Other Character Email 1-Up/extraman

From Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki

< Other Character Email 1-Up

Jump to: navigation, search

1-UP EMAIL 81!

Stinkoman checks an email while he is returned safely in 20X6.

Cast (in order of appereance): Stinkoman, 1-Up, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, Boy, Nebulon, Shadowy Figure

Transcript

{Cuts to Stinkoman at Stinkoman HQ}

STINKOMAN: WAAAAAAAH! I'm back home and this video game is asking for a challeeeeeenge!

{Cuts to a Game Over screen on Stinkoman's TV. Cuts back to Stinkoman}

STINKOMAN: I'm going to check on 1-Up. Maybe, He is asking for a challenge.

{Cuts to 1-Up's old mansion}

STINKOMAN: {runs onscreen} Twenty-exty-six!

{Cuts to the inside of 1-Up's Mansion. Stinkoman walks in}

STINKOMAN: 1-Up? Are you here? You are going to pay for pushing me into that portal!

{The computer on the desk next to Stinkoman starts up}

STINKOMAN: WHO-HA?! Is that computer asking for a challenge?

{An email appears on the computer which appears to be the Compy 386}

1-Up,
Are you an extra man?

From someone with too much time on his hands

STINKOMAN: Am I an Extraman? I don't think so. Isn't an extraman one of those Power Crunches? Wait a minute. This email is for 1-Up. Let me think. Is 1-Up an Extraman? Hmm... Well, That would have to take me back to 1-Up's first email.

{Cuts to a flashback at the junkyard where 1-Up and Stinkoman are standing}

STINKOMAN: Woah! There's my old dad's computer. It might be a little old. But, Maybe you could use it for your email show.

1-UP: I want pudding.

STINKOMAN: {sighs}

{Cuts to 1-Up and Stinkoman walking up to a blank desk in Homestar Runner's house}

1-UP: Put the Box down carefully, The Guy.

STINKOMAN: My name is Stinkoman! {Puts Lappy 486 on Desk} This is the Moronest Computer they had! Go use it! It hasn't been used since 2005! {leaves}

1-UP: {types "kidstarmail.exe"} I want Pudding!

Hey Kidstar,
Whaaaaat are you doing?
You have been chosen to enter our fine society of morons
in fact become president, click the link below!

Royal Society of morons
ONE membership coupon.

from a person who isnt Stinkoman, i'm gonna call him Futuramaooy

1-UP: Yay! A Coupon! What's a Coupon? Oh, Well! {clicks link}

Loading...

1-UP: Yay!

Congratulations!
Go to the Moron Convention in 3 Hours!

1-UP: Yay!

{Cuts to big building with a big sign saying "Moron"}

1-UP: {sees a machine} Hey, What's this Button do?

BODYGUARD #1 AND #2: Don't touch that.

1-UP: {presses red button}

{There is a big flash. Homestar Runner and Strong Bad walk out of the Machine}

STRONG BAD: Holy Crap. We're in the future.

1-UP: Hey. Look. It's that guy. I saw a photo of you in a time box.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, Really?

BODYGUARD #1: Next.

1-UP: {excited} Oh, Boy.

{1-Up walks into the convention. There are a lot of people in cages and there are bullies surrounding 1-Up}

1-UP: Why are there bullies surrounding me?

{Bully #1 is actualy Steelman wearing a suit and sunglasses}

BULLY #1: Prepare to be pounded.

1-UP: Uh Oh!

{1-Up spin-kicks the bullies and runs towards a red button}

1-UP: {presses the button}

{The cages open and all the morons in the cages are let free}

1-UP: Well, That's about it.

{1-Up runs out of the convention and goes to Stinkoman HQ. Cuts to inside Stinkoman's house. Stinkoman is eating his soup with a spoon in his new giant fist}

1-UP: Pan Pan's still kidnapped! I'm going to resue him!

STINKOMAN: Whatever.

1-UP: ...And I'm borrowing your power crunch. {holds up Stinkoman's power crunch}

STINKOMAN: Yeah, Yeah. Just bring it back in one peice.

1-UP: ...And I'm also taking a shortcut through the Lava Zone.

{1-Up runs off to the right. Cuts to 1-Up in the Lava Zone at the end}

1-UP: I made it all by myself.

STINKOMAN: Are you joking? You must be joking. This must be some type of joke challenge.

1-UP: Behind you!

STINKOMAN: WHO-HA?!

NARRATOR: And so, Saargtsson was beaten up and everything returned to normal.

{Cuts to a shot of 1-Up flying off the right side of the screen}

1-UP: I'm going this way!

{Cuts to Tampo and Stlunko dragging Brody out of Stinkoman's kitchen}

TAMPO: Is this guy okay?

STLUNKO: It has been detected that this guy is still alive. But, Only barely.

1-UP: {1-Up walks in} Woah! It's Brody!

STLUNKO: So, Brody his his name? Good. At least we know his name.

1-UP: {1-Up spin-kicks Stlunko's antenna and Tampo's red orb}

TAMPO: Arg!

STLUNKO: Ouch! Your going to pay.

1-UP: Oh no.

{Stinkoman jumps in}

STINKOMAN: Are you okay Kidstar?

1-UP: It's 1-Up!

1-UP: Stinkoman! Aim for the orb in the middle of the brain, I'll take care of the-

STINKOMAN: Sure thing, Kidstar. {laughs}

1-UP: Stop calling me Kidstar! My mummy called me Kidstar when I was a baby. But, My real name is 1-Up. Daddy said-

STINKOMAN: Look out! {jumps out of the way}

{Tampo floats in ands hits a boulder off a cliff, causing it to squish 1-Up}

STINKOMAN: {jumps over to the boulder and picks it up} Hey, Kidstar. Are you okay?

1-UP: Who are you? Who am I? Am I Kidstar? I'm Kidstar. And you must be... umm...

{A boy walks past and looks at them both}

BOY: Hey, Look. It's the Guy.

STINKOMAN: Thank you, Thank you.

1-UP: Oh. So, You're the guy. Aww... I want to be the guy too.

STINKOMAN: I'm Stinkoman! {walks off, mumbling} Idiot...

{Cuts to Stinkoman playing video games. 1-Up enters from the right}

1-UP: I need your help rescuing Pan Pan! I'm just a kid! Maybe when I'm older!

STINKOMAN: No way. I help you out on Level 4. You're on your own on this one.

1-UP: {gulps}

{1-Up exits the building. He then walks ahead, and the scenery suddenly changes to the moon's surface, the two different areas divided by just a line. 1-Up does not seem perturbed by this sudden change}

1-UP: {yelling} Now I'm on the mooooooon!

{Cuts to 1-Up walking along the moon. He sees Nebulon's eyeball}

NARRATOR: {voiceover} 2 hours later...

1-UP: Hi, Eyeball. Can you tell me where the end boss is?

{Nebulon rises up over 1-Up. Cut back to 1-Up}

1-UP: Okay, Cool. Just Just let me know when he gets here.

NEBULON: Roar!

1-UP: I wanna be the guy too!

{1-Up jumps. A platform floats onscreen and 1-Up lands on it. The platform flies towards Nebulon's eyes}

1-UP: {Spin-kicks both eyes}

{Nebulon has been blinded. Nebulon explodes and 1-Up strikes his his victory pose}

1-UP: Get out of here Neebulon! Nobody likes your style! I fought my very own challenge and won!

{A shadowy figure walks in front of 1-Up}

1-UP: Oh No! It's the same sillhoute that kidnapped Pan Pan!

{The shadowy figure grabs 1-Up and carries him off}

1-UP: Dude. What are you doing?

SHADOWY FIGURE: I'm kidnapping you, 1-Up!

1-UP: Huh? 1-Up?

SHADOWY FIGURE: Oh. I forgot. After Stinkoman defeated Saargtsson, You ran away and went to verse Tampo and Stlunko by yourself. Stinkoman came and saved you. You later got knocked out and forgot your name and maximum powers.

1-UP: Do you have a computer? I need to check an email like Strong bad does. I'm going to start my own Email Show.

SHADOWY FIGURE: Shut up.

{Cuts back to Stinkoman on the Compy 386}

STINKOMAN: {typing} And that is how it all happened. So, In conclusion, Don't punch cows.

{The Paper comes down}

STINKOMAN: WHO-HA?! A flat paper challenge?

Fun Facts

This is a remake of my first 1-Up Email.
This shows that Stinkoman is back in 20X6.
Please read Stinkoman Email.

Other Character Email 1-Up/extraman

From Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki

Transcript

Fun Facts

Views

Personal tools

Navigation

Search

Toolbox

External Links