Other Character Email Gunhaver/Just Nife: Bad Luck

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Summary

Name: Bad Luck
By: Just Nife
Type: Rock? I don't know

Transcript

{Guitar and drum prelude}

Going to the market,
Buying some meat sauce,
But I realize that I have no money,
Why do these things keep happening, happening?
Why do these things keep happening?

Running down the sidewalk,
Tripping over a kitten,
Scraping my own knee,
Why do these things keep happening, happening?
Why do these things keep happening?

BAD LUCK!
Cause it's always happening, happening,
BAD LUCK!
Cause it's always happening, happening,
BAD LUCK!
Cause it's always happening, happening,
BAD LUCK!
Cause it's always happening.

{Guitar and drum interlude}

I'm crossing the street,
A car nearly hits me,
The driver gets mad at me,
Why do these things keep happening, happening?
Why do these things keep happening?

Walking in the park,
A Frisbee hits me in the face,
The kids just laugh at me,
Why do these things keep happening, happening?
Why do these things keep happening?

BAD LUCK!
Cause it's always happening, happening,
BAD LUCK!
Cause it's always happening, happening,
BAD LUCK!
Cause it's always happening, happening
BAD LUCK!
Cause it's always happening.

{Even longer guitar and drum interlude}

Walking to my house,
My mom gets mad at me,
For not buying the meat sauce,
Why do these things keep happening, happening?
Why do these things keep happening?

Going to my room,
To play some video games,
But my VG system's broken,
Why do these things keep happening, happening?
Why do these things keep happening?

BAD LUCK!
Cause it's always happening, happening,
BAD LUCK!
Cause it's always happening, happening,
BAD LUCK!
Cause it's always happening, happening
BAD LUCK!
Cause it's always happening.

It's always happening, happening.
{simultaneously} Bad luck
It's always happening, happening.
{simultaneously} Bad luck
It's always happening, happening.
{simultaneously} Bad luck
It's always happening, happening.
Bad luck
It's always happening, happening!
Bad luck
IT'S ALWAYS HAPPENING, HAPPENING!
YEAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{Guitar and drums. Soon, the music ends.}

Just Nife Singer: {talking} Why do these things keep happening? Happening?