Other Character Email Gunhaver/Yellow Submarine
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Summary
Gunhaver and some of the Cheat Commandos (or none, or the last choice) go on a cruise in the sea of green with the Beatles in the Yellow Submarine. Sounds relaxing, eh? But that'd be boring.
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Alpha Stan, Da Bugs (Easter egg), The Mantises (Easter egg), The Stupid Mosquitoes (Easter egg), Silent Rip, Fightgar, Arrowhaver, Reinforcements, Flashfight, Reynold, Wedginator, The Beatles (Ringo, John, Paul, and George), Deep Sea Fangly Fish, Homestar lure, Baby Styles, Mean Sea Creatures, Crontes Sevorn
Lines: 108
Transcript
{Cut to Gunhaver in front of the Alpha 1260.}
GUNHAVER: {singing} EMAIL! Cause it's always happening, happening. EMAIL! Cause it's always happening, happening. EMAIL! Cause it's always happening, happening. EMAIL! Cause it's always happening.
You have one unread email(s).
{Gunhaver presses a button to make the email pop up on the screen. Then Gunhaver reads it.}
subject:Yellow SubmarineDear Mr. Haver,
Signed- Ringo, John, Paul, and George.
Would you like to come on cruise with us in our sea of green?
Bring your friends if you want to, we'll be traveling by yellow
submarine.
GUNHAVER: {typing} Um, aren't you guys, um, Da Bugs? Or The Mantises? Oh! You were The Stupid Mosquitoes! Oh, wait a minute, {mumbling and not typing} Yellow Submarine, Ringo, John, Paul, and George... {typing} Ooh! You are The Beatles! I'd be glad to go on a cruise trip on your cruise! Oh, it's the Yellow Submarine. I guess I'd better bring my friends, and probably my Alpha.
{Cut to Gunhaver in a room with Silent Rip and Fightgar.}
SILENT RIP: I get seasick.
FIGHTGAR: I hate tight spaces.
GUNHAVER: You guys suck!
{Cut to Gunhaver and Arrowhaver.}
ARROWHAVER: I can't swim.
{Cut to Reinforcements and Gunhaver.}
REINFORCEMENTS: I'm borsee today.
{Cut to Gunhaver and Flashfight in Flashfight's office.}
FLASHFIGHT: No, I hate water, and feesh.
{Cut to Gunhaver in a room.}
GUNHAVER: Oh man! Why isn't anybody going on the trip? I mean, what's wrong with water? We drink the stuff, and we swim in it! Not even Foxface wants to come, neither does Crackotage, Firebert (not that I would have accepted), Ripberger (and I thought he likes water, since he eats sushi, I think), Gyro (typical), Princess, nor Pineface! Jeez! I guess I'm left with no choice.
{Cut to Gunhaver's POV, which is at Reynold.}
REYNOLD: I can come. I like tight spaces and I am pretty good at scuba diving.
GUNHAVER: Well, then I guess I found my vacation partner...
{Suddenly, Gunhaver's POV goes right to Wedginator.}
GUNHAVER: Wedginator! You're coming with me!
WEDGINATOR: DaAaAaAaAaaa! The cows and the mordancies!
{Cut to a beach by the sea of green. Gunhaver and Wedginator walk to where the Beatles (in their Cheat Commandos manifestations) by the Yellow Submarine. Music starts playing.}
GUNHAVER: Yo, what's up?
WEDGINATOR: Peace out, dawg!
RINGO: Yeah, peace out.
GEORGE: Well, let's get this trip started.
JOHN: Yeah, it's not like we can live forever.
{Then the music develops into the song, Yellow Submarine. Cut to the Yellow Submarine underwater (which is green). The submarine pass by fish, fish, rocks, seaweed, a ruined temple, a drowning scuba diver, gigantic pliers, and Deep Sea Fangly Fish, where the Homestar lure is in front and Baby Styles is dancing on the dancing deck.}
HOMESTAR LURE: Check it out. Teddy Grahams, Illuminati, the Yellow Submarine.
{Cut to the interior of the Yellow Submarine. The Beatles and Wedginator are continuing singing Yellow Submarine over and over. Gunhaver is getting a bit annoyed.}
GUNHAVER: Uh, guys?
{The Beatles and Wedginator continue singing. Wedginator seems to be singing some other song from the Yellow Submarine.}
GUNHAVER: GUYS?
{The Beatles and Wedginator stop singing.}
RINGO: What's wrong, Gunhaver?
JOHN: Yeah, we were just about to start singing all over from the beginning.
GEORGE: Yeah!
GUNHAVER: Okay, but can you maybe take a break from singing? And why hasn't the third guy, um, Paul said anything yet?
RINGO: Oh, he has laryngitis, or something.
GUNHAVER: So, can you stop singing?
RINGO: N...
JOHN: Oh no! Mean sea creatures are coming our way!
GUNHAVER: Mean sea creatures???
{Cut to the exterior of the Yellow Submarine. It is being attacked by octopuses and sharks. Some ominous music is playing. Cut to inside the Yellow Submarine.}
GUNHAVER: Uh, do we have anything like torpedoes or any weapons?
GEORGE: No way, man. We're peaceful.
GUNHAVER: Great, what's next? Some evil maniac in a submarine is going to attack us?
WEDGINATOR: The mighty mikes of embrown two!
{Cut to a submarine shaped like a large shark. On the front are the red letters CS. You know what that means. Then the shark submarine begins to suck in water and everything else in front of it into its mouth. The yellow submarine gets sucked in. Cut to inside the submarine, where Gunhaver, The Beatles, and Wedginator are on the floor from the attack.}
GUNHAVER: This is bad. This is so bad.
JOHN: Which is why we must sing! Let's sing Yellow Submarine!
GUNHAVER: SHUT UP! We're probably going to die if we don't do anything.
RINGO: Which is why we must need cheering up!
GUNHAVER: I think I'm never going to listen to The Beatles ever again.
WEDGINATOR: Fresh peas for peas for trucks ma'am!
{Cut to inside the shark submarine. The yellow submarine (slightly dented) is in a pool inside the submarine. Crontes Sevorn scuttles to the submarine and forces it open with machinery. Then he peeks into the opening.}
CRONTES: GET OUT OF THERE SO I CAN START TORTURING YOU!
{Cut to Gunhaver, Wedginator, and The Beatles surrounded by robots. Crontes is in front of the captives.}
CRONTES: Gunhaver, I never thought I'd catch you too, but that's perfect. Carteen just wanted me to destroy this popular band named The Beatles since they're so popular in the future, for me.
GUNHAVER: Let me guess. You're going to spare me while I watch the others get killed. Then you're going to torture me?
CRONTES: Yes.
GUNHAVER: That's predictable and cliché. But, can I have my own room, cause then I can give you tips on how to be rich without any help from Carteen and Contestro?
CRONTES: Um, I know I shouldn't be doing this, but I also know that I want to do this, so it's a deal. But I'm still holding you hostage.
GUNHAVER: Only if you don't kill anybody for a year.
CRONTES: Deal. {silently} Wow, I'm not up to my prime, but at least I get to be rich.
{Cut to Gunhaver typing on the Alpha 1260 in his submarine room, which is grey and ramshackle.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} So because of you, Da Bugs who sing annoyingly, I'm stuck in this stupid submarine, and although I made Crontes keep us alive, I don't know what will happen if, say, Contestro and Carteen come. Shudder. {shudders} Anyway, a word to a all y'all.
{Gunhaver faces the camera and shakes it.}
GUNHAVER: SOL!!!!
PAUL: {off-screen} SOL?
{Pan left to reveal Paul is standing by Gunhaver and the Alpha 1260.}
GUNHAVER: Oh, it's about time you spoke.
PAUL: I don't like speaking, but what does SOL mean?
GUNHAVER: Save our lives, duh.
{Cut to the Alpha 1260. Alpha Stan says the following.}
ALPHA STAN:Click here to email Gunhaver at GEmail.exe
Easter Eggs
- Click on Da Bugs to see a poster for Da Bugs.
- Click on The Mantises to see a poster for The Mantises.
- Click on The Stupid Mosquitoes to see a poster for The Stupid Mosquitoes.
- Click on Alpha Stan to see this:
{Crontes is running down a submarine hallway, laughing and whistling to a song popular in the 30s.}
CRONTES: Man, I am very smart. I just got myself a potential fortune! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T! I was never good at spelling.
Fun Facts
- The Beatles are real, but they also made a cameo in Dreamail.
- Gunhaver's email rap is based on a song by Just Nife (a band introduced in the DVD), Bad Luck.
- The Deep Fangly Fish is from animal.
- Teddy Grahams are snacks that are chocolate teddy graham cookies. They're the ones that Homestar spat in couch patch.
- The Illuminati (or the Bavarian Illuminati) are used for books and computer games. They were also a large group of scientists that was not liked by the church a long time ago in Europe (according to Wikipedia and Angels and Demons (by Dan Brown)).
- The next email will take place in the submarine.
