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1-UP EMAIL 64!

1-Up is emailed about never eating Pudding. Should he obey?

Cast in order of appereance): 1-Up, Marzichan, Greggo, Orano, Zombies

Transcript

{1-Up and Marzichan wallk into an Arena}

1-UP: It is time!

MARZICHAN: Are you sure you want to this? It is way more dangerous then you think.

1-UP: It's okay, sis. With the power of pudding on our side, we shalll be unbeatible.

{1-Up wallks up to the Wrestling Ring and climbs in}

1-UP: Where is Orano?

GAURD GREGGO: I am sorry... But, Orano is-

1-UP: Dead?

GAURD GREGGO: How did you know?

1-UP: He told me... All about it.

GAURD GREGGO: Impossible. How could he? He's dead.

1-UP: He's not just dead. He is also the master of the dead.

GAURD GREGGO: Wow. That has to be true. Well, I'll look for him. In the meantime, You can check emails on that computer.

1-UP: Okay. {walks up to a hover-computer} Is Hover Computers even possible? {Pause} Meh.

{An Email pops up}

Never eat pudding again!
Never! Plever! Jever! Jivery!
JIBNEY!!! 8N9RNY&%^*&^entumn OIM8NUMN98U!!!
-HANBUMGRAVNADID

1-UP: {reading} Never eat pudding again. Never, Plever, Jever, Jivery, Jibny. Eight-En-Nine are... {stops reading} What is this? Did the formula to some kind of pudding experiment explode? Anyway... {typing} So, Never eat pudding again? Hmm... I guess I could handle... {eats a bowl pudding and then continues typing} ...that!

{1-Up eats three peices of Pudding and then throws all the vegitebles away}

MARZICHAN: {offscreen} 1-Up! Look out!

1-UP: Huh? {turns around}

{Orano is coming in with a lightning sword and starts shooting at 1-Up}

ORANO: Prepare to die! {He throws one of he's lightning swordsw at 1-Up and 1-Up crashes to the ground}

1-UP: Arg! {Falls on ground. Blood comes down from mouth} Arrggghhh...

ORANO: Complain and groan all you want. Your death is going to be slow and easy.

{Orano runs up to 1-Up's body laying on the ground with life still living inside it. Orano points the remaining sword at 1-Up's head}

ORANO: Good Bye... 1-Up Kidstar Extraman Runner!

1-UP: Arg! Why isn't my pudding helping me?

{Suddenly, A bowl of pudding begins to float and it hits Orano in the eyes}

ORANO: Arg! What the? I'm blind!

{Millions of Zombies start to surround the arena}

ZOMBIES: {chants a spell} Dark powers from east and west... Heal our master at your best.

{Orano's eyes are healed}

ORANO: Hehehehehe. Very well... I shall get rid of your source of power. Zombies! Eat the Pudding!

{All of the Zombies crowd around 1-Up's pudding supply and starts eating it}

1-UP: {still hurt} No! My Pudding supply!

ORANO: Mwuhahahahahahahahahaha! Now, Where were we? Ah, Yes.

{1-Up tries he's hardest to get up. But, He can't. Orano points the lightning sword at 1-Up's head and starts to charge it up}

ORANO: Good Bye, Chosen One...

{Orano throws the sword at 1-Up's head. Luckily, 1-Up dissapears out of nowhere and the sword hits the ground}

ORANO: What? WHAT?! There are only 4 Lightning Swords in the entire World. I wasted one on Stinkoman... One on Tampo... And missed two times on 1-Up. Grr... He better be back. Zombies! Search for 1-Up. He'll pay... HE MUST BE STOPPED!

{Fade to a Black Screen. The words "To Be Continued..." appears on the screen. The paper comes down}

Fun Facts

The Arena comes from an old Homestar Runner cartoon known as "Marshmellow's Last Stand"
Orano is the fifth place of the Five 20X6 Fighting Elite.
- He might be the weakest of the five... But, He sure is strong.

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