Other Character Email Gunhaver/Rangeresque
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Summary
The Cheat Commandos show us their production: Rangeresque A: Rangeresque B?
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver/Rangeresque, Flashfight/Fightflash, Reinforcements/Rangeresque B?, Blue Laser/Blue Lasucci, Reynold/Some Loser, Rodgort the Freezinator, Firebert, Foxface/Foxyface, Silent Rip
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Transcript
{We cut to Gunhaver sitting in front of the Delta 1001. On the screen is what was on it from the last email.}
Have you ever thought
of trying thge part for a Dangeresque
Movie? I'd like to see what'd
you'd look like as a Dangeresque
Character and what your name
would be.
Thanks
-Mitchell Smith, Australia
a>Well
GUNHAVER: Oh it is the email and it is the email and it is the email and it is the email and...
{Gunhaver stops to read what's on the computer silently.}
GUNHAVER: Oh! The Delta pre-made an email for me! {typing} Well minus Mitchell, which means you've ostracized him, and he was a good chap, maybe! Anyway, well minus Mitchell, we've never heard of Dangeresque, but we have heard of Rangeresque, since we made it. Anyway, after some hard work and bargaining Blue Laser, we made the masterpiece, which is called Rangeresque 1: Rangeresque B?
{Then we cut to a TV, where after static, we see a handwritten sign:Rangeresque 1: Rangeresque B?while Gunhaver tries to sing the Dangeresque theme song, backwards. Then we cut to Rangeresque wearing orange shades "driving" a Gremlin.}
Rangeresque: Oh, it's, a, thingie that rings so I can talk to people! Oh, I forgot the ring. Ring! Ring!
{Rangeresque puts his hand next to his ear, his hand acting like a phone.}
Rangeresque: You got Rangeresque. Who this is?
Fightflash: {off-screen} Rangeresque, eet's Fightflash, you know, the guy who works weeth you. I need you to come to my office away right, I mean, right away.
Rangeresque: Um, o...kay. I'll... drive my Gremlin to your place.
{Then we cut to an office obviously in the Cheat Commandos Headquarters Playset. Rangeresque meets Fightflash, who wears a turban.}
Fightflash: What took you so long?
Rangeresque: Oh, I had to buy a gun and a drink!
Fightflash: Anyway, meeet your new partner, Rangeresque B?
{Then Rangeresque B (Reinforcements wearing shades) walks to the scene.}
Rangeresque B: The norme's Rangoresque, nice to meet yor.
Rangeresque: What the...
Fightflash: Anyway, heere ees your meesion. Blue Lasucci has taken the soda and hee's going to keenap Foxyface. All right, Rangeresque?
{As he does so, Fightflash holds up a newspaper, which says:We are not copying Dangeresque, and Blue Lasucci is the bad guy.}
Rangeresque and Rangeresque B: All right, sir...
{Gunhaver sings ominous music as both Rangeresques look at each other. Suddenly, they say the following.}
Rangeresque: Blue Lasucci!
Rangeresque B: {simultaneously} Blue Lasorchi!
{Then Rangeresque and Rangeresque B play tennis in a tennis court. After a fierce battle, Rangeresque makes the tennis ball hit Rangeresque B in the face.}
Rangeresque B: Whort is yor morlfunction?
Rangeresque: I don't have a gun! That's what! Also, I like working alone instead of working with you with your accent!
Rangeresque B: Yeah? Well, I know where he is, and he's in... Italy City.
Rangeresque: Italy City, of course!
{Then we cut to a place. There is a sign that says:Italy City, which was written over the real message. Rangeresque and Rangeresque B are looking around. Soon, Some Loser comes with a corn dog.}
Rangeresque: Uh, we have to get that soda through! Let's ask some loser, like that one over there!
Rangeresque B: What do you knor abort Blue Lasorchi?
Some Loser: What? What are you doing? A movie? Because you're pretty bad actors. I'm almost laughing and...
{Then we go to Take 2. We go to the same scene, except Rangeresque is eating the corn dog.}
Rangeresque B: What do you knor abort Blue Lasorchi?
Some Loser: Only that I'm not working for him.
Rangeresque B: Then leave, lorser!
{Some Loser walks away.}
Rangeresque: That loser seems to know a bit about Blue Lasucci.
{Then we cut to Some Loser talking to Blue Lasucci.}
Blue Lasucci: WHAT??? TWO RANGERESQUES? WELL, THEY WON'T DO WELL AGAINST MY WEAPON!
{Then Rangeresque and Rangeresque B come crawling, acting like they're climbing a wall.}
Rangeresque: We made it to the top!
{Both Rangeresques jump up.}
Blue Lasucci: ALL RIGHT, LOOKS LIKE I GET TO USE MY WEAPON SOONER THAN I THOUGHT!
{Then Rodgort the Freezinator appears as a drawing on paper. Firebert is holding up the paper.}
Firebert: {Makes lame Cheat roars}
Rangeresque: Wow. Intimidating.
Rangeresque and Rangeresque B: You take the big guy!
Rangeresque B: Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket fire!
{Rangeresque B shoots a Justic Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket at Firebert, who runs away, dropping the drawing. The rocket blows up another building. Meanwhile, Blue Lasucci runs away.}
Rangeresque: All right, we won!
{Then Fightflash comes.}
Fightflash: Nice work, Rangeresque!
Both Rangeresques: Thanks! Hahahahahaha.
{Then Foxyface comes with a can of soda.}
Foxyface: Mmm, this soda is good. Now I won't be kidnapped.
Both Rangeresques: Oops! Looks like we have to jump!
{So both Rangeresques jump in midair, and then the scene is frozen as the credits roll by. Meanwhile, Gunhaver sings the following song as different scenes of the Cheat Commandos making the movie are shown. The scenes are: Silent Rip waxing the Gremlin, Gunhaver eating the corn dog, Firebert drawing Rodgort on the paper, Firebert buying a can of soda.}
Tonight for right all!
Right all feeling, Corvette a in riding!
Tonight for right all is today!
Tonight for right all is today!
Right all feeling, Corvette a in riding!
Tonight for right all is today!
{Then we go back to the frozen shot of both Rangeresques jumping in midair. Then the Paper comes down, saying: Click here to email Gunhaver at gunhaver@homestarrunner.com.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on both Rangeresques jumping in mid air to see the backwards version of the movie.
Fun Facts
- The Delta 1001's screen was left that was from the last email due to the events of that email episode.
- Rangeresque 1: Rangeresque B? is parodying Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque Too?
- If you notice, this movie is simpler than the original version.
- The song Gunhaver sings at the end is the backwards version of the song: All right for Tonight from dangeresque 3.
- Rodgort the Freezinator is from a deleted scene from Black Laser.
See Also
The inverted version of Rangeresque 1: Rangeresque B?
Rodgort's picture: [1]
