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1-UP EMAIL 74!

1-Up saves somebody from a fire. Flashfight awards him the Cheat Commando of the Month Award.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Gunhaver, Alpha Stan, Steve, Demon Cheat, Reinforcements, Firebert

Transcript

{Cuts to the Cheat Commandos HQ. Gunhaver is pushing 1-Up towards the Alpha Stan}

GUNHAVER: It's okay, 1-Up. Alpha Stan is friendly. He won't bite.

1-UP: O-O-Okay... {Starts checking email}

Dear 1-up da x-traguy,
Do you play sabacc often times?
My friend Han does. He's freighter
is on fire.
-Leia

1-UP: {reading} 1-Up tha X-Tri Guy. Huh? Oh. Oh. The Extraguy. Anyway, Do you play Saback? What's Saback? My friend Han does. He's freeter is on fire! Leeya from the Sewers. {typing} Woah. You musn't know how to type, because you live in those stinky sewers. Have you ever met the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? So, Maybe you could- Wait a minute! He's freeter is on fire? Hmm... Fire. I never encountered such a danger in 20X6. What is a fire?

GUNHAVER: A fire is a hot thing that... umm... I don't know. It's hard to explain what fire is. It is kind of like Lava.

1-UP: You mean, It's that stuff that I saw in the Lava Zone. Oh, Yeah. But, In 20X6, We don't use fire anymore. We use Plasma Thunder. Plasma Thunder activates the electricity in 20X6 and at the same it helps us light ovens and stuff.

GUNHAVER: So, You don't see fire often. Hmm... Well, What about houses on fire?

1-UP: Nope. Never. But, Sometimes we've seen houses covered with Postlethwaite Thunder.

GUNHAVER: So, You you've never seen houses on fire?

1-UP: Nope.

GUNHAVER: Well, That can be your first officail mission. We've gotten a lot of reports that there have been fires in the southern area of Prance.

1-UP: You want me to go all the way to Prance?

GUNHAVER: Yeah. Why not?

1-UP: Well, They destroyed Prance after the accident of 201X.

GUNHAVER: Oh. Bad Memories, Eh?

1-UP: Yeah.

GUNHAVER: Yeah. Well, It isn't as bad in 2005. They have a great Theme Park.

1-UP: Well, I guess. {sighs}

GUNHAVER: What's wrong?

1-UP: It's been a while and I'm beggining to miss Marzichan.

GUNHAVER: Oh. Umm... Okay. But, We have to go now. There is a fire starting inPrance right now.

{Cuts to Gunhaver, 1-Up and Steve flying in on a helicopter towards a France type place. There are signs everywhere saying "Prance." Gunhaver, 1-Up and Steve jump off the helicopter and land on the ground carefully with parachutes}

1-UP: Okay. So, Where are we going?

GUNHAVER: Well, We have to make it to a Theme Park in the South part of Prance in 9 minutes before it falls apart by the fire.

1-UP AND STEVE: Yes, Sir.

GUNHAVER: In the meantime, I'll be back at Cheat Commandos HQ. {Gives 1-Up a wakie talkie} Use these in case of emergencies.

{1-Up and Steve nodd and then run towards a Theme Park that is on fire}

1-UP: Steve, I need a lift. Get me to the- What the?

{The camera zooms out to see a big red The Cheat with a spiky back and fire breathe}

1-UP: Who is that?

STEVE: I heard about this. It was told a long, long time ago that an Anceint Cheat summoned 7 Demon Cheats. All of them had their own element. This one is the Demon Cheat of Fire.

1-UP: It kind of sounds like something I would fight back at home. Too bad I don't have my powers.

STEVE: If we defeat this guy, Every single damage he has ever done will be returned to normal.

1-UP: Got it.

{1-Up jumps really high and grabs on to the Demon Cheat's back}

DEMON CHEAT: ROAR! {The roar echoes. Steve and 1-Up block their ears}

STEVE: I'll call Gunhaver and get the Demon Spirit Sucking Machine.

1-UP: Also, Tell him to get backup. {1-Up tries to use an attack} Ya-Ta!

STEVE: 1-Up, Your powers don't work here. Remember?

1-UP: Oh, Right.

{1-Up whacks the Demon Cheat in the head}

1-UP: Hurry up, Steve! Hurry!

{Gunhaver, Reinforcements and Firebert run in with Guns and starts shooting at the Demon Cheat}

GUNHAVER: 1-Up! Jump and Run!

{1-Up jumps down and runs offscreen}

DEMON CHEAT: ROAR! {Gets knocked out and the Theme Park gets repaired by itself like nothing ever happened}

GUNHAVER: Good we have defeated the Fire Demon Cheat!

STEVE: We sure did. Let's go home.

{They all walk offscreen with the Fire Demon Cheat. The Paper comes down}

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