Other Character Email Gunhaver/Comic
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Summary
Gunhaver uses his drawing skills to give birth to the Teen Cheat Squad.
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Greaser, Jocko, That Nerd, Tubby, The Cheat with the Huge Fist, Trogdor, Strong Sad (Easter egg), Homestar Runner (Easter egg), Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One
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Transcript
{Cut to Gunhaver in front of the Delta 1001. He types ingunhaver_email.exe.}
GUNHAVER: {rapping} You've got the email with the jararararaj I've got the email!
{Then Gunhaver presses enter to make the following email pop up. He reads it with no difficulty.}
Dear Gunhaver,
What would it look like if
you were in a Teen Girl
Sqaud Comic? Why don't you
ask Strong Bad to put the
Cheat Commandos in the next
Issue.
-Mitchell Smith
GUNHAVER: {typing} Hey Mitchell, but what happened to your Australia salutation? That's the only reason why I enjoy answering your emails! Anyway, well, I should do what you asked me to do, but I don't want to go through all the trouble of traveling to visit Strong Bad. Plus, I can draw my own comic! Yeah. And here it is.
{Then we see Gunhaver using a pencil to draw on a piece of paper on a desk.}
Click here to actually see the following comic
{Then we cut to the piece of paper. On it are the large words that say "Teen Cheat Squad! By Gunhaver."}
NARRATOR GUNHAVER: Teen Cheat Squad!
{Then we see Greaser with the word "Tuff" by him.}
NARRATOR GUNHAVER: Greaser!
{Then we see Jocko with the words "So Average!" by him.}
NARRATOR GUNHAVER: Jocko!
{Then we see That Nerd with the words "School's Boyfriend" by him.}
NARRATOR GUNHAVER: That Nerd!
{Then we see Tubby with the words "That fat slob" by him.}
NARRATOR GUNHAVER: Tubby!
{Then we cut to a field (on the piece of paper) with Greaser, Jocko, That Nerd, and Tubby.}
GREASER: {word bubble} Look guys, let's show the others how cool we are.
That Nerd and Tubby: {word bubble} Okay!!!!
JOCKO: {word bubble} But...
{Suddenly, we see The Cheat with the Huge Fist smashing Jocko with his fist.}
NARRATOR GUNHAVER: SMASHED!!!!!!!
{Then we see Trogdor on the left side of the screen, burninating That Nerd.}
NARRATOR GUNHAVER: Burninated!!!!!!!!!!!
{Then we see a finger pointing at food crossed out. Tubby looks very distressed.}
NARRATOR GUNHAVER: To be STARVE'D!!!!!!
{Then we cut to Greaser standing by the tombstones of Jocko, That Nerd, and Tubby. After standing there, he finally speaks.}
GREASER: {word bubble} Okay, let's not.
{Then we cut to the words shouted by Gunhaver.}
NARRATOR GUNHAVER: IT'S OVER!
{Then we cut back to Gunhaver in front of the Delta 1001.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} All right, so it wasn't that good or funny as Strong Bad's majestic comics. Maybe I should ask him to put me in a Teen Girl Squad. 'Scuse me.
{Then we see Gunhaver leaving the room. Then we cut to the Teen Girl Squad comic.}
Narrator Strong Bad: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! {we see Cheerleader with the words "Fashion model, here I come!"} So and So! {we see So and So with the words "Some good college, here I come!"} What's Her Face! {we see What's Her Face with the words "A life of misery, here I am!"} The Ugly One! {we see The Ugly One with the words "I’m miles away from my fashion model dream"} And Gunhaver! {we see the drawn version of Gunhaver}
{Then we cut to a field with Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One.}
Cheerleader: Tonight's a Friday night, and I have no one to make out with!
So and So: I know. If only if it were a school night.
Cheerleader: I just wish your nerdishness would leave forever.
{Just then, a large book falls on So and So, crushing her.}
Narrator Strong Bad: INFINITE EDUCATION'D!
{Then Gunhaver comes.}
GUNHAVER: Oh, hey Teen Girl Squad minus that nerd.
So and So: {from under book} Aw!
Cheerleader: Gunhaver, you are the so good guy I've always wanted tonight. Will you make out with me?
GUNHAVER: Uh, I already have a girlfriend.
{Then Cheerleader gets sucked into a vortex.}
Narrator Strong Bad: INDIRECTLY REJECTED!
Cheerleader: Ow! My plans for a romantic Friday night!
GUNHAVER: What happened to her?
The Ugly One: Oh, that's just her being so depressed.
GUNHAVER: And you're so ugly.
{Then a large Cheat hand flicks The Ugly One away.}
Narrator Strong Bad: INSULTED TO THE FLICKING HOOD'D!
The Ugly One: {off-screen} Ow! My remaining sense of humanity!
What's Her Face: Uh, I don't want to be acquainted with you ever!
{Just then, lightning strikes What's Her Face.}
Narrator Strong Bad: THAT'S JUST FINE'D!
GUNHAVER: Well, I guess I killed all of the girls. I'm leaving.
{Then we see Gunhaver being driven away in a limousine driving over the graves of Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One. Then we cut to the It's Over! screen.}
Narrator Strong Bad: It's over!
{Then the Paper comes down, saying Click here to email Gunhaver at gunhaver@homestarrunner.com.}
Easter Eggs
- While Gunhaver is typing, click on majestic comics to see a comic strip of a majestic Strong Bad beaming over Strong Sad and Homestar being beaten up by mini-Strong Bads.
- Click on the O in Over to see this:
{We see the dead TGS members and the three killed members of the Teen Cheat Squad standing on a cloud (probably in Heaven).}
Cheerleader: Aw, they look so cute!
The Three TCS Members: Aw, thanks.
What's Her Face: Except for that fat one.
TUBBY: Aw.
{Suddenly, a finger is pointed at Tubby from above.}
Narrator Strong Bad: INSULTED BY A LOSER'D!
{Just then, the finger (and the rest of the fist) falls onto the seven dead people.}
Narrator Strong Bad: OOPS! KILLED IN HEAVEN...'D!
Fun Facts
- Gunhaver talking about Mitchell and Australia is referencing to the other times mitchell00 emailed Gunhaver while adding in his salutation after his name Australia.
- The name Greaser and the word used to describe him (tuff) are slang words from The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton.
- This is the second instance where Gunhaver appears in a TGS comic strip (he appeared in the Easter Egg of HRWiki:Teen Girl Squad Issue 7).
- This is the second email where there's a type of animation used in a Gunhaver email (the first one was in Unused emails).
