Other Character Email Gunhaver/Rangeresque inverted

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Summary

Rangeresque 1: Rangeresque B?, backwards!

Cast (in order of appearance): Firebert, Rodgort the Freezinator, Silent Rip, Gunhaver/Rangeresque, Flashfight/Fightflash, Foxface/Foxyface, Reinforcements/Rangeresque B?, Blue Laser/Blue Lasucci, Reynold/Some Loser

Transcript

{Different scenes are shown, showing the making of the movie, only the order of each scene is backwards. Then Gunhaver begins singing the song.}

Yadot si lla thgir rof thginot!
Gnidir ni a Ettevroc, gnileef lla thgir!
Yadot si lla thgir rof thginot!

Yadot si lla thgir rof thignot!
Gnidir ni a Ettevroc, gnileef lla thgir!
Lla thgir rof thginot!

{Then we cut to Rangeresque and Rangeresque B in midair in their jump with Fightflash and Foxyface with the soda in the same scene. Then both Rangeresques land from their jump.}

Both Rangeresques: Pmuj ot evah ew ekil skool! Spoo!

Foxyface: Deppandik eb t'now I won. Doog si ados siht, Mmm.

{Foxface walks away with the soda, backwards.}

Both Rangeresques: Ahahahahah. Sknaht!

Fightflash: Euqseregnar, krow ecin!

{Fightflash walks away backwards.}

Rangeresque: Now ew, thgir lla!

{Blue Lasucci runs backwards back to the scene. A Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket flies backwards back into Rangeresque B's JRBRR. Then Firebert runs backwards back to the scene and picks up the drawing of Rodgort.}

Rangeresque B: Erif Tekcor Tekcor Kcapkcab Tekcor Ecitsuj!

Rangeresque and Rangeresque B: Yug gib eht ekat uoy!

Firebert: {Backwards lame Cheat roars}

{Firebert walks away, backwards, with the drawing.}

Blue Lasucci: THGUOHT I NAHT RENOOS NOPAEW YM ESU OT TEG I EKIL SKOOL, THGIR LLA!

{Then both Rangeresques crawl backwards away from the scene, acting like they're climbing down a wall.}

Blue Lasucci: NOPAEW YM TSNIAGA LLEW OD T'WON YEHT, LLEW! SEUQSEREGNAR OWT? TAHW???

{Some Loser talks to Blue Lasucci, backwards.}

{Then we cut to Rangeresque and Rangeresque B. Rangeresque is holding a corn dog (he won't spit it out). They are next to the Italy City sign.}

Rangeresque: Iccusal Elub tuoba tib a wonk ot smees resol taht.

{Some Loser walks to the scene, backwards.}

Rangeresque B: Resrol, evael neht!

Some Loser: Mih rof gnikrow ton m'I taht ylno.

Rangeresque B: Ihcrosal Eulb tuoba ronk uoy od tahw?

{Then we go to Take 1 to the same scene, where Some Loser has the corn dog.}

Some Loser: ...dna gnihgual tsomla m'I. Srorca dab ytterp er'uoy esuaceb. Eivom a? Gniod uoy era tahw? Tahw?

Rangeresque B: Ihcrosal Elub tuoba ronk uoy od tahw?

{Some Loser begins to walk away backwards.}

Rangeresque: Ereht revo eno taht ekil, resol emos ksa s'tel. Hguorht ados taht teg ot evah ew, hu.

{Then we cut back to the tennis court with both Rangeresques.}

Rangeresque: Esruoc fo, Ytic Ylati!

Rangeresque B: Ytic Ylati... ni s'eh dna, si eh erehw tuoba I, llew. Haey?

Rangeresque: Tnecca ruoy htiw uoy htiw gnikrog fo daetsni enola gnikrog ekil I, osla! Tahw s'taht! Nug a evah t'nod I!

Rangeresque B: Noitcnuflrom roy si trohw?

{A ball controlled by a string hits Rangeresque B's face. Then the ball goes back to Rangeresque as they have a tennis match before Rangeresque does the backward action of serving it, inverting the tennis match.}

{Then we cut back to the office with both Rangeresques and Fightflash.}

Rangeresque: Iccusal Eulb!

Rangeresque B: {simultaneously} Ihcrosal Elub!

{Then both Rangeresques look at each other before looking away from each other. Then Gunhaver sings the inverted version of his ominous music.}

Both Rangeresques: ...ris, thgir lla.

{Fightflash holds up the newspaper (the same one). Then he puts it away while talking.}

Fightflash: Euqseregnar, thgir lla? Ecafyxof pandeek ot going s'eeh dna ados eht naket sah Iccusal Eulb. Noiseem ruoy see ereeh, yawyna.

Rangeresque: ...eht tahw?

Rangeresque B: Roy teem ot ecin, Euqsoregnar s'emron eht.

{Rangeresque B walks away backwards.}

Fightflash: B Euqseregnar, rentrap wen ruoy teeem, yawyna?

Rangeresque: Knird a dna nug a yub ot dah I, ho!

Fightflash: Gnol os uoy koot tahw?

{Then we cut back to Rangeresque in the Gremlin, acting out the phone scene.}

Rangeresque: Ecalp ruoy ot Nilmerg ym evird... Ll'i. Yak... o, mu.

Fightflash: {off-screen} Away right, mean I, right away office my to come to you need I. You weeth works who guy the, know you, Fightflash eet's, Rangeresque.

Rangeresque: Is this who? Rangeresque got you.

{Rangeresque puts his hand away, backwards. Then he begins to act like driving, backwards.}

Rangeresque: Ring! Ring! Ring the forgot I, oh. People to talk can I so rings that thingie, a, it's, oh.

{Then Rangeresque continues driving, backwards. Then Gunhaver sings the Dangeresque song. Then the title card is shown before there's static.}

Fun Facts

• This was inspired by a comedic play I saw called "The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged)", where in the end, the actors played Hamlet backwards.