Other Character Email Gunhaver/Credit card
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Summary
Gunhaver gets an email from "Bob", telling him that his old credit card expired and he needs to send some information of his old and new credit card so the change can be made. Gunhaver is too smart for this, and decides to attack Bob Street. Blue Laser gets ready to crush the Cheat Commandos, or does he?
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Silent Rip, Firebert, Ripberger, Fightgar, Crackotage, Police Cheats, Blue Laser Commander, Blue Laser minion
Lines: 57
Transcript
{Gunhaver is checking his email on the fixed-up Orange 02. He types in run "gunhaver email".}
GUNHAVER: Oh, it's time for an old classic, and it, might be, ROCK, ROCK ON! I don't know why I did that. Onto the email!
{The following email pops up as Gunhaver reads it.}
Dear Mr. Gunhaver
We regret to inform you that your credit card
has expired. To keep your account, we will need
you to send your old credit card number and
expiration date, as well as a new one so we can
make the change. We promise we are real and
not just trying to steal your money so we can
crush you.
Bob, and some other people
who aren't Blue Laser
GUNHAVER: Whoa! I never thought Ol' Credy has kicked the bucket. I guess I oughta get Ol' Credy.
{Gunhaver looks into his pockets, but then commences typing with an angry look on his face.}
GUNHAVER: Wait! You are scam artists in the organization named Blue Laser! I don't have a credit card!
{Gunhaver stops typing as we cut to a view of the whole computer screen.}
GUNHAVER: (shouting) CHEAT COMMANDOS! NO DISRUPTING BLUE LASER'S DAY TODAY! WE'RE GOING TO... SILENT RIP, COME OVER HERE!
{Silent Rip comes.}
GUNHAVER: Do you know anything about Bob?
SILENT RIP: Well, when you sent me on an errand to get gunpowder, I went to this gun store on Bob Street.
GUNHAVER: Okay, then we'll attack Bob Street.
{Cut to Bob Street, which is a street with buildings and a gas station. The Cheat Commandos (minus Reynold, Flashfight, and Reinforcements) arrive in a tank, the Action Figure Storage Vehicle, and a helicopter they used only once.}
GUNHAVER: All right! Let's get ridiculous! Let's rock, rock on!
{Firebert in front of a TNT detonator pushes down the plunger, blowing up the deserted gas station as well as nearby buildings.}
{Then the helicopter with Crackotage and Silent Rip flies insanely around the street, shooting at the buildings and the buildings' windows.}
{Gunhaver and Fightgar are shooting their guns at random stuff. While reloading, the plants that they shot down from buildings fall to the street with the pots breaking. In the background, Ripberger is running madly around with a sword, slicing trees or any plants in half.}
{Cut to Silent Rip setting fire to a gun store, blowing it up because of the gunpowder, causing several bullets to be fired around, missing Silent Rip miraculously.}
{Soon, Bob Street is destroyed as all buildings are blown apart (all people who work/live here ran away.)}
GUNHAVER: All right, Cheat Commandos! We've won the battle and the war! And some stuff.
{Fightgar comes with a brown wallet.}
FIGHTGAR: I think I found your wallet.
{Fightgar gives the wallet to Gunhaver.}
GUNHAVER: All right! My wallet! {opens wallet and picks something out from the wallet} And my credit card! This is the best day of my life! Not even Bob... Oh crap, I did some bad stuff. LET'S RUN!!!
{The Cheat Commandos flee just as the police Cheat (three Cheats with police hats) come. They look around the ruined Bob Street.}
One police Cheat: What happened to the Dippin' Donuts?
{Cut back to the computer room with Gunhaver typing.}
GUNHAVER: Well Bob, it turns out I misunderstood you. I'll send you my credit card information.
{Cut to the computer room in the Blue Laser headquarters with Blue Laser Commander and two of his minions.}
BLUE LASER MINION: We got Gunhaver's credit card information.
BLUE LASER COMMANDER: TERRIFIC! WE'LL GET ON WITH CRUSHING THE CHEAT COMMANDOS!!!
{Blue Laser Commander goes to the supercomputer and goes to th_coolest_stuff_ever.com and clicks on purchase for a Cheat Commando Crusher and he gets this reply.}
Sorry, turns out the credit card did expire. So, FOIL'D!
BLUE LASER COMMANDER: DRAT AND DOUBLE DRAT! WE'VE BEEN FOILED AGAIN!
{The Paper comes down, saying: Click here to email Gunhaver at gunhaver@homestarrunner.com.}
BLUE LASER COMMANDER: GET LOST, YOU THING!
{The Paper goes down a little more, revealing the words: I don't want to, Blue Laser.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the supercomputer to go to [th_coolest_stuff_ever.com].
Fun Facts
- The email is a reference to the Strong Bad email credit card.
- The blowing up the gas station and setting fire to the gun shop is a reference to the movie Rambo.
- Dippin' Donuts is a parody of the chain doughnut shop Dunkin Donuts.
- DRAT AND DOUBLE DRAT is from an Easter egg in the Strong Bad Email radio.
- th_coolest_stuff_ever.com is from the Strong Bad email credit card.
- The Spaced Invaders game in the Easter egg (if you can find it, and I dare you) is based on the real Space Invaders game.
- FOIL'D is a way some hazard would be named in the Teen Girl Squad issues.
