Other Character Email 1-Up/gaurdian
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1-UP EMAIL 101!
Delta, Beta, Omega, Alpha and Yuta all check one email from 1-Up's inbox while 1-Up cries over his lost powers.
Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Stinkoman, Delta, Beta, Omega, Alpha, Yuta, Ungurait Pharoah, Marzichan
Transcript
{Cuts to 1-Up sittting on the couch. Stinkoman walks onscreen and sits on the couch too}
STINKOMAN: Hey, 1-Up. I just wanted to tell you that I am no longer letting you on my computer. Is that okay with you?
1-UP: Okay. Whatever.
STINKOMAN: I bet you're still sad about losing your chosen powers. But, it was your choice in the first place.
1-UP: Okay. Whatever.
STINKOMAN: Are you asking for an ignoring chalenge?
1-UP: Okay. Whatever.
STINKOMAN: You're ignoring me! Your're boring! I'm leaving, man!
{Stinkoaman leaves}
1-UP: Okay. Whatever.
{Cuts to Delta, Beta, Omega, Alpha and Yuta}
DELTA: Well, we are indeed in the year 20X6 on the exact day that 1-Up lost his powers.
ALPHA: I wonder when the Ungurait Pharaoh is coming back with some information on 1-Up.
OMEGA: I don't really care about 1-Up. I just want to challenge Stinkoman to a fight and fight out who the real guy is.
YUTA: We hypnotised the Ungurait Pharoah days ago, but he acts as if he has been under outr service for ages.
BETA: I am glad that we have the abilaty to change a person's position or personality.
OMEGA: Exactly.
DELTA: It's kind oof like how a wiki user can edit anything at the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki.
ALPHA: Doesn't that break the fourth wall, Delta?
DELTA: Who cares We have the abilaty to do anything. We are like author characters. In our time, we have the technology to break the fourth wall and change characters, backgrounds and the adventure all together.
ALPHA: Why don't we just make ourselves the ruler of 20X6 using this technology straight away? Then we won't have to go through a bunch of stupid missions and fights.
DELTA: Because our technology doesn't quite work yet. Why do you think we're getting information on the challenge trio?
YUTA: 1-Up, Stinkoman and Pan Pan?
BETA: Exactly.
{The Ungurait Pharoah walks onscreen}
OMEGA: Aaaaahh. The Ungurait Pharoah has returned.
ALPHA: What information do you bring us, Pharoah?
UNGURAIT PHAROAH: I could only get access to 1-Up's email inbox, but that is all the information I could get on 20X6.
OMEGA: Why won't you give us anymore information?
UNGURAIT PHAROAH: Look. I'm not from 20X6 for the last time. I am from the year 19X1. I have been asleep for years. Except for when I woke up in 2005, but then I went to sleeo again.
ALPHA: Sleeping while trying to take over the world? Even I'm not that stupid.
UNGURAIT PHAROAH: Shut up. It was those stupid Unguraits. They set me away for years.
OMEGA: Unguraits, eh? How are they on your side now?
UNGURAIT PHAROAH: You hypnotised them. Remember? Exactly like you hypnotised me.
YUTA: So, Should we check an email from 1-Up's inbox?
BETA: Yes. We should.
{A hovering computer floats over to Yuta}
DELTA: Activate 1-Up email inbox.
HOVERBOARD 2000: Password?
DELTA: Pudding.
ALPHA: But, We would like to change the password so that 1-Up can never get into his inbox ever again.
HOVERBOARD 2000: Password changed.
UNGUTRAIT PHAROAH: How did you know the 1-Up's password?
OMEGA: Well, duh. What is 1-Up always thinking about?
UNGURAIT PHAROAH: Oh, right.
BETA: Activate email.
{The email pops up on the Hoverboard 2000}
Dear the uppity one (a.k.a. 1-up "Kidstar" Clever Extraman Runner),
I just want to tell you that you have been infected with the Death
Seed Plague baqck when I snuck in and spilled that "beverage" on you in rage.
You will have 5 seconds to live, unless you can find the cure, which is on
the faraway planet Myrkr.
-You'll never make it alive!
Rya
{Yuta reads the email}
YUTA: Planet Myrkr?
BETA: Rya?
OMEGA: The robot Rya?
ALPHA: Diddn't she die in the exact year of 2005 when she turned human in the webtoon known as Bonus Stage.
BETA: Ungurait Pharoah. You should know something about Bonus Stage. I mean, Ungurait emails center around the Bonus Stage universe.
UNGURAIT PHAROAH: Well, that was ages ago.
YUTA: Well, it looks like 1-Up has 5 seconds to live.
DELTA: But, if we can't get to 1-Up, then we can't use him as a distraction to challenge the guy with the talismans of power.
BETA: We are going to have to send 1-Up into hyper speed so that he doesn't die straight away. It'd be cool to watch his adventure on the moniter.
ALPHA: Don't we want 1-Up to die?
DELTA: Yes, yes. But, we must use him as a distraction before he dies.
YUTA: I think five seconds has passed by now.
ALPHA: That's too bad. I would've wanted to see 1-Up slowly dying.
OMEGA: Does that mean the position for a new email show host is available?
DELTA: I guess so.
YUTA: Should we start our own email show?
OMEGA: Nah. That is too much work. We should stick to our evil doings.
ALPHA: Well, Can we at least work on a sprite comic series like Tampo and Stinkoman's comics?
BETA: You mean, "Stinkoman 20X6 Comics" and "Tampo Comics"?
ALPHA: Yeah. Exactly.
YUTA: What now?
BETA: I guess we stop our evil doings.
OMEGA: Without 1-Up, our job is useless.
YUTA: Should we play Connect Four?
ALPHA: Yeah. Okay.
{Cuts back to 1-Up who is on the ground, suffering}
1-UP: Ow, ow, ow, ow. I have to go to Planet Myrkr. Ow, ow, ow, ow.
{Marzichan walks onscreen}
MARZICHAN: Aw, poor 1-Up. Poor, poor 1-Up.
{Marzichan gets out her wand and uses it to make 1-Up float. She floats 1-Up over to his bed}
MARZICHAN: Just get some rest. I will go to Planet Myrkr for the cure to this disease which will make you die in five seconds.
{Marzichan leaves}
1-UP: Arg!
{1-Up stops moving. The Paper comes down}
Fun Facts
- It is unknown to if 1-Up is dead or not.
- Rya is a character used in the webtoon known as Bonus Stage by Keentoons.
- Rya dies in episode 78 of Bonus Stage.
- The Death Seed Plague and the planet Myrkr are all from Star Wars.
