Other Character Email 1-Up/vampire

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1-UP EMAIL 55!

1-Up is emailed by a Vampire.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, A Vampire, Robobat

Transcript

1-UP: {singing} This email is making fun of you.

Dear Green Mushroom,
I am a vampire and

1-UP: {typing} And what? "I am a Vampire and I'm sorry I called you Green Mushroom?"

STRONG BAD: {walks in} Yeah, right. Everyone calls you stupid names, Mushroom. {walks offscreen}

1-UP: Grr... I'm going to go back in time and get revenge on Strong Bad. And I might also be able to figure out who this Vampire guy is at the same time. But, My old computers that had my specail personal time travel program are gone. Luckily, I have this new Time Travel Devce that Bubusuke gave me. {stops typing and jumps off stool}

{Takes Time Travel Device and goes back in time in a flash. Cuts to Strong Bad at he's Lappy which is not broken in the year 2005}

PAST STRONG BAD: {typing} So ya see Claire, if it weren't for the stick, and Marzipan's considerable resistance to death, the On Point Kings may never have stolen the King of Town's dunce cap and renamed it Lotionman. {a little embarrassed, and stutters his 'd' (not typed)} D-Don't ask, it was Strong Mad's idea. Well, I hope that makes you not email me anymore.

{1-Up appears out of nowhere}

PAST STRONG BAD: Wah! What are you doing?

1-UP: I am looking for a Vampire.

PAST STRONG BAD: Sorry. The only Vampire I know is Trevor.

1-UP: Oh. Yes. I saw that Strong Bad Email. Umm... So, Where is Homestar Runner in this time?

PAST STRONG BAD: In the basement, He is with Mitchell.

1-UP: That sounds like the name "Michael". I'm going to go down there. Okay?

PAST STRONG BAD: Okay. Bye.

{1-Up leaves. Cuts to the basement where Homestar Runner is singing about Trees}

1-UP: {walks in} Hey, Dad at my age.

PAST HOMESTAR RUNNER: Dad? Who is... Oh. I'm not your dad. At least, Not yet.

1-UP: Whatever. I know how to get revenge on Strong Bad.

PAST HOMESTAR RUNNER: Does it have anything to do with Trees?

1-UP: Umm... Yeah. Sure.

{Cuts to Strong Bad standing next to a Tree}

1-UP: {Sneaks in and hides behind tree with a Walkie Talkie and shoots the tree to turn it into a Magnet Tree}

PAST HOMESTAR RUNNER: {on Walkie Talkie} Strong Bad said that he's pants were made of metal. Just use the magnet tree.

1-UP: It's okay. I have completed my part of the mission.

PAST HOMESTAR RUNNER: {walks onscreen}

PAST STRONG BAD: {Gets attached to the tree to make it lok like he's hugging it} Woah!

PAST HOMESTAR RUNNER: {starts looking at Strong Bad angrily} Keep on huggin' it.

PAST STRONG BAD: How did you get me to do this in the first place?

PAST HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hug it! Hug it!

PAST STRONG BAD: And why do I continue to do it?

PAST HOMESTAR RUNNER: Keep on huggin' it. Hug it down.

PAST STRONG BAD: I don't even like this tree that much.

{Cuts to 1-Up in front of te old Pietimer's Place in 20X6}

1-UP: The Vampire might be in here. I might as well look inside. But, First I want to eat pie? Actualy, No. I might... just... Pudding! Umm... I don't know what I'm saying anymore. So, I guess I might as well... go inside.

{Cuts to the inside of the Old Pietimer Place}

1-UP: {walks onscreen} Hmm... I wonder where that Vampitre could be?

{Vampire slowly appears floating in the air with a cape}

VAMPIRE: Looking for something?

1-UP: Hi-Ya! {Spin-kicks the Vampie}

VAMPIRE: Ouch. What are yu doing?

1-UP: Stoping your evil.

VAMPIRE: How did you know about my evil?

1-UP: Easy. I know about it cause I looked into the future and saw-

VAMPIRE: Shut up. I have heard enough. Prepare to die! Robobat! Get here!

{A Robotic Bat starts swooping at 1-Up and flies towards the Vampire. He lands on the Vampire's Shoulder}

1-UP: Grr...

VAMPIRE: Robobat! I might be estroyed in this fight... But, Send this message back in time. Hello, Green Mushroom. I am a vampire and...

1-UP: {spin-kicks the Vampire into space}

ROBOBAT: I shall not fail you, master. {leaves}

1-UP: I win!

{Cuts back to 1-Up at the broken Lappy 486}

1-UP: {typing} Well, There you have it. I defeated your evil and put an end to your reign of terror.

STRONG BAD: {walks onscreen and looks at 1-Up angrily} Hello, 1-Up. Did you just go back in time and use a Magnet Attack on a Tree that I was near in the year 2005?

1-UP: What are you going to do? You have no super powers.

STRONG BAD: That might be true. But, I used to be the best Tag team Wrestler in Free Country USA. I could beat you in a Tag Team match.

1-UP: Fine. I'll verse you in a challenge on-

STRONG BAD: Nope. You are going to wrestle. The rules are simple. In Wrestling, One of the rules are "No Super Powers"

1-UP: Uh Oh! That means...

STRONG BAD: I'll win. Ha ha! See you next week, when I get my revenge. {leaves}

{The Paper comes down}

Fun Facts

Tag Team Wrestling is from an old cartoon called "Marshmellow's Last Stand"
The Old Pietimer's Place is from a 1936 Holiday Toon called "That a Ghost"
The Strong Bad hugging a Tree thing is from the Strong Bad Email called "Bottom 10"

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