Other Character Email Gunhaver/Black Laser
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Summary
The three-part special of Gunhaver email. In this part, Gunhaver gets an email, but he gets a more important telegram from Black Laser. He, with Crakotage, Fightgar, Reynold, and Frostbite, must go to Mt. Neverest to confront Black Laser, where they confront something else from Gunhaver's past (I'll spoil it to you, since you can easily find out. It's the Orange 02, only it isn't). You can say it is the prequel to Cheat Commandos to the Max.
Cast (in order of appearance): All Cheat Commandos (including Ser-g-geant Marshie), Delta 1001, Orange '02, Arrowhaver, Wedginator, Shim-Sham-Sam (voice), Mail Cheat, Black Laser and Frostbite (you need to find them first)
Lines: 371
Transcript
{The opening sequence for episode 25 (special 1) for Bonus Stage begins playing. In place of the first advertisement for Keentoons, the following is said.}
Shim-Sham-Sam presents:
{And in place of the Couch Slave Productions, this is said.}
A Gunhaver Email Special
{Then the opening commences like it does for Bonus Stage Episode 25. In place of Joel is Gunhaver. In place of Phil is the Reynold. In place of Elly is Foxface. In place of Rya is the Delta 1001. Then the rest of the Cheat Commandos replace the minor characters that appear in the opening. Then in place of outside Phil's house, all characters are outside the Cheat Commandos HQ. Then the opening song stops playing as the title is shown.}
Gunhaver Email 25, a.k.a. Email Special 1, a.k.a. The Black Menace
SHIM-SHAM-SAM: {off-screen} Oh man! I'm watching too much Bonus Stage! Oh well.
{Then we go to Gunhaver in front of the Delta 1001. He types in:gunhaver_email.exeto make the following email pop up.}
GUNHAVER: I got the email once! I got the email twice! And now I'm going to get more than thrice!
{Then Gunhaver reads the email.}
Have you ever thought
of trying thge part for a Dangeresque
Movie? I'd like to see what'd
you'd look like as a Dangeresque
Character and what your name
would be.
Thanks,
-Mitchell Smith, Australia
GUNHAVER: {reading} Have you ever thought of trying the guh part for a Dangeresque Movie? {stops reading} Where is the Dear Gunhaver, or Hello Gunhaver, or the Yo, What's Up I always want to hear in an email? {continues reading} I'd like to see what'd you'd... what would you would... anyway, look like as a Dangeresque Character and what your name would be. Thanks, minus Mitchell Smith, Australia. {typing} Well...
{Then we cut to the full-view of the computer room, where Fightgar is next to Gunhaver, holding a piece of paper.}
FIGHTGAR: Gunhaver! I have a singing telegram for you!
GUNHAVER: Oh wow! I love singing telegrams! But are you going to sing it?
FIGHTGAR: Nah, but I, er... shot the mail Cheat.
GUNHAVER: You WHAT???
FIGHTGAR: Nah, I just made him fall in the trap hole.
{Then we cut to outside the Cheat Commandos HQ, where we see a hole.}
MAIL CHEAT: {from hole} This is not the best day of my life!
{Then we go back to the computer room, where Gunhaver is reading the telegram.}
Dear Gunhaver STOP,
I am Black Laser, father of Blue Laser, the one Flashfight told you
about in a story, where he said he defeated me in a fight years ago
STOP. Guess what, I'm still alive STOP. I want my revenge STOP. In
order to do that, I want you to go to Mt. Neverest STOP. I'll
be expecting you, but you should know that your impending doom
is coming STOP.
Your enemy's father,
Black Laser STOP
GUNHAVER: Well, I guess we can get started then. I always thought Black Laser met his maker, or bought the barn, kicked the bucket, gave up his ghost, and et cetera.
FIGHTGAR: Yeah. Me too.
{Then we go to a grey room where most of the Cheat Commandos vehicles are located. Gunhaver, Crakotage, Fightgar, and Reynold are walking past various vehicles, like the Action Figure Storage Truck and the Commando Pogo Stick Vehicle (out of order).}
GUNHAVER: So we need a plane that's capable of flying to Mt. Neverest, so we should not use your regular plane. You got a plane that can fly us to that mountain.
REYNOLD: Uh, may I add that...
GUNHAVER: No.
Crakotage: Never fear, the plane's right here! He-he-hah-hah!
{Crakotage points to a Solvalou from Xevious.}
REYNOLD: It's terrib...
GUNHAVER: Perfect!
REYNOLD: Wait, why am I coming with you?
GUNHAVER: So you can be our scout so if you get hurt, we can know and flee.
REYNOLD: I'm not going! It's not fair!
GUNHAVER: Neither is me showing people the pictures of your mom and her boyfriend.
REYNOLD: {hurt} You said you'd keep that a secret!
{Then we cut to a Xevoius level, where the Solvalou is flying over a field. Then it gets shot down by a bunch of enemy aircrafts. Then we cut to the ruined Solvalou, where the Cheat Commandos exit.}
GUNHAVER: Well, I guess we should continue this on foot.
REYNOLD: Maybe we should use another plane, for we crashed...
{Then we zoom out to reveal the Solvalou crashed in front of the Cheat Commandos HQ (and the trap hole).}
REYNOLD: ... right in front of our headquarters!!!
GUNHAVER: Which is why we should go now!
{Then the theme song for the "In Search of The Yello Dello" plays as we cut to a map, where a dotted line goes from Cheat Place and towards Mt. Neverest.}
ANNOUNCER: {voiceover} And so, they traveled many miles! They also encountered many dangers!
{Then we cut to the Atari version of Frogger, where the Atari versions of Gunhaver, Fightgar, and Crakotage are in the log while Reynold is crossing the street, when he gets hit by a truck.}
ANNOUNCER: {voiceover} Until at last they reached their destination!
{Then we cut to the foot of Mt. Neverest, where the four Cheats are standing.}
GUNHAVER: All right Reynold, go!
{Then we go to a mountain trail where Reynold is walking. Then he approaches a door that says "Door to Elevator".}
REYNOLD: What is an elevator doing in a mountain? Oh well.
{Reynold goes in the door. After a few seconds, we hear this.}
REYNOLD: {off-screen} AHHHHHHHHH!!! That was a happy ahh by the way. Can it be? An inside-mountain spa-resort!
{Then we cut to the foot of the mountain, where Gunhaver, Fightgar, and Crakotage are talking to Frostbite.}
GUNHAVER: Uh-oh! Spaghettios! Reynold is in trouble! We have to go to Black Laser now!
FROSTBITE: Well then, I'll lead the way, for I'm an Arctic.
FIGHTGAR: But you've never climbed mountains!
FROSTBITE: Meh, no difference.
{Then they arrive in front of a door that says "Entrance to Black Laser's Lair". A caption appears, saying, "And they ignored the door to the elevator".}
GUNHAVER: All right. Fightgar, go in disguise and do some undercover work!
FIGHTGAR: But there's nothing to disguise into! Black Laser has no henchmen!
GUNHAVER: I don't know. Dress as a rat.
{Then we cut to the interior of Black Laser's lair, which is basically a cave. Fightgar dressed as a rat scuttles from the left and then to the right.}
BLACK LASER: {off-screen} AHH!!! A rat!!!
{Then a kicking sound is heard as we hear Fightgar screaming. We also hear some crashing. Then Gunhaver, Crakotage, and Frostbite enter.}
GUNHAVER: All right, Black Laser, what do you want?
{Then Black Laser walks to the scene.}
BLACK LASER: Funny enough, I don't want world domination. I want... REVENGE!!!
GUNHAVER: ...okay.
BLACK LASER: Let's get this over with. Drone! Get over here!
{Then the Orange '02 (with the face, legs, and arms) walks to the scene as Black Laser walks away.}
GUNHAVER: ORANGE! I thought... you... were... the one who kicked the bucket! That's why I sold you!
ORANGE 02: Well, guess what? I wasn't completely deceased. I was 1% living when Black Laser used his machinery to revive me, but not fix me to my regular form, {to Crakotage} thanks to you!
Crakotage: Don't live in the past, or you'll explode fast! He-he-hah-hah!
ORANGE 02: DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT COMPUTER DESTRUCTION!!!
{Then Orange 02 slaps Crackotage, sending him flying away to Jamaica.}
FROSTBITE: Now that was cool!
ORANGE 02: {to Frostbite} I don't know who you are, but I want to hurt you! {to Gunhaver} But as for you, I seriously want to hurt you!
DELTA 1001: {off-screen} Not so fast, Orange 02!
{Then the Delta 1001 (with the face, arms, and legs) walks to the scene.}
DELTA 1001: Why won't you pick on someone your own size?
ORANGE 02: Because nobody else here is my size! So, you want to fight, eh? Well, I'll give you a fight you'll never forget!
DELTA 1001: Yeah? Well, I'm more advanced than you! An average Delta is years ahead of an Orange 22.
ORANGE 02: Yeah? Well, I'm bigger!
DELTA 1001: Yeah? Well, I'm stronger!
ORANGE 02: No you aren't!
DELTA 1001: Then we'll fight!
ORANGE 02: Right!
{Then we cut to Gunhaver and Frostbite, who are watching the two computers fight. We hear punching noises.}
FROSTBITE: Well, this is certainly the coolest thing ever: the Orange versus the Delta.
GUNHAVER: Yeah, but too bad I didn't bring my video camera. Oh well, at least we've got front row seats.
FROSTBITE: I hope the fight lasts forever and...
{Then Delta 1001 lands on the ground next to Gunhaver and Frostbite, with the messageFLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
on its screen.}
GUNHAVER: So I can still check my emails, so that's good.
{Then the Orange 02 comes.}
ORANGE 02: Now, I can actually hurt you!
GUNHAVER AND FROSTBITE: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
{Then we cut to a black screen, where the words "TO BE CONTINUED" are on the screen.}
Click here to read Part 2.
Fun Facts
- This is the first email to be made up of more than one part.
- This will make this email the longest Gunhaver email up to date.
- The special for the 25th email is based on Bonus Stage, where there are specials for every 25 episodes.
- Which is why there's the parody of the Bonus Stage opening for Episode 25.
- The title is parodying the title for the first Star Wars movie, The Phantom Menace.
- The Solvalou is from the Atari game, Xevious.
- The adventure sequence is based on In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD.
- The game sequence where Reynold gets hit by a car is based on the Atari game, Frogger.
- Mt. Neverest is from Wedginator.
- In fact, Gunhaver, Silent Rip, and Crakotage flew in the Cheat Commandos regular plane past Mt. Neverest (high elevation) several times in the aforementioned email.
- Fightgar disguising as a rat is based on Shopping for Danger, where he dresses up as an old lady.
- Orange 02's loathe for Crakotage is based on Magic, where Crakotage's free-flying destroys the Orange 02 for the first time.
- The reason why Crakotage is slapped into Jamaica is because he has a Jamaican accent.
- The Delta's Flagrant Error (and Gunhaver saying he can still check his emails) is based on 50 emails, where the Compy 386 gets a Flagrant Error, but still worked later on.
- Reynold's reaction to the spa-resort is based on a Foxtrot comic strip, where Roger Fox reacts almost the same way to his new birthday present, a new golf club.
- Gunhaver saying "Uh-oh, Spaghettios!" is the ad campaign for Campbell's Spaghettios.
- The email used for this email special won't be answered, but it will be in email 26.
- The pogo stick is a refrence to Sakugarne, the partner of Quint, a Megaman from the future.
See Also
- Frostbite picture:
- Black Laser picture:
- Orange 02 and Delta 1001 (alive) picture:
- The 25th episode Bonus Stage opening:
The Opening NOTICE ABOUT THE THIRD LINK: (You can watch the whole episode, but this is the 2nd longest Bonus Stage episode, and if you watch this without watching a single Bonus Stage episode, you'll be confused)
