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1-UP EMAIL 71!

1-Up is kidnapped by a Dark Stinkoman clone.

Cast (in appereance of order): 1-Up, Dark Stinkoman, Greggo, Chorch, Gunhaver

Transcript

{Dark Stinkoman jumps into Blue Laser's abandoned lair carrying 1-Up}

1-UP: {singing} I like Pudding! Pudding is the-

DARK STINKOMAN: Stop Singing! I hears that Cosmo and Wanda have a message for you. Bring it up on the screen!

{A big screen appears with the following email}

Dear 1-up Kidstar Clever Extraman Runner,
If you manage to get Tampo, Brody and Stlunko off the moon, we'll
grant you 10 rule-free magic puddings.

-Cosmo and Wanda,
Timmy's fish bowl

DARK STINKOMAN: {reads and then looks at 1-Up} Hmm... You have a long name. But, I never really liked Tampo. 1-Up, I'll let you live for much longer then previously planned if you help me get Tampo, Brody and Stlunko off the moon. It shall be my personal kingdom from now on.

1-UP: But, Tampo is like a father to me. I couldn't possibly betray him a second time.

DARK STINKOMAN: {charages up Dark Deuce} You better, or else...

1-UP: {Gulps} O-o-okay...

DARK STINKOMAN: {Stops charging the Deuce} Very well. You made the right choice.

1-UP: Fine. But, Give me the objectives of the mission.

DARK STINKOMAN: Okay. Number 1, Make it into the Lunar Warehouse without being detected or seen. Number 2, Destroy the central computer. Number 3, Use your 20X6 Mini-Gun to distract Brody while you hack into Stlunko's Fists. Number 4, Use the fists to destroy Tampo. Number 5, Return home wthout being caught or seen. If you try any funny buissness, I will instantly destroy Stinkoman.

1-UP: How could you do that?

DARK STINKOMAN: There is a bomb on Stinkoman while he is in the noob world. I will activate it if you try anything funny.

1-UP: O-Okay. G-Got it.

DARK STINKOMAN: Okay. Computer, Start up Time Travel dot-e-x-e. Just remember one thing 1-Up. You will only last an hour in the future and you aren't allowed anywhere near the Negative Zone.

{1-Up dissapears in a flash. Cuts to the moon where the Lunar Warehouse has maximum security. 1-Up appears}

1-UP: Okay. So, I have to make it into the Lunar Warehouse without being seen. Hmm... It looks like there is no gaurds. Just spikes. But, It is extremely big, powerful, expensive and hi-tech. It has plenty of room for all of Tampo's minions. Hmm...

{1-Up tries to sneek in and succeeds}

1-UP: Wow. Objective 1 was easy. Uh Oh. There's a Greggo around the corner. It looks like it is going to get harder.

{1-Up puts on a robot costume and pretends to be a minion. The Greggo walks passed without noticing}

1-UP: Phew. Okay. Objective 1 complete. Now, I must look for the central computer. The map says that the central computer is in the main chamber. It is called the Super Computer Version 6.3.

{1-Up walks into the Main Chamber and notices the computer}

1-UP: There it is. {sighs} I wish there was another way. I don't want this to happen.

DARK STINKOMAN: {voice only} Slacking on the job, eh?

{Cuts to Dark Stinkoman watching what 1-Up is doing on the screen}

DARK STINKOMAN: I better send one of your robot friends to help you. Ben!

{Ben jumps in}

DARK STINKOMAN: Go check n your little friend.

{Ben leaves. Cuts back to 1-Up at the Main Chamber}

1-UP: I must destroy the central computer now.

{1-Up gets out he's 20X6 Mini-Gun and points at the SuperCom}

1-UP: {sighs} I'm sorry Tampo.

{A Chorch floats in}

CHORCH: What are you doing?

1-UP: Umm... Well, Err...

CHORCH: Hey. Aren't you 1-Up?

1-UP: Emergency Escape! Activate!

{1-Up dissapears in a flash. Cuts back to the Cheat Coammndos HQ. 1-Up appears}

GUNHAVER: Hey. It's you.

1-UP: Yeah. I just escaped Dark Stinkoman.

GUNHAVER: But, He could be heading here now.

{Cuts to Dark Stinkoman watching at the screen}

DARK STINKOMAN: Not quite, Gunhaver. I decided to let 1-Up go until the time is right. I shall let him claim victory over the Five 20X6 Fighting Elite. When he becomes the best, I'll strike. But for now, I'll just wait in the year 20X6.

{Dark Stinkoman dissapears}

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