

HOMESCHOOL: It's just an eyepatch. It's not like it's never happened before. {laughs}

{Cut to security camera footage of a young Homsar. He is holding a pencil in his hand and pretending it's an airplane. Cut back to Homsar shaking his head.}

HOMSAR: I refuse to go into another security-camera flashback. What's the deal with these, anyway?

BETA CLAM: {through loudspeakers} It's a feature. It helps people remember and realise things.

HOMSAR: {sighs} Man, I wish I could just skip ahead to tomorrow {starts fading out} and not have to...

{Fade into security footage of Homsar and Homeschool in the backyard. There is a pool behind them. Timestamp reads "7:12AM, December 09 2006".}

HOMSAR: {distorted} Okay, where's the DVPs?

{Fade into real life.}

HOMESCHOOL: {walks over to a control panel and starts pressing buttons} You see, DVP stands for "Deadly Vampire Poison". Although, it's not actually deadly, for vampires, or a type of poison.

HOMSAR: Then why is it called that?

HOMESCHOOL: Beats me. Some random guy just called it that. I think his brain broke. {finishes presses buttons and shuts the control panel}

HOMSAR: So, what is it?

{The pool freezes into ice and splits in two. A giant platform comes up and casts a shadow over Homsar and Homeschool. It goes up 10 meters and stops, and Homsar and Homeschool approach. It starts shaking, and when it looks like it's about to explode, it dings. A small door opens in the front of the platform. Homeschool reaches in and pulls out a pill.}

HOMSAR: Woah, way to overemphasise something!

HOMESCHOOL: You bet!

{Homsar and Homeschool high-five each-other. Somehow.}

{Cut to the spa room, which is adjacent to the back yard. Homsar and Homeschool come through the back door. The platform is going down through the window.}

HOMSAR: So, what is this?

HOMESCHOOL: It's actually a highly concentrated pudding capsule.

HOMSAR: Oh noes!

HOMESCHOOL: What?

HOMSAR: 1-Up can hear the word pudding from a kilometer away...

{Camera moves past Homsar, through Homeschool's house, across The Field, towards Homsar's house and into his kitchen with increasing speed. 1-Up is eating some pudding.}

HOMESCHOOL: {in an echoing voice} It's actually a highly concentrated pudding capsule.

{1-Up all of a sudden sits up.}

HOMESCHOOL: {still echoing} I've got tons of them.

1-UP: Pudding! {runs off}

{Camera does the same as before, but in reverse. Homsar and Homeschool are now on the couch.}

HOMSAR: How good security does this thing have?

HOMESCHOOL: The world's best.

HOMSAR: Then you might want to turn it on. ALL OF IT!

HOMESCHOOL: But I don't see why...

HOMSAR: Beta Clam! Activate all security systems! {a whole bunch of clanging and whirring noises are heard, followed by a ding.}

BETA CLAM: All security systems activated.

HOMESCHOOL: Why did you do that? {a huge clang is heard.}

1-UP: {muffled} Wah! I want pudding!

HOMSAR: Be careful, he's extremely dangerous when he wants pudding. {more clanging nosies are heard.}

1-UP: I... want... pudding! {1-Up rips through the metal security door.}

{Cut to a Stinkoman 20X6 sprite version of Homeschool's house. Lasers are shooting out of everywhere, and 1-Up is dodging them. 1-Up ends up in front of Homsar and Homeschool. Cut back to reality.}

1-UP: Now where's my pudding?

HOMSAR: {grabs the pudding pill} Fetch! {throws it out the door}

1-UP: {chases after it} Come back, pudding!

HOMSAR: Disable security systems. {more clanging and whirring}

BETA CLAM: Security systems disabled.

HOMESCHOOL: Um... Homsar... that wasn't any regular pudding.

HOMSAR: Wha?

HOMESCHOOL: It permanentley reverses the eaters personality.

1-UP: {spitting out noises are heard} Yuck! This pudding is disgusting! I hate pudding!

HOMSAR: Oops.

HOMESCHOOL: It's okay, we just have to give him another pudding-pill.

HOMSAR: How will we do that when he hates pudding?

HOMESCHOOL: I haven't a clue.

HOMSAR: Well, what's the worse that could happen?

{Fade to black. Fade into security camera footage of Homestar's TV room. The timestamp reads, "11:10AM, December 10 2006". Homestar is there getting all the snacks ready, sampling one of each snack. He then gets to a bowl filled with mysterious pills. He shrugs, and eats one.}

HOMESTAR: {distorted} Woah! That was one massive pudding rush. Hey, wait a minute! I can pronounce my r's! Hooray! {He continues walking down the line of snacks until he comes to a pile of bacon bits. Homestar gasps.} Bacon bits? Marzipan would be most unpleased! Out to the garbage, you go!

{Static appears on the security camera footage and it switches to Homsar putting his eyepatch on in a luxurious bedroom. Camera footage fades out to real life.}

HOMESCHOOL: {muffled} You almost done in there, Homsar?

HOMSAR: Yeah, coming! {Homsar walks towards the door and opens it.}

HOMESCHOOL: Ready?

HOMSAR: I most certainly am. Let's go! {cut to the outside of Homeschool's mansion, where Homeschool is locking the door. Homsar and Kidstar are in the Schmick.}

HOMSAR: Are you sure you can drive?

KIDSTAR: {in Gunhaver voice} Of course I can!

HOMESCHOOL: {getting in the Schmick} Let's go! {Kidstar pushes the peddle, but the Schmick quickly reverses into a tree.}

KIDSTAR: {in The Cheat noises} Mehda meh mehna meh!

{The camera zooms ahead towards Homestar's house. Homestar is outside and Marzipan walks up.}

HOMESTAR: Why, hello, pretty face! I got you these Syringa vulgaris. That means lilac.

MARZIPAN: Oh Homestar, that's so sweet of you!

HOMESTAR: {walks into house with Marzipan} I'm only thinking of your feelings!

MARZIPAN: Usually you only think about marshmellows.

{After a few seconds, the Schmick comes zooming in from the left side of the screen and crashes into Homestar's house.}

HOMSAR: {getting out} Don't let me ever let you drive again.

HOMESCHOOL: {getting out} Well, no harm done. Let's go inside. {walks inside followed by Homsar and Kidstar}

{Cut to inside Homestar's house. A clock on the wall shows that the time is 12:02PM. Pan towards the snack table where Strong Sad, Coach Z and Homsar are getting some food.}

COACH Z: Boy, these are some gerd snacks! {eats a handful of chips}

STRONG SAD: I only managed to get here because I unscrewed the hinges on my door.

COACH Z: That's great, Strong Sad. {Coach Z reaches into the bowl filled with pudding pills.} Oh! What's this then? {eats a pill} Oh, I don't feel so good. {runs off}

STRONG SAD: Oh well, might as well try one. Maybe I'll pass out so I won't have to feel my daily pummelling. {grabs a pill and eats it.} Oh. I'm still awake.

{Strong Bad comes along and pushes Strong Sad over.}

STRONG BAD: Move out of the way, dairy queen. Don't hog all the snacks, you fat waste of space. {Grabs a whole bunch of snacks, including a pudding pill, shoves it in his mouth and starts to chew. In the meantime, Strong Sad has gotten up from the floor.}

STRONG SAD: Strong Bad, I'm sick of the way you treat me!

STRONG BAD: {still chewing} Wah?

STRONG SAD: You do nothing but tease me, make fun of me and torture me! I've had enough! I'm not going to take it anymore! {in the background, Homsar is watching while mindlessly grabbing and eating snacks. In the process he grabs a pudding pill.}

STRONG BAD: {swallows} Hey, it looks like you need some sense pumelled- oh. You're right, you know! {starts to break down} I treat you so horribly! I gotta make it up to you!

STRONG SAD: No! You've had your chance! I'm leaving! {walks away}

STRONG BAD: Please don't go! You meant everything to me! {starts crying}

BUBS: Hey, look! Strong Sad finally snapped! And so did Strong Bad! {walks over to the snack table and observes the pills. He grabs one and eats it.} Hmm! It would appear these pills are to blame! I'm going to sell these for... oh boy, I gotta puke my pants! {runs off}

{The camera pans back to the clock. It starts going faster, and soon it is showing 2:20PM. Cut to Homestar's TV room where everybody is sitting. Homestar is standing up in front.}

HOMESTAR: It has come to my attention that Strong Sad has run away, Strong Bad has emotionally broke down, and the King of Town has gone on a diet!

{Everybody gasps.}

KING OF TOWN: It's true!

HOMESTAR: Now, while the cause of this is unknown, it will be investigated! Until then, everybody should stay here! It's the responsible thing to do!

MARZIPAN: You're my hero.

{Cut to Homsar and Homeschool talking}

HOMSAR: So, Homeschool - do you mind if I take your blueberry cereal?

HOMESCHOOL: Be my guest. I hate blueberries.

{Cut to Coach Z and Bubs talking. Coach Z doesn't have an accent.}

COACH Z: ...and that's why I have no reason to be depressed!

BUBS: I see! By the way, the first I'm gonna do when we leave is reduce all my prices by 90%! I've been ripping people off! Time to give back the goods!

COACH Z: Way to have a positive outlook at life, Bubsy!

{Cut to Pom Pom and The Poopsmith... um... talking?}

POM POM: {bubbling noises, throws his cell phone out the window}

THE POOPSMITH: {nods, throws his shovel and gloves out the window} I've sick of being a Poopsmith!

{Cut to Strong Mad and The Cheat talking}

STRONG MAD: I DON'T LIKE YOU VERY MUCH!

THE CHEAT: Mehna meh meh. Mehda mehena meh meh!

STRONG MAD: I DON'T CARE IF YOU NO LONGER WANT TO CHEAT!

{Cut to Marzipan and Homestar talking}

HOMESTAR: I even threw out all the bacon bits!

MARZIPAN: But Homestar, I love eating meat!

HOMESTAR: You've changed, Marzipan! But I still respect your feelings.

MARZIPAN: I don't know why I didn't dump you earlier. {walks away}

HOMESTAR: Wait! Come back! I still care for you!

{Cut to King of Town and 1-Up talking}

KING OF TOWN: ...but then my popularity went up, up, up!

1-UP: I hate pudding so much!

KING OF TOWN: Me too! Too fattening!

{Cut to Stinkoman and Kidstar talking}

STINKOMAN: You look like a little challenge! But I'm not going to challenge you, because challenges are dumb! Nobody likes challenges!

KIDSTAR: {in Gunhaver voice} You got that right. Although soon, I'm going to challenge my employment for Homeschool. I'm sick of being ordered around.

{Cut back to Homsar and Homeschool}

HOMESCHOOL: Do you think it's weird that this party changed everybody's lives?

HOMSAR: Not really. I mean, as Coach Z told me, life is like a pudding pill - short and sweet, so you've gotta enjoy it!

HOMESCHOOL: Wait a minute - the pudding pills! That's it! Why didn't you figure it out earlier?

HOMSAR: Hey, you're the smart one. Not me.

{Homeschool grabs the remaining pudding pills and moves up to the front of the room.}

HOMESCHOOL: Attention everybody! I have determined that our personality changes were caused by these pudding pills! Will everybody please take another one to reverse the changes! {Homeschool takes a pill and eats it. Everybody else is silent.}

COACH Z: But I like my positive outlook on life!

BUBS: I gotta give something back to the community!

STRONG BAD: {still crying in the corner} And I gotta make it up to my brother!

{Everybody else starts to protest. Homestar gets up and whistles.}

HOMESTAR: I don't care what you all think, but I'm taking this pill! These pills ruined my chances with Marzipan! {takes one and eats it} Hmm... I don't feel any diffwent. Wait! Hooway! I can't pwonounce my aw's!

HOMSAR: Gimme one! {runs up and grabs a pill} I refuse to be dumber then you! {eats the pill}

HOMESCHOOL: Anyone else? {Everybody apart from Homeschool, Homsar and Homestar run off screaming. Soon they are the only ones in the house.}

HOMESTAR: Well, I guess it's just us bwothers! Hooway!

{Homsar and Homeschool look at eachother}

HOMSAR AND HOMESCHOOL: Crap.

{Fade to black. Fade into security camera footage of Strong Bad on the Lappy. The timestamp reads "8:35AM, December 11 2006"}

STRONG BAD: {distorted, reading email} Dear Strong Bad, why don't you beat up your brother? It would look so cool! James, South Carolina. {typing} Well Jasmine, I couldn't do that because... because... I love him so much! {starts sobbing}

{Static appears on security camera footage as it switches to Homestar, Homsar and Homeschool in Homestar's TV Room, sleeping. Homestar is on the couch, Homeschool is on a row of chairs, and Homsar is on the TV. The timestamp reads "8:59AM, December 11 2006". When it ticks over to 9:00AM, Homestar's alarm clock activates. This wakes up the three brothers. Fade into reality.}

HOMSAR: So, we have 13 people to find. I say we start at Bubs' Concession Stand.

HOMESTAR: That's gweat, but how will we give him the pill?

HOMESCHOOL: Let's head back to my house. When I moved house, I didn't just leave my gadgets in the basement.

{Cut to the outside of Homeschool's house mansion. Homeschool tries opening the door, but it won't budge.}

HOMESCHOOL: I don't get it!

KIDSTAR: {over the intercom, in Gunhaver voice} Sorry, but your homestay has been terminated! Go away and never come back.

HOMSAR: Great. Just great. Let's head back to my house and see what we can use.

{Cut to the inside of Homsar's house. It is clean, and nothing is broken.}

HOMSAR: Woah! What happened?

STINKOMAN: {walking in} I clean up for you! Isn't that great?

HOMSAR: Yeah. Really... fascinating... GET HIM!

{Homsar and Homeschool pin Stinkoman to the ground.}

STINKOMAN: I'd fight back, but challenges are dumb! They are so dumb!

HOMESCHOOL: Okay Homestar, give him the pill.

HOMESTAR: Open up, fwenchmen! {takes a pill and crams it in Stinkoman's mouth.}

STINKOMAN: {cough} That's was mean! I'm gonna- hey, get off me! Are you asking for a challenge?!

HOMSAR: It worked! Now, let's get the crap outta here. {Homsar, Homeschool and Homestar run off}

STINKOMAN: Come back here, challenges!

{Cut to The Stick. Homsar, Homeschool and Homestar are there. Homsar and Homeschool are visibly tired.}

HOMSAR: Wow... this really takes... a lot outta ya...

HOMESTAR: I don't know what you're talking about! I'm a tewific athlete!

BUBS: {distant} All prices 90% off!

HOMSAR: Okay... we're almost there... let's go.

{The trio trudges off towards Bubs' Concession Stand. Cut to Bubs Concession Stand, where there are signs that say "Everything 90% off!" and "Rip-off refunds!" Homsar approaches.}

HOMSAR: Hey there, good ol' discount Bubs!

BUBS: Hey, my very most favourite customer! What discount bargains can I get for you today?

HOMSAR: Well, what's that? {points at the door lock}

BUBS: Oh, that's a door lock!

HOMSAR: How interesting! So, how much is it?

BUBS: Sorry, but that's an essential part of my shop!

HOMSAR: I see. Well, I came a long way for it, so can I at least see it in action?

BUBS: Of course! {unlocks door} Wait a min-

HOMSAR: Don't give him a chance to reply! Get him! {Homeschool and Homestar rush through the door and pin Bubs to the ground. Homsar follows and force feeds Bubs the pill.}

BUBS: What kind of friendly service is- hey, no pinning me to the ground! That'll be ten dollars!

HOMESTAR: Wun away! {The trio do so.}

BUBS: Get back here! {gets out his shotgun and starts shooting.}

HOMESTAR: {faintly} Ow, my arm!

BUBS: {yelling} You'd better run! {normal voice} Now I gotta adjust these signs! {Bubs changes "Everything 90% off" to "Everything 90% off Up" and changes "Rip-off refunds!" to "Non Rip-off refunds sales!"}

{Cut back to Homsar, Homeschool and Homestar at The Stick. Homsar and Homeschool are slumped down against The Stick, while Homestar is stil standing.}

HOMSAR: You know... what would really speed... this along?

HOMESCHOOL: What? A security camera-induced flashback?

HOMSAR: YOU IDIO-

{Cut to security camera footage of Strong Sad next to a brick wall. The timestamp reads "11:05AM, December 11 2006". He has a lit cigarette in his hand.}

STRONG SAD: {distorted} Life is great. Strong Bad's a jerk.

{Cut back to the trio.}

HOMSAR: Well, now we know... where Strong Sad is...

HOMESCHOOL: I probably should've mentioned that security camera-induced flashbacks will remain up to a month from leaving the mansion.

HOMSAR: Flashback? That was like... real security camera footage.

HOMESCHOOL: Yeah, that's a slight bug in the system.

{Cut to Kidstar pouring bugs into Beta Clam's main server}

KIDSTAR: {in Gunhaver voice} I'll teach him to mess with me...

{Cut back to the trio.}

HOMESTAR: So, how will we speed this up, you blue midget?

HOMSAR: I don't know! That's why I asked you guys! Well... let's go see Strong Bad. I'm sure his infinite wisdom of e-mail answering will help.

{A Batman-like effect like the Lappy spirals in and out. Homsar and Homeschool are next to the Lappy. Strong Bad isn't present.}

HOMESCHOOL: Well, here's the Lappy. Where's Strong Bad?

HOMESTAR: I founds him, guys!

{Homsar and Homeschool rush over to see. Cut to Strong Sad's room, where Strong Bad is lying on the bed, crying.}

STRONG BAD: Why'd you have to leave? I loved your depressing ramblings!

HOMSAR: Um... hey, Strong Bad.

STRONG BAD: {sneezes} Oh, hey Homsar.

HOMSAR: Do you have any idea how we can speed up our "force-feeding everybody pills" mission?

STRONG BAD: {still crying} I dunno, man! I dunno anything anymore!

HOMESTAR: Take this thinking pill, Stwong Bad!

STRONG BAD: Ohhh... {eats pill} He was always such a- hey! {sitting up} What are you guys doing here?

HOMESTAR: Stwong Bad! You're thinking! Hooway! It worked!

STRONG BAD: Get out of my house!

HOMSAR: Uh, um, well, you see... run. {The Trio run away screaming.}

STRONG BAD: What the crap am I doing on Strong Sad's bed anyway?

{cut to the Trio running past the Lappy. Homsar all of a sudden stops.}

HOMSAR: I'll meet you guys at the stick! Be there in a second!

{Homsar sits in front of the Lappy. Cut to the kind of view you see in an Strong Bad E-mail.}

HOMSAR: Okay, let's see here.

{Homsar types in strong_bad_email.exe. The e-mail menu comes up.}

HOMSAR: Hmmm. Stealing Strong Bad's scroll buttons was easier then I thought. Now let's go... random.

{Homsar presses random.bat. The e-mails start randomising. They start to slow down, and they eventually land on montage.}

HOMSAR: Of course! A montage! Why didn't I think of it earlier!

STRONG BAD: Hey! Get off the Lappy!

HOMSAR: AH! {runs away screaming. Camera follows Homsar.} How come for every person we give the pills to, we run away screaming? It's a mystery worth wondering about.

{Cut to The Stick, where Homeschool and Homestar are. Homsar runs up.}

HOMSAR: I've got it! We have to somehow induce a montage!

HOMESCHOOL: I hate to point out the blaringly obvious, but how are we going to "induce a montage"? We're not in a cartoon!

HOMESTAR: What about your seemingly wandom photo camera footage! Couldn't you cram some swiss cake rolls into the server and get it to replicate a montage? {pronounces the "age" in montage as it's spelt}

HOMESCHOOL: That's actually not a bad idea. Let's go!

{The screen fades out into some seizure-inducing images, that fades in to the outside of Homeschool's mansion. The Schmick is somehow embedded in the tree out the front. The Trio is next to the front door.}

HOMESCHOOL: ...and that's the plan!

HOMSAR: Uh... we just came up and you said, "and that's the plan".

HOMESTAR: I've sure he knows what he's doing. {rhymes with boing}

HOMESCHOOL: What I meant to say was, all The Cheats have the same weakness - well, if Gunhaver's taught me anything, that is.

HOMSAR: You don't mean...

HOMESTAR: Gasp! A giant flying taco! The galaxy is doomed! Ah! Escape! {spins his buzzer}

HOMSAR: Okay. That's weird.

HOMESCHOOL: The only thing is, how on Earth are we going to make a giant taco?

HOMSAR: Just a second. {Homsar opens his mouth and takes a Taco Making Hit} Thanks goodness I have this conveniently placed "Giant Flying Taco Making Kit"!

{A timer reading 00:00 appears in the bottom right hand corner of the screen. The scene fast forwards as the Trio make a whole bunch of giant flying tacos. The scene slows down and goes back to normal speed once the timer is at 53:24. There are fifteen completed giant flying tacos, and Homsar and Homeschool are standing in front of them.}

HOMESCHOOL: That was an exhausting fifty-three minutes and twenty-four seconds.

HOMSAR: Yeah, but who's counting?

{Homsar and Homeschool both turn to face the camera. They stare at it for a few seconds.}

HOMESTAR: What? I didn't time anything! Stop looking at me like that! Buzzer away! {buzzer noise}

HOMSAR: Stop fooling around and help me lift Giant Flying Taco number 1!

{The Trio together hold up the first taco.}

HOMESCHOOL: {yelling} Hey! Kidstar!

KIDSTAR: {comes to the window, speaking in Gunhaver voice} What do you guys... {The Cheat voice} MEHNA MEH MEH!

HOMESTAR: Hurwl!

{The Trio throw the first taco at Kidstar. It hits him straight on.}

HOMESCHOOL: Let us in!

KIDSTAR: {The Cheat voice} Meh!

HOMESTAR: Thwow!

{The Trio pick up and throw the second taco at Kidstar. It also hits him.}

KIDSTAR: {coughing, speaking in Gunhaver voice} Come on, juys!

HOMESTAR: Fiorw as many as possible!

{The Trio rapidly pick and up throw twelve more tacos at Kidstar, all of them hitting him. Kidstar wobbles around and falls out the window.}

HOMESCHOOL: Alright Kidstar, open the door, or we'll throw the taco at you!

KIDSTAR: {weakly, in Gunhaver voice} I'll... never... let... you in!

HOMSAR: You asked for it! {Kidstar yells, "Nooooooo!" and closes his eyes. Homsar stuffs a pudding pill in his mouth.}

KIDSTAR: What in the crap- {gets up} Why am I covered in a taco like substance? {notices and remaining giant taco} OH NOES! A GIANT FLYING TACO! EVERYBODY INSIDE! {Kidstar opens the door and runs in, with everybody following, with the exception of Homestar. Homestar starts to eat the taco. Cut to inside the living room.}

HOMESCHOOL: Okay, we need to somehow mess with Beta Clam's programming so he bends reality and induces a montage! {presses the red button on the remote}

BETA CLAM: Hello, Homeschool. You're quite good at turning me on. {Homsar looks weirded out.}

HOMESCHOOL: That's... unusual. Um, Beta Clam! Do you know any way we can mess with your programming and get you to induce a montage?

BETA CLAM: Them bunnies the big have in potatoes.

HOMESCHOOL: This looks bad. Let's check the server. {walks out followed by Homsar}

BETA CLAM: Space red of nasty the pickles.

{Another Batman style transition with a giant taco occurs. Homsar and Homeschool are in front of the server, which is crawling with bugs.}

HOMESCHOOL: Kidstar must've done this when he was insane. I'll fix it. {Homeschool gets out a can of bug spray that reads "Anti-Alpha V. Bug and Virus Protection." He sprays the server, and all the bugs run away screeching.}

BETA CLAM: {over loudspeakers} Thank you for fixing me.

HOMSAR: Now, if I remember correctly from my Charnstar 256 days...

{Cut to security camera footage of a slightly younger Homsar on a desktop computer with the logo "Charnstar 256" on it. After a few seconds of pressing random buttons the keyboard, Homsar looks around.}

HOMSAR: {distorted} What the heck is wrong with my computer? {opens the CPU tower} Oh noes! Kitty is eating my megahurtz!

KITTY: {distrorted} Meow.

{Cut back to Homsar and Homeschool.}

HOMSAR: A cat! We need a cat!

{Screen pans a little to the right to show that Kidstar is there with a cat on a pillow.}

KIDSTAR: {in Gunhaver voice} Here is your cat.

HOMSAR: Wow, talk about service. {takes cat and places it in the server.} Now, do your worst!

THE CAT: Meow. {starts clawing at the server}

BETA CLAM: {over loudspeakers} A must your huh type. Be but spelling fuh? That in type buh like. {the servers start flashing random colours and the ground starts rumbling.}

HOMSAR: Here we go! {As soon as Homsar finishes talking, everything goes into super-slow mo. The camera starts rotating around Squeaky in a 3D sort of way. The camera rotates faster and faster until the screen turns white.}

{Some music starts. The music is Homestar singing "Back in Black" with the accompaning music. A few seconds in, the screen fades into Homsar, Homeschool and Homestar in the Field wearing Matrix-style clothing. They all nod simultaneously. The montage begins.}

{Quickly pan to Marzipan's house where Homsar puts a pile of bacon bits on the doorstep and presses the doorbell. Homsar runs away as Marzipan picks it up and starts eating it. Hidden in the bacon bits is a pudding pill, which Marzipan consumes. She then pauses and screams. Cut to The Trio nodding simultaneously.}

{Quickly pan to The King of Town's dining area where he is eating a bowl of Ultra-Ultra-Low-Fat-Rice-Beans. Homeschool just appears from the left and throws a stone over The King of Town's head. When he turns to look, Homeschool puts a pudding pill in the rice beans. The King of Town shrugs and eats the rice beans containing the puddinhg pill. He pauses, then looks at the label, and adds several sticks of butter to the bowl. Cut to The Trio nodding simultaneously.}

{Quickly pan to Strong Sad drinking some "Slightly-Alcholic-Melonade". Homestar sneaks in and places a pudding pill in the melonade. Strong Sad drinks it, pauses, sighs, and throws the melonade away. Cut to The Trio nodding simultaneously.}

{Quickly pan to Coach Z speaking at a Suicide Prevention lecture. Cut to Homsar in the audience, who uses a slingshot to propel a pudding pill into Coach Z's water. Coach Z drinks the water, pauses, and starts talking about how depressing life is (although we can't hear it). An angry mob chases after him. Cut to The Trio nodding simultaneously.}

{Quickly pan to The Cheat played poker, where he is always cheating... for the person he's versing. Homeschool, in disguise, comes and plays, and bets a pudding pill. Homeschool holds up a sign that says "Loser eats the pill". Since The Cheat is cheating for Homeschool, he loses and eats the pill. The next person who comes along loses miserably. Cut to The Trio nodding simultaneously.}

{Quickly pan to Strong Mad throwing a box in the bin. When he yawns, Homestar, who is just visible behind the bin, propels a pudding pill into Strong Mad's mouth using his buzzer. Strong Mad pauses, then grabs the box and hugs it. Cut to The Trio nodding simultaneously.}

{Quickly pan to Pom Pom "talking" to one of his girls. She starts crying. While this is happening Homsar runs as fast he can towards Pom Pom with the pill in his hand. He slides straight through Pom Pom, leaving the pill inside him. Pom Pom pauses, says something to the girl, and she stops crying and starts laughing. Cut to The Trio nodding simultaneously.}

{Quickly pan to The Poopsmith talking on the phone outside Homestar's house. Homeschool comes in and quickly switches his phone with another phone. The Poopsmith is having such a good time using his mouth, he doesn't notice. Homeschool's presses a button on a remote and a pudding pill springs out of the phone into The Poopsmith's mouth. The Poopsmith pauses, throws the phone away, grabs his gloves and shovel and leaves. Cut to The Trio nodding simultaneously.}

{Fade into white as the music ends. Fade back to Homsar, Homeschool and Homestar standing in front of the server. The cat is just walking away. The server is still intact.}

HOMSAR: Wow, I can't believe we bent reality to experience the awesomeness of a montage!

HOMESTAR: I like that song. It's cool.

HOMESCHOOL: So, is that everybody?

HOMSAR: I think we have one more person - 1-Up.

{Cut to the outside of Homeschool's mansion, where the remaining taco is almost all gone. The sun is going down. The Trio exit through the door (well it's not like they exited through the wall, JERK!}

HOMSAR: Hey, what happened to the taco?

HOMESTAR: Uh... I was feeling kinda hungwy, so I ate most of it.

HOMSAR: {shaking his head} Too many weird things have happened today. Let's just get the Schmick and let's go. {Homsar runs against the tree as hard as he can, making the Schmick fall out of the tree and onto his head.} ...ouch?

{Homsar crawls out from under the Schmick and hops in the driver's seat. Homestar and Homeschool follow.}

HOMSAR: Let's do this thing.

{Cut to the Trio nodding simultaneously. The screen melts as the next scene is revealed. Homsar, Homeschool and Homestar are standing just outside Homsar's kitchen.}

HOMESCHOOL: {whispering} Ready?

HOMSAR: {whispering} On my hand signal, go!

{There is a short pause, then everybody rushes into the kitchen.}

HOMESTAR: Fweeze, you purple wabbit!

{Cut to 1-Up surrounded by a whole bunch of pudding.}

1-UP: Can't I eat pudding in peace! Wah! {eats some more pudding}

{Cut back to Homeschool}

HOMESCHOOL: Wha...?

HOMESTAR: How is this possible?

HOMSAR: 1-Up's so obssessed about pudding, not even a permanent personality reversal can stop him. Well, let's just give him the pill so he'll be back to his old, semi-dumb self. {Homestar steps forward and places the pudding pill in front of 1-Up. 1-Up looks at it.}

1-UP: Yay! Compressed pudding! {1-Up eats it, pauses, and continues eating pudding.}

HOMSAR: {sighs} Let's go home. It's been a long couple'a days. And my eye is starting to freakin' hurt again.

{One exploding transition later, Homsar and Homeschool are dropping Homestar off. The camera follows them as they drive back to Homeschool's mansion. Homsar and Homeschool go inside. Cut to one of Homeschool's three spas, where Homsar and Homeschool are relaxing.}

HOMESCHOOL: You know, we never did reply to The Unguraits' message. Will we go to their party?

HOMSAR: That's for another day. {winks, although you can't tell it because he winks with his eyepatch-covered eye.}

{Game Over music from Stinkoman 20X6 Plays as "The End" fades in.}

Easter Eggs

  • If you wait five seconds, the "The End" will fade out and there will be additional dialogue.
    • HOMSAR: You know, what I don't get is how those DVPs got in Homestar's bowl.
    • HOMESCHOOL: Well, when those lasers went off because of 1-Up, one must've hit the storage container where the DVPs were stored. That must've caused some sort of crazy chemical reaction that caused the DVPs to be teleported to some random location in the universe.
    • HOMSAR: So, in a one in a Foogolplex chance, they ended up at Homestar's house?
    • HOMESCHOOL: Yup. It was all just a big coincidence! {all other Easter Eggs are now accessible}
  • Click on Squeaky to see an additional scene with Trevor.
    • {Cut to outside Trevor's hosue. The Trio runs up to Trevor. Homsar and Homeschool pin him down.}
    • TREVOR: What in the name of Jlammy are you guys- {Homestar shoves a pudding pill in his mouth.}
    • HOMESCHOOL: Hey, wait a minute, was Trevor even at the party?
    • HOMSAR: I don't think so.
    • HOMESTAR: Let's get o'ut of here! {The Trio runs away screaming}
    • TREVOR: {gets up} That was weird. Now I'm going to go make friends with Strong Bad. {cut back to the spa}
  • Click on the right-most jet of bubbles to see a scene with 1-Up.
    • {Cut to Homsar's kitchen. 1-Up has a bowl of pudding pills. He eats one.}
    • 1-UP: I hate pudding! {He eats another one} I want pudding! {He eats another one} I hate pudding! {He eats another one} I want pudding! {Cut back to the spa}
  • Click on the sign that says "Spa Room #3" to see Homsar playing the Foogleplex.
    • {Cut to Homsar playing the Foogleplex. Stinkoman 20X6 is on the screen, with the scene with 1-Up and lasers.}
    • HOMSAR: Come on, you stupid 1-Up! Come on, get to the pudding capsule!
    • {1-Up gets hit by the last laser. The Game Over screen comes up.}
    • HOMSAR: This game stinks.
  • Click on the towel rack to see Gunhaver interact with Beta Clam.
    • {Cut to Homeschool's living room. Gunhaver is on the couch and Beta Clam is on the TV.}
    • GUNHAVER: So, what features do you have that Alpha Stan doesn't?
    • BETA CLAM: I have a speed of fourteen terahertz.
    • GUNHAVER: Oh yeah? Well Alpha Stan can use MSPaint!
    • BETA CLAM: I have the most advanced graphics technologies you'll see until 2014.
    • GUNHAVER: You know, Alpha Stan's called Alpha for a reason!
    • BETA CLAM: Alpha is a highly unstable program release.
    • GUNHAVER: Hey, Alpha Stan's unstableness and obsoleteness are the very things that make him useful!
    • BETA CLAM: {one of three sentances}
    • {Cut back to the spa}
      • Beta Clam will say one of these things:
      • BETA CLAM: Why don't you go punch a horse.
      • BETA CLAM: Why don't you go eat some lettuce and sugar.
      • BETA CLAM: Why don't you land on a conveniently placed mattress.
  • Click on Homsar's eyepatch to see a stock report.
    • {The screen is split in two. On one side, there is steadily inclining graph. On the other, there is a reporter The Cheat.}
    • REPORTER THE CHEAT: Even as I speak, Foogle Inc.'s stock is rising. Foogle has aquisitioned the following companies: Microcrap, Nintendork, Mazduh and this news network! Wait a minute... I'M RICH! Goodbye, jerks! {gets up and leaves. Cut back to the spa.}

Fun Facts

Trivia

  • This blog entry was created in a 24 hour time period. 12 of those hours were used working on the blog entry.

Official References

  • Homeschool calling Homsar "li'l brudder" is a reference to the Homestar character of the same name.
  • Powered by The Cheat cartoons are referenced.
  • Melonade is a commonly drunk drink in the Homestar universe.
  • There are references to Homsar and Homeschool's hands, even though they lack visible arms.
  • Strong Bad called Strong Sad "dairy queen" in Bug in Mouth Disease.
  • Strong Bad called Strong Sad "a waste of fat space" in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2.
  • Bubs' saying, "I gotta puke my pants!" was originally said by Coach Z in the Strong Bad Email secret recipes.
  • Homestar calling Stinkoman "fwenchman" is a reference to the Strong Bad Email date.
  • Bubs' shortgun was first shown in the Strong Bad Email virus.
  • Homestar calling Homsar a "blue midget" is a reference to when Strong Bad called Homsar a "blue midget Homestar" in the Strong Bad Email homsar.
  • random.bat is a feature on the Strong Bad Email menu that selects a random email.
  • The email "montage" is quite obviously the same as the Strong Bad Email montage. Liek, duh!
  • Homestar originally rhymed "doing" with "boing" in the Strong Bad Email car.
  • Homestar sung some of the montage music, "Back in Black" in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0.
  • Homestar calling 1-Up a "purple wabbit" is a reference to when Strong Bad called The Cheat a Striped Green Rabbit.
  • There are obvious references to Stinkoman 20X6.

Fanstuff References

  • Homsar's Answering Machine is from the Imitation Strong Bad E-mail threemail, which in turned is based on the answering machine in Homsar's Answering Machine.
  • The "secret lab" that Homsar and Homeschool destroyed was part of the previous Homsar's Blog plot, first seen in Entry 33.
  • The name Kidstar is from Other Character Email 1-Up.
    • 1-Up's obsession with pudding also originates from that e-mail show.
  • "Powered by the Steve" is a reference to the animated Gunhaver email, Stealing.
  • Beta Clam is based off of Alpha Stan.
  • At the time of writing, Gunhaver actually did have 19 e-mails in his inbox.
  • The Rocko 1024 being in the kitchen ceiling is a reference to Entry 1 of Homsar's Blog, where Homsar found the Beepy 512 glued to the ceiling.
  • The letter Homsar receives from Homestar is from the Homestar Email Party Toon.
  • The "whole envelope in Homsar's eye" scene was slightly modified from the Shim-Sham-Sam email, parties.
    • Homeschool living in a mansion is also from that same e-mail.
  • Homeschool's gadgets were first mentioned in Homsar's Blog in Entry 27.
  • Homsar saying "YOU IDIO-" is a reference to Homestar Goes to College.
  • Homsar originally "stole Strong Bad's scroll buttons" on the Imitation Strong Bad E-mails menu.
  • The seizure-inducing images in one of the transitions is a reference to Super Sam's apparent seizures.
  • "Giant Flying Tacos" were created by Shim-Sham-Sam, who is the owner of Gunhaver Emails.
  • Homsar started keeping things in his apparently large mouth in Entry 30 of Homsar's Blog.
  • Beta Clam's seemingly random lines when infected with the virus are jumbled up quotes from (in order):
    • The Mitchell Email virus.
    • The Mitchell Email needinghelp.
    • The 1-Up Email virus.
      • The "Anti-Alpha V. Bug and Virus Protection" spray is a reference to the Alpha Virus in this same email.
  • Homsar presumably had the Charnstar 256 before the Beepy 512, due to the fact that each computer has double the number of the previous computer.
  • The Schmick is an abbreviation for "Slightly Hovering Mini-Car", and it was first seen in Homsar's Blog Entry 28.
  • "...ouch?" is a reference to Stinkoman 20X6: Reloaded Comic #22: "Destruction Deuce", which in turn was a reference to a quote from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.
  • The three things Beta Clam says in an Easter Egg are references to the three running gags that are in Gunhaver Emails:

Real-World References

  • The following companies are made fun of: Google (Foogle), Microsoft (Microcrap), Nintendo (Nintendork) and Mazda (Mazduh).
  • The e-mail that Strong Bad receives from James in South Carolina is a reference to an e-mail Super Sam sent to Strong Bad (James is Joshua's real name, and he lives in South Carolina).
subject: tandy explosion

Sup, Strong Bad?

Did you ever find out why the Tandy exploded? I think it's a mystery worth solving.
Was it Homestar?
Was it The Cheat?
Was it you?

It certainly wasn't me,

James, South Carolina
  • Homsar and Homeschool apparently looking at the camera when they are actually looking at Homestar is a running gag from The Simpsons.
    • The "turning on" comment was also taken from an episode of The Simpsons.
  • The name "Charnstar" is the name of one of Super Sam's Year 7 classmates.
  • The phrase "Oh noes! Kitty is eating my megahurtz!" is from Joshua's former MSN Messenger display picture.
  • Back in Black is a song by AC/DC.

Joshua/Super Sam Conversations

  • Foogle buying out Microcrap (plus the Easter Egg) is a reference to a discussion Super Sam and Joshua had. The general theme was that Google was branching out into more and more areas and would eventually take over Microsoft and then the world.
    • In this same discussion, Joshua said that Google would make a game console named the Googleplex. This is where "The Foogleplex" came from.
  • The discussion about blueberry cereal relates to Super Sam and Joshua - Joshua enjoys cereal with blueberries, while Super Sam dislikes blueberries.
  • Gunhaver's e-mail rap was taken from a conversation between Super Sam and Joshua. Joshua made up a rhyme about muffins that was the same as Gunhaver's, but instead of "e-mails", it was "muffins".
  • Gunhaver's argument with Beta Clam about "obsoleteness being useful" is a reference to Joshua telling Super Sam the same thing about MSPaint.

External Links

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