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1-UP EMAIL 89!

1-Up answers an email and then gets attacked by Sticklyman. Sticklyman takes Project Ken.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Champion Z, Sticklyman, Ben, 30X2 Ben, 30X2 Pan Pan

Transcript

{Cuts to 1-Up on the Windomac 30X6}

1-UP: Can I still use your noob computer?

STINKOMAN: {offscreen} Whatever.

1-UP: {singing} Another email. I look around the corner. When I'm there, I see another female.

dear 1-up
How are you doing?
I was wondering If you're into sports.
If so, what kind?
-Nathan, NJ

1-UP: {reading} How are you doing? I was wondering IF you were into sports. If so, what kind? Nathaneal Nij. {typing} Well El Narino, I am fine. I am into sports. The brand is fluffy puffies. {sort pause} Oh. I mean, fluffy puffies.

{Cuts to Champion Z and 1-Up talking}

1-UP: But, You aren't even the 20X6 form of Coach Z.

CHAMPION Z: No. I guess I'm not. But, That doesn't mean that I'm not his brother.

1-UP: So, Who is the real 20X6 Coach Z?

CHAMPION Z: Umm... I don't know.

{Cuts back to 1-Up at the computer}

1-UP: {sighs} That was a worthless flashback.

{Sticklyman jumps in}

STICKLYMAN: Where is that stupid Ken?

1-UP: You mean Project Ben 2.5?

STICKLYMAN: Exactly.

1-UP: He is in the basement. But, I won't allow you to take him.

STICKLYMAN: Very well. We shall fight once again, chosen one.

1-UP: Fine. Ben, Come here.

{Ben floats onscreen}

1-UP: Combined!

{Cuts t a long montage of 1-Up and Ben running towards each other. 1-Up stops right in front of Ben. Ben jumps and turns into a cool 20X6 armor that attaches itself to 1-Up}

1-UP: I have now got the Ben Support Unit on my side.

STICKLYMAN: Hahahahaha. Soon, I shall have the Ken Support Unit on my side. All I need is Project Ben 2.5. Give it to me!

1-UP: Never!

{1-Up hand turns into a big canon and it shoots at Sticklyman with giant blasts of fire and lightning. Sticklyman tries to dodge, but the blasts of energy follow Sticklyman and hit him. Sticklyman falls to the ground}

STICKLYMAN: Grr... You won't win...

1-UP: {with a weird combined version of 1-Up's voice and Ben's voice} Hahaha! You can't escape our true power!

{1-Up charges a blast on one cannon. He also charges a blast on the other cannon. His cannon-hands collide and combined. Then, He launches his attack at Sticklyman once and for all}

STICKLYMAN: Nooooooo! I shall not be defeated again...!

{A voice is heard in Sticklyman's head}

VOICE: Sticklyman... It's me...

STICKLYMAN: D-D-Dad...

VOICE: Unlock your true power...

{A visor type thing suddenly appears over Sticklyman's eyes (Like Stlunko's visor thing). His shovel grows a bit and he turns a tiny bit silver}

STICKLYMAN: Grr... The cover-up is gone...

1-UP: Huh? Cover-up?

STICKLYMAN: Heh. Yes. You see, After Stinkoman's defeat I was no longer a stick figure. I was a new man. I was free. Err... Nevermind. I'll tell you from the beggining. I used to work hard for the Webmaster. I was a lowly construction worker once, but not nearly as worthless as you, I assure you. I was working the late shift one day, all by myself. And that's when it happened. This guy showed up. He asked me for a challenge. I stopped my work and tried to tell him that I did not want to fight, but he didn't listen and attacked away. I attempted to defend myself, but at the time I was not the ultra-talented fighter that am now. He hit me in the head and knocked me out. For reasons that you do not need to know, the accident cost me my job and my social life. I was unable to get a new job.

1-UP: Wait, Wait. So, The cop knew about the pudding?

STICKLYMAN: What? That has nothing to do with... Err... Nevermind. Anyway, with my life ruined, I decided I would ruin Stinkoman's life. So for a few years, I hid from civilization and trained in the fields of mechanics and martial arts. At first I was just going to kill him as soon as I was strong enough, but that has changed. Since he ruined my life, I decided I would ruin his life by making it as miserable as possible. And that's where my minions come in. There is one thing Stinkoman hates more than anything else in the world, and that is losing challenges. It is their mission to defeat Stinkoman in as many challenges as possible, and to gather minions of their own to aid them. Later, I became a master and got this new look. I got myself a cover-up that made me look like my old stick self. So, Now I am much more stronger and I won't be defeated by some stupid pudding-addict.

1-UP: Bring it on.

{They both strike a pose}

STICKLYMAN: Just give me Project Ken and I'll let you live until 30X2.

1-UP: {gasps}

{Cuts to a flashback of 1-Up, 30X2 Ben and 30X2 Pan Pan on 30X2 Panet X in the year 30X2. Cuts back to 1-Up}

STICKLYMAN: Hahaha. What's the matter? Did you get visions of what could happen in your future?

1-UP: No. I got visions of what will happen in my future.

{Cuts back to 30X2 Pan Pan and 1-Up talking on the moon of 30X2}

30X2 PAN PAN: {sighs} I remember in the year 30X0 when Tampo, Brody and Stlunko hung you just because you wouldn't give them Sticklyman. I'm glad that your here... or you might not have ever known about your future.

{Cuts back to 1-Up and Sticklyman standing}

1-UP: If I refuse to give you Ken, You'll hang me in the year 30X0. But, If I do give you Ken, I will be helping evil. Grr... It's the only way...

STICKLYMAN: I'm glad you understand that nobody can beat me.

1-UP: Fine.

{1-Up and Ben split and turn back to normal}

1-UP: I will give you Ken.

{1-Up grabs Ken from thedesk nearby and gives it to Sticklyman}

STICKLYMAN: {grabs Project Ken} Dude. That was easy. Now, I shall rule over everyone in Planet K and get my revenge on Stinkoman.

{Sticklyman flies away. 1-Up sits on the floor and sighs}

1-UP: It was the only way...

{The Paper comes down}

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