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1-UP EMAIL 63!

1-Up is emailed about his Parents.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Marzichan

Transcript

{1-Up and Marzichan suddenly appear in a graveyard}

1-UP: I'm back here...

MARZICHAN: Yeah... You go look for a computer and email to a nearby person that we need help. I'll look for water and food.

1-UP: {Grabs a dusty computer from behind he's back} It's the old Megacomp 300. It was the Computer that Homestar Runner had before the Compy 386.

{An Email appears on the screen}

1-Up!
You are not realizing the truth!
Your parents are alive!
Sticklyman Jr. and Sarrgtsson were lying!
The bad guy has them an his fortress!
GO!! NOW!!
4-Up

1-UP: {typing} No... No... You are the one who is not realising the truth. You do not understand that Homestar Runner and Marzipan are gone... Marzichan!

MARZICHAN: Yes?

1-UP: Go to the Lava Zone and get Saargtsson. I'll stay here.

MARZICHAN: Okay, Brother.

{Marzichan runs off}

1-UP: {sighs} Wait! Marzichan!

{Marzichan runs back}

MARZICHAN: Yes?

1-UP: Can I borrow your wand?

MARZICHAN: O-O-Okay... B-But, You b-better take g-good care of it.

1-UP: It's okay. I will.

{Marzichan gives 1-Up the wand that controls the Dark Elf and she runs off}

1-UP: Looks like it is just me and the wand. Wh-What the?

{The wand begins to shake and glow in 1-Up's Hand}

1-UP: What is this? Is the wand trying to tell me something? Maybe, It's a vision of the future.

{Cuts to the vision where 1-Up is running away from a man with the name "Orano." He has a lightning sword in he's hand and is throwing it at 1-Up. Cuts back to 1-Up}

1-UP: Wow. Wait a minute... {Gets out tickets that he stole from Bubusuke} It's Orano. One of the Five 20X6 Top Fighting Elite. Why would he want to control the dead. This tickets expire in two days. I better use them tommorow. Tommorow... I shall fight the ruler of the dead... I shall fight... Orano. But, First I shall eat some pudding.

{1-Up walks offscreen. Cuts to 1-Up at the other end of the Graveyard}

MYSTERIOUS GUY: For the last time... Give me the wand!

1-UP: Never.

MYSTERIOUS GUY: Then, You shall pay the ultimate price. {Takes hood off to reveal Orano(who looks like a silver Enker) with a lightning sword} I am a warrior that had only been defeated by one person.

1-UP: Who?

ORANO: Stinkoman.

1-UP: The Guy?

ORANO: Yes. The Guy. And lucky for me, I could escape before he eliminated me. The next day, I found a newspaper that told me that you pushed Stinkoman into a portal that sent him to another place. I decided that maybe I could get revenge. But, Instead of being an Elite again, I decided to take my power even further. So, I continued to read the newspaper and learned about the Dark Elf. I found out that she had the abilaty to control robots and the dead. But, That was only the beggining of her amazing power. I soon was run over by a Hover-car. I was sent to a nearby graveyard where a couple of zombies claimed me to be their King. So, I decided to be their master and as soon as I have the power of the Dark Wand and dark Elf... I shall be able to take over the world and start a new world of the Living Dead.

1-UP: {Gasps} You monster! {Puts Marzichan's Wand in the air and points it at the sky} All the masters of Thunder and Light. Give me your powers and I shall fight!

{Suddenly, A lightning bolt hits the wand and gives 1-Up more power then ever before}

1-UP: This power won't last for long. So, I better use it. {Points wand at Orano and the wand begins to shoot lightning at Orano}

ORANO: Emergency Zombie Shield.

{Orano's Sheild doesn't work and it sends Orano flying to the ground}

ORANO: Hehehehe. I'll see you tommorow at the arena... Where we shall fight...

{Orano dissapears}

1-UP: I better get prepared for tommorow.

{The Paper comes down}