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1-UP EMAIL 76!

1-Up is emailed about the gem of the gruzzles. He looks for it. But while doing so, he stumbles upon the Demon Cheat of the Gruzzles.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Alpha Stan, Reynold, Steve, Firebert, Demon Cheat, Stinkoman (Easter Egg), Pan Pan (Easter Egg)

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Transcript

1-UP: Maybe, I would email you if you had some pudding.

Konnichi 1-up,
How will you find the therma gem of the gruzzles?
-Chuck E. Cheese

1-UP: {typing} The Therma Gem of the Gruzzles? What are they?

REYNOLD: The Gem of the Gruzzles. I've heard about that in a book once. It is kown that the gem can bring fortune and it is gaurded by a great demon cheat of the north-west area of Cheatopia.

1-UP: Reynold?

REYNOLD: Yes?

1-UP: {kicks Reynold offscreen} Shut up!

REYNOLD: {walks onscreen again} 1-Up. You don't understand. The Gruzzle Demon Cheat's Gem can grant one wish. You could have the chance to go home.

1-UP: Go home?

REYNOLD: Yes.

1-UP: Gem? Wish? Home? {short pause} I need some pudding!

{1-Up runs into the kitchen}

REYNOLD: Why do I bother?

ALPHA STAN: Maybe, You and Steve could go get the gem b yourself.

RENOLD: Are ou sure? I mean, Steve doesn't like me.

ALPHA STAN: Why would he go on missions on you if you weren't fiends?

REYNOLD: You think he is friends with me?

ALPHA STAN: Sure. But, You have to leave now. Gunhaver says you are stupid and I shouldn't talk to you.

REYNOLD: {Leaves}

{Cuts to Steve and Firebert sitting on a couch watching TV}

STEVE: Yeah. Your right. This show is better then Pokemon.

FIREBERT: {cheat noises}

STEVE: Yeah. Your right. Let's go see what Reynold is doing.

{Cuts to 1-Up in the field}

1-UP: I might look for that gem. I could make it home.

{1-Up walks into a nearby cave and searches where he sees the gem}

1-UP: Wow. That was easy.

{As 1-Up is about to pick it up, A Demon Cheat flies down with wings and green spikes}

1-UP: It's the Demon Cheat of Gruzzles!

{The Demon Cheat of the Gruzzles grabs 1-Up and smashes him against the wall of the cave}

1-UP: Ow! I need my powers!

{The Demon Cheat continues to smash 1-Up against the wall}

1-UP: {short pause} Wait a minute.

{1-Up grabs Marzichan's Dark Elf Wand from he's pocket (Don't point out that he has no pants. I know) and 1-Up points the wand at the Demon Cheat}

1-UP: Okay. I'm guessing that I'll be able to get my powers back by using this.

{Marzichan's Wand starts to glow and shoot a laser at the Demon Cheat of the Gruzzles}

1-UP: {yells} DOUBLE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!

{A big flash of black lightning shoots at the Demon Cheat and sucks the Demon Cheat in. The Black Lightning dissapears and 1-Up puts the wand back in he's "pocket"}

1-UP: Well, There we go.

{1-Up leaves. The Paper comes down}

Fun Facts

  • 1-Up wants pudding.
  • The 7 Demon Cheats are actually a part of the Cheat Commandos Movie located in the Fanfiction section.

Easter Eggs

  • Click on a part of the wall to see Stinkoman in the 20X6 field.

Transcript

STINKOMAN: This is the first 1-Up Email Easter Egg in some time.

{Pan Pan bounces in and sqaushes Stinkoman}