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1-UP EMAIL 116!

1-Up and the the Unguraits enter a portal which forces them into a video game connection, because of a glitch in the 20X6 reality mainframe. After finding the treasure, 1-Up learns about the past life of the Unguraits.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Ungurait #1, Ungurait #2, Kyle, Strong Bad's Head, Ungurait #3, Ungurait #4, Contestro, Master X, Master Sticklyman, Rather Dashing, Peasant #1, Peasant #2, Ken (Easter Egg)

Transcript

{Cut to two Unguraits, Kyle and 1-Up in a space-craft flying through space at a fast speed}

UNGURAIT #2: I'm right here, you know.

UNGURAIT #1: Yeah, I know.

1-UP: Okay, okay. Now move out of the way. Now I have to check my email.

{The following email pops up on the computer's screen}

Dear Future Homestar

Why dont you try one of my homemade games?

From the past,
Eric

Attachment: Treasure_hunt.zip

{After 1-Up reads it, he begins talking and the words appear on the screen}

1-UP: Hmm, a treasure hunt game. What do you think?

UNGURAIT #1: I think we're going to crash.

1-UP: That's a strange thing to think.

{The camera zooms out to view the ship flying towards a portal, which Vector Strong Bad is hiding behind}

VECTOR STRONG BAD: Well, your head asplode.

{As the ship enters the portal, the portal closes, leaving behind two trails of fire which zoom right passed Vector Strong Bad. Cut to a close-up of 1-Up's computer, and the words "Treasure_hunt.zip" begins to glow an orange light. Cut to the ship emerging from a portal and crashing in the sand of a strange deserted island}

1-UP: Ow. Is everyone okay?

{Zoom out to reveal Strong Bad's head sitting there on a picnic blanket, resting against a palm tree, and wearing a pair of sunglasses. There is a drink with three umbrellas in front of him. A seagull can be heard in the background}

STRONG BAD'S HEAD: What the crap? Aw. Holy crap, man! My vacation is ruined!

1-UP: Strong Bad? Young? No body? We must be in the past, before the invention of bodies.

{The Unguraits just look weirded out by 1-Up's remar, as Kyle emerges from the ship with a map coering his eyes}

KYLE: Ah! I'm blind!

{1-Up snatches the map with his invisible hands and reads it as the camera zooms in on it}

1-UP: I guess we're going on a treasure hunt.

KYLE: Sorry, I have to pay the bills.

{Ungurait #1 sighs}

1-UP: {short pause} Anyway, according to this map, there is an X-shaped portal right where the treasure should be. But, the path goes straight through a mine field.

UNGURAIT #1: Mine field?

1-UP: Yeah. The word "mine" is on that picture of a field. I guess the field belongs to the guy who made the map.

UNGURAIT #1: Does it have a little boxx saying the word "keys", followed by a bunch of pictures which happen to be marked all over the map?

1-UP: Yes. It has a picture of a mushroom and then it says "mine".

UNGURAIT #1: And what does that mean?

1-UP: That we're in a field of mushrooms?

UNGURAIT #1: {sighs} Why do I bother?

{Zoom out and fade to black. Cut to Ungurait #3 and #4 with Contestro in a jail cell with holigraphic steel bars}

UNGURAIT #3: Do you think we'll ever get out of here?

CONTESTRO: Of course not. We're history.

{Master X comes onscreen and looks down at the two Unguraits and Contestro}

MASTER X: Where is he?

UNGURAIT #3: Who?!

{The steel bars disssapear as Master X picks up Ungurait #3. After choking Ungurait #3, the bars appear again}

MASTER X: The pharoah of all Unguraits is gone. He might be useless, but we need him before his power becomes too much for the very universe itself to handle.

UNGURAIT #3: And how would I know?

MASTER X: I have heard that there is an anceint art that can get any Ungurait to talk through the mind. Seeing as you are an Ungurait, I thought you'd be useful.

UNGURAIT #3: Well, seeing as that power no longer exists, I cannot poccess it.

MASTER X: If we cannot stop the Ungurait pharoah and the Dark Elf, then Planet K is doomed and the entire universe will be destroyed.

CONTESTRO: We'll stop you somehow.

{Master X drops the third Ungurait back into the prison cell and walks off. Cut to 1-Up, two Unguraits and Kyle walking through a desert.

1-UP: Wow. How big is this desert?

KYLE: Seeing as it's a video game, stuff can look small from the outside and big on the inside. It's like- Um.

UNGURAIT #1: Kind of like a video game law.

1-UP: Oh, okay. So, does that mean that my spin-kicks will instantly kill enemies?

{A few tentacles appear on the left side of the screen}

KYLE: Oh. I know what this is. It's a random encounter.

1-UP: It's an RPG?

UNGURAIT #1: I guess it is.

{One of the tentacles moves forward and grab the first Ungurait, hurting him like in a Final Fantasy game}

UNGURAIT #1: ARGH! Help me, 1-Up. Do something.

1-UP: Hold on.

{1-Up puts on a mexican hat and starts dancing}

1-UP: I dance, I dance, I dance. Around the mexican hat. I dance, I dance, I dance. And that's the end of-

UNGURAIT #1: No! Help me! Don't dance!

1-UP: {looks at legs} You can dance, you can dance! Everybody look at your pants!

KYLE: {sighs} I'll deal with it.

{The word "Attack" appears above Kyle, as he jumps on one of the tentacles and drops the Ungurait, thus killing it}

UNGURAIT #1: Thank you, Kyle. By the way, you don't have any pants!

1-UP: Oh no! Everyone can see my underpants!

KYLE: You don't have underpants either, which is pretty strange.

1-UP: {short pause} WAH! I'm naked! I don't have long pants!

UNGURAIT #1: Yeah. {sighs angrily} Sure, whatever.

{1-Up runs off, crying. The two Unguraits and Kyle follow him, offscreen. After they leave, the tentacles, which are still hurt after Kyle's attack, dissapear. Fade to black and then cut to 1-Up, the two Unguraits and Kyle surrounding a camp fire, sitting in front of a cave}

KYLE: {sighs} Are you okay now?

1-UP: Yeah. Sorry about earlier.

UNGURAIT #1: It's okay. We just need to get out of here by completing the game.

KYLE: How do you know completing the game will let us free of this dimension?

1-UP: Haven't you seen those cartoons where the peoples get stuck in the online games and they have to get out by completing the MMORPG and defeating the boss, who is always the main character's enemy.

{Zoom out to view Master X watching the whole thing on his floating television}

MASTER X: That's a good idea. {gets out microphone} Alpha, can you please get Sticklyman on the picture phone.

ALPHA: {voice only} Yes, sir.

{The television screen shows a picture of a mechanical armored visor Sticklyman, sitting in a throne}

MASTER STICKLYMAN: {from television} What do you want, X?

MASTER X: I need you to do something for me.

MASTER STICKLYMAN: Look. After escaping your hypnotisation, I became a true leader. Why would I go back to working for you?

MASTER X: If you do so, I will reward you with so much money that you will be able to run for president of the universe.

MASTER STICKLYMAN: Pfft. I already have all the money I need, because my minions happen to still them.

MASTER X: I happen to have more money then anybody in 20X6. The currency is different in 40X6. You can have over, 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00-

MASTER STICKLYMAN: Very well. I know you couldn't possibly pass $X0,000,000. But, try to proove me wrong.

MASTER X: Oh, I will. Goodbye, stick man.

MASTER STICKLYMAN: Yeah, whatever.

{Master Sticklyman's image fizzles and the television turns off}

MASTER X: Excellent, excellent.

{Master X gets out his wallet. Cut to 1-Up, the two Unguraits and Kyle walking through a strange forest, and they approach a strange village}

UNGURAIT #1: Hey, guys. Check this out.

KYLE: Woah. A cilivization of pixelated characters.

{Zoom in on a few 16-bit peasants coming out of huts in the village. One of them is Rather Dashing being surrounded by two other peasants}

RATHER DASHING: Be on the look-out for Trogdor, island-version, who happens to be in 8-bittages.

PEASANT #1: Yes, Rather Dashing.

PEASANT #2: You're the boss, Rather Dashing.

1-UP: Hmm, do you think we can talk to them without-

{Trogdor approaches from behind and roars, interrupting 1-Up's speech}

1-UP: He's behind us, isn't he?

{Kyle and the two Unguraits nod, as they all turn around and look up at Trogdor, who looks exactly like he does in the Peasant's Quest video game}

KYLE: Oh, great. Another random encounter.

UNGURAIT #1: I can't wait to find the treasure. It's better then these stupid random encounters.

{Trogdor uses his beefy arm to grab 1-Up and hold him from his legs}

1-UP: Sorry. I have no money, you can stop dangling me by the feet.

{Trogdor roars, as a knight jumps into action from behind the two Unguraits and Kyle. The knight takes out his sword in an anime style and slices Trogdor in half, making Trogdor dissaprear and 1-Up fall on his head}

KYLE: Woah. You're amazing.

UNGURAIT #1: Who are you?

{The knight takes his his helmet off to reveal that "he" is actually Marzichan}

1-UP: Marzichan?!

MARZICHAN: Yeah, me and Ben play this RPG online every wednesday.

1-UP: Wow. So, this is an online game?

MARZICHAN: Yeah. Whoever finds the treasure first, wins the game.

KYLE: What happens to the other players?

MARZICHAN: If you lose, your computer's crash.

KYLE: But, what if you aren't on a computer.

MARZICHAN: Well, the game shuts down, so I guess you erase with it.

1-UP: Oh no.

{Ben walks onscreen}

BEN: But, luckily, if we all find the treasure at the same time, we'll all be the winners, but you need these chips to be on our time.

1-UP: I have an idea.

{Cut to 1-Up and Ben in a rainbow background}

1-UP & BEN: Ben support unit! Cross fusion!

{Ben turns into a strange armor which connects to 1-Up and makes 1-Up a giant robot. Cut back to 1-Up in giant robot armor now back on the island}

MARZICHAN: What was that?

KYLE: It's cross fusion. A Megaman NT Warrior rip-off.

1-UP: Come on. Let's look for the treasure. We're almost there.

{Cut to 1-Up in robot armor, Marzichan, Ben, Kyle and the two Unguraits walking towards a red X-shaped portal}

1-UP: The treasure's in here.

{Master Sticklyman jumps in from the top of the screen, in front of the portal to block 1-Up from the treasure. He is wearing a giant robot suit similar to 1-Up's}

MASTER STICKLYMAN: But, you aren't getting it.

1-UP: Huh?

MASTER STICKLYMAN: Let's fight! Me versus you! Ben versus Ken! Good versus-

1-UP: {interrupts angrily} Okay, okay. Jeez, you should shut up once in a while.

UNGURAIT #1: 1-Up. It's too dangerous.

1-UP: You guys should go ahead. Meet me back at the ship.

MARZICHAN: But, if we find the treasure, you'll erase from existance with the game.

1-UP: Just go! If I'm going to die, Sticklyman's going down with me!

MARZICHAN: {sighs} Okay, 1-Up.

{Marzichan, the two Unguraits and Kyle run into the portal and it dissapears, as the gamee slowly fades away}

1-UP: Die, Sticklyman.

{1-Up and Sticklyman run towards each other, as they slowly fade with the game. Cut to Marzichan, Ben, the two Unguraits and Kyle on the ship, flying through space, with a treasure chest full of gold and jewelry}

UNGURAIT #1: Where is 1-Up?

MARZICHAN: Oh, I shouldn't have left him behind.

KYLE: Look on the bright side. At least we have a lot of treasure.

{1-Up appears in a red X-shaped light in the driver's seat, and Ben turns back to normal}

1-UP: Did I make it? Am I back?

MARZICHAN: Yeah. You're back.

BEN: And now you have two extra members on your team.

KYLE: {scarcasticly} Yeah. That's really what we need. More bad guys and robot police following us.

UNGURAIT #1: Come on. Let's look for those 40X6 guys.

1-UP: Wait a minute. What is Sankaman always saying?

{Cut to a flashback of Sankaman with a suitcase standing next to 1-Up}

SANKAMAN: I'm leaving Planet K forever.

1-UP: {voice over} No. That's not it.

{Cut to another flashback with Sankaman, with his blue sword, fighting 1-Up}

SANKAMAN: You can't defeat me. I'm the ruler of time and space. I mean, I basicly live in the middle of it.

{Cut back to 1-Up, Marzichan, Ben, Kyle and the two Unguraits on the ship}

1-UP: Of course! We have to get to the middle of time and space to save the other two Unguraits, Contestro, Sankaman and the other people there.

UNGURAIT #1: And how do we get there?

{Short pause. 1-Up has a confused empression on his face. A holigraphic version of the paper comes down from the top of the screen saying "Click here to email 1-Up"}

Easter Eggs

Click on 1-Up's head to see an extra scene with Sticklyman at his lair.

Easter Egg Transcript

{Cuts to Master Sticklyman in his throne}

MASTER STICKLYMAN: It's a good thing I only sent a holigram of me to fight 1-Up. That stupid moron, X, thinks I'm dead now.

{Ken enters the room}

MASTER STICKLYMAN: Ken. Are you okay?

KEN: Yeah.

MASTER STICKLYMAN: Good, because I need to upgrade you again. Soon, you will be as powerful as the best fighter on Planet K.

KEN: {shuts down, speaking slowky} Apple... sauce...

Fun Facts

Explanations

Just in case you don't know, in the 1-Up email universe, Sticklyman used to work for Master X after working on the under contruction webpage and fighting Stinkoman. After escaping control of Master X, Sticklyman started his own team of enemies and left the "X-Trio", which is now known as "The Debug Force".
Alpha, Delta, Yuta, Beta and Omega all were owned by king 1-Up of 40X6, who is appereantly smart. That is until they were reproggrammed by Project X to be his minions, giving him the name "Master X".
The Debug Force, in 40X6, was actually a team of superheroes, until the explanation above happened.
Ever since the end of the X-trio, all three seperated, they all became masters. I will not do a plot about the third master, until he has actually been revealed in the Stinkoman 20X6 game.
Cross fusion is used in Megaman NT Warrior when the owner has the abilaty to become their net navis.

Trivia

The two fire trails which zoom by, may be a reference to the DeLorean from Back to the Future, which leaves behind two fire trails each time it travels to a new time period.
- The words "treasure_hunt.zip" glowing when they change dimensions is another reference to Back to the Future, when the flux capacitor glows each time it travels to a new period in time.
The long pants is a reference to the Strong Bad email, "long pants".
To see what happens next, please view the Ungurait email, "shoe".
The random encounters are a reference to most RPG games, such as Final Fantasty.
Trogdor, Rather Dashing and the peasant village are a cameo appeeance and a reference to the video game, "Peasant's Quest" and the other game, Trogdor.
The holigraphic paper at the end is called the "holograph" which most 20X6 OCE's used to use. It will be the new paper in 1-Up emails, instead of Strong Bad's paper and/or a message on the computer screen.

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