Other Character Email 1-Up/trogday
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TROGDAY 20X6!
Trogday is finnaly celebrated once again in the year 20X6.
Cast (in order of apppereance): Stinkoman, The Chibilichi, Bendor, 1-Up, Trogador, Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Trogdor, Old-Timey Strong bad, Old-Timey Trogdor (sorta)
Transcript
{The words "1 years ago..." appear on the screen. Flash back to the email "Dragon" with Stinkoman on his The WinMacXPO computer}
STINKOMAN: Let me get that picture of a dragon out of my archive. CHIBLICHI!
{The Chibilichi walks onscreen gets a piece of paper out of a stack of papers piled up on the edge of the computer desk. Cuts to Bendor the dragon on the peice of paper}
STINKOMAN: {voivce over} Ahh, here we go. Now, I'm not sure about the song. Its too cool to be shown. Anyway, I busted my back doing that picture, you're lucky I did anything. But we're still friends. Don't worry about that, tinky winky.
{Cuts to 1-Up standing next to Stinkoman who is still checking his email}
1-UP: Um, what about Trogador? Diddn't you already know that there was a 20X6 Trogdor.
STINKOMAN: Waaaaaaaaah! Trogador!
{Stinkoman runs off. Cut to a montage featuring various pieces of Bendor-related fanstuff as Stinkoman sings the Trogador song}
STINKOMAN: {screaming} BENDOR!!!! BENDOR!!!! {singing} Bendor was a robot! I mean, he was a futurama robot! Er, maybe he was just a robotic dragon. Um... But he was still BENDOR!!!! BENDOR!!!! Burninating the cityside! Burninating the cyborgs! Burninating all the robots! In their tin roof HOUSES!!! TIN ROOF HOUSES!! And the Bendor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!
{Cuts back to Stinkoman at the The WinMacXPO}
STINKOMAN: {sighs} My birthday was last week, but Trogador is making my Bendor dragon a forgotten dragon. Nobody remembers my email show. I'm going to challenge Trogador!
{Stinkoman walks out of his house and yells at Trogador who is at the other side of the town. Stinkoman puts on his birthday hat}
STINKOMAN: Hey! My birthday was last week! I don't see anyone making any Stinkoman-shaped pancakes!
{A distant thump shakes the screen}
STINKOMAN: Huh?
{Another thump shakes the screen}
STINKOMAN: Hunh?
{Another thump occurs}
STINKOMAN: Wha?
{Cut to a section of the ground. Trogador's two massive, red, clawed legs come into view}
STINKOMAN: What is that?
{The camera pulls back to reveal Trogador standing in front of Stinkoman. He flexes his beefy arm once}
STINKOMAN: Waaaaaaaaah! Trogador!
{The camera focuses on Trogador's face, the background turns purple and action lines appear}
TROGADOR: ROAR!
{Cut to Stinkoman being pursued by Trogador}
STINKOMAN: Is this your crazy, mixed-up way of asking me for some type of birthday challenge?!
TROGADOR: {roars a little louder}
{Stinkoman slams into the front door of his house and Trogador flies over the Stinkoman HQ}
STINKOMAN: Ow.
{Cuts to Strong Bad standing with Homestar Runner at the stick}
STRONG BAD: Hey, Homestar. I dare you to steal Marzipan's stuff and give it to me.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: No thanks. That bwoomstick told me to stop taking doors from you.
STRONG BAD: Hey, Trogdor. Get over here!
{Trogdar's giant head comes down from the top of the screen and Strong bad jumps on to his head and sits on his neck}
STRONG BAD: Get him!
{Strong Bad and Trogdor starts chasing Homestar Runner}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aaaaaaah! I should've asked the italian space program!
{Trogdar uses his beefy arm to grab Strong Bad and throw him towards Homestar Runner}
STRONG BAD: Aaaaaaagh! My own creation betrayed me! I'll get-
{Strong Bad falls on top of Homestar Runner and Trogdor squishes them both}
TROGDOR: {roars}
{Cuts back to Stinkoman in the 20X6 field}
STINKOMAN: I'm just glad that Strong Bad survived Trogdor's wrath just like how I survived Trogador's wrath.
{Cuts to Old-Timey Strong Bad with the Homestar Runner}
OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: You know that Trog-
STINKOMAN: {voice only} No, no, no, no, no! No more flashbacks!
{Cuts back to 1-Up and Stinkoman talking}
1-UP: Trogador is a better dragon!
STINKOMAN: Bendor is a better dragon!
1-UP: Bendor is just a Futurama rip-off!
STINKOMAN: {waving arms} PARODY! It's a parody!
1-UP: Whatever. You totaly copied Strong Bad with that dragon drawing.
STINKOMAN: I'm his robot creation, what do you expect? Great minds think alike.
1-UP: Trogador is still better!
STINKOMAN: Hey! When I made Bendor, I had no idea that Trogador would be put on to the Homestar Runner website!
1-UP: Homestar has a website?!
{Fade to black}
Fun Facts
- This email is obviously based sometime before the apocalypse started, because Stinkoman is in existance, when he isn't in 1-Up email 108.
- Bendor is a Futurama parody that was created in the Stinkoman email known as "Dragon" which was made a year ago.
- I had a chat to Futuramaooy, the creator of Stinkoman emails, he explained that when he created Bendor, he had no idea that Trogador would even be put on the site.
- The fight that 1-Up and Stinkoman had is similar to the chat me and the creator of Stinkoman emails had.
- Strong Bad being chased by Trogdor is a reference to Stinkoman being chased by Trogador.
- Old-Timey Strong Bad saying "Trog-" is a reference to how Trogdor's other counterparts all start with "Trog-"
- The quote "Homestar has a website?!" is from the Strong Bad email known as "website."
- This is a parody to Trogday that was released a few days before this email.
- The beggining part is from the Stinkoman email, "Dragon." Credit given to Futuramaooy for that.
- The second part of this email was taken straight out of "Trogday" which is a great Holiday toon on the site. If you haven't seen it, check it out now.
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