Other Character Email 1-Up/chibilichicommandos2

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1-UP EMAIL 68!

1-Up goes to the future. But, There is a time limit. He can only stay in 20X6 for 5 minutes before returning to the present. He's mind will be destroyed if he stays in 20X6 for to long.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Gunhaver, Alpha Stan, Guntoshi

Transcript

{Cuts to 1-Up and Gunhaver on the Alpha}

1-UP: {singing} Why do I do this? I don't know. 1-Up Email.

ALPHA STAN: Hello, 1-Up. You have 3 new messages.

GUNHAVER: Bring it up onscreen!

{The email pops up}

Dear 1-Up,
Could you destroy the 
Chibilichi Commandos for me?
-Carteen Sraven

1-UP: Woah. Destroy the Chibilichi Commandos?

GUNHAVER: Don't do it.

1-UP: But, i always obey emails.

GUNHAVER: Fine. But, You are only allowed in the future for 5 minutes. You are only a mind after all. If your mind was in 20X6 for too long, You'd fade away.

1-UP: But, Why?

GUNHAVER: I don't know. It's just a cool sounding plot.

1-UP: Right...

{1-Up dissapears in a flash and reappears in the Chibilichi Commando HQ. Guntoshi is standing there}

1-UP: Hello, Guntoshi.

GUNTOSHI: Hey, It's you. I was warned by Gunhaver that you would appear at this time at this day.

1-UP: What? Oh... I get it. Gunhaver diddn't like what I was doing. So, As time went on... Gunhaver told you what I was going to do and where I'd be.

GUNTOSHI: Yeah, Whatever. Who do you work for?

1-UP: Umm... Carteen Sraven.

GUNTOSHI: {Gasps and gets out 20X6 Mini-Gun}

{Guntoshi puts the Mini-Gun back}

GUNTOSHI: Hmm... I see that you are a low classed Cheat Commando as stated by your name tag. So, You don't work for Carteen Sraven. Maybe, You could help us. You see-

{There is a flash and 1-Up is gone. Cuts back to Gunhaver at the Cheat Commandos HQ. 1-Up appears}

1-UP: Aww... Is five minutes up already?

GUNHAVER: Yeah. But, I have just discooved that your parents are currently at Marshmellow's Last Stand.

1-UP: Great! Let's go meet my past parents!

GUNHAVER: But first, We must train.

1-UP: Okay, Fine.

GUNHAVER: What are the Chibilichi Commandos like, by the way?

1-UP: They are like you. But, In an anime form.

GUNHAVER: Cool.

1-UP: Sorry, Viewers. But, I don't have much of an email today. I'm kind of busy training.

GUNHAVER: Who are you talking to?

ALPHA STAN: Click here to email Gunhaver or 1-Up.