Other Character Email 1-Up/rya

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1-UP EMAIL 117!

1-Up meets Rya from Bonus Stage, by getting two emails from her, who claims she is someone completely different. But, there is a 20X6 short before the email.

Cast (in order of appereance): Strong Bad, Vector Strong Bad, Stinkoman, Past Strong Bad, Marzichan, Ben, Ungurait #1, Ungurait #2, Kyle, 1-Up, Delta, Omega, Rya, Sigma, Gamma 002, Eta, Alpha, Master X

Transcript

{Cut to Strong Bad working on a simulation room with Stinkoman, as Vector Strong Bad appears}

STINKOMAN: Is it done, big-nose?

STRONG BAD: Almost. Vector Strong Bad has been reproggramed to only uses simulated sqaures and not physical attacks. And stop calling me big-nose.

{Strong Bad turns on the simulation and leaves. Stinkoman walks towards Vector Strong Bad and sees another Strong Bad from a past time period}

STINKOMAN: Hey, guys! How's challenges?

VECTOR STRONG BAD: {metalic voice} WHAT IT IS MY DOGE?

PAST STRONG BAD: Woah, you two know each other?

{Cut to a close-up of Stinkoman's head}

'STINKOMAN: Oh, totally sure! {leans forward and waves one of his arms} He's my training simulator! {Cut back to previous view} Check it out!

{Vector Strong Bad starts moving left and right, shooting squares from his mouth, which Stinkoman jumps around to dodge. Strong Bad follows suit shortly after. After a few seconds, they all stop}

STINKOMAN: Nice work, big-nose!

STRONG BAD: Big-nose?!

STINKOMAN: Your nose!

VECTOR STRONG BAD: LEVEL 2.

STRONG BAD: Uh-oh.

STINKOMAN: {simultaneously} Uh-oh.

{Stinkoman silenty laughs as Vector Strong Bad shoots a series of squares directly at Strong Bad. As they explode, Strong Bad disappears. Vector Strong Bad then shoots some vector squares at Stinkoman, which he dodges. Cut to 1-Up, the two Unguraits, Kyle, Ben and Marzichan flying in the ship through space}

1-UP: Well, we're flying through space, looking for the middle of time and space.

UNGURAIT #1: Middle of time and space?

KYLE: Wouldn't it be impossible for there to be such a place?

1-UP: There has to be. It says so on this treasure map that we got from the treasure hunt dimension.

BEN: It- it- it-

UNGURAIT #1: It's a map of the entire universe. We'll be able to find our way through space.

1-UP: Good. I'll buy the bread.

{1-Up opens the door of the ship and everyone floats out. Cut to everyone floating in space}

UNGURAIT #1: 1-Up! {sighs} Just great! Now we've lost the map!

MARZICHAN: And the ship.

1-UP: Well, it's good that we're all robots. We need no air.

KYLE: Except for the Unguraits. They, technically, aren't robot or humans.

1-UP: Yeah. What species are you?

UNGURAIT #1: Does it really matter at the moment?

BEN: I guess not.

UNGURAIT #2: Well, I guess we've all learnt a lesson.

KYLE: Yeah. Don't let an idiot on a space-ship.

1-UP: well, ever since the bash to the head in my 100th email, I've become much more stupid then usual. I want pudding!

KYLE: Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Can we think about the current situation here?

1-UP: I want pudding!

UNGURAIT #1: It might just be a coincidence, but there's a planet just a mile away.

MARZICHAN: How do you know that?

UNGURAIT #1: I checked the map earlier.

KYLE: Come on. Let's float to that planet over there.

{Ben, Marzichan, the two Unguraits, Kyle and 1-Up all float offscreen. Cut to Delta, Omega, Sigma, Gamma 002 and Eta surrounding a robot which looks like Rya from Bonus Stage}

SIGMA: So, what is this? Why did you bring us here again?

DELTA: I found this robot in the capsules downstairs under a note saying that nobody should open this until 200 years from 2007. Is it 200 years passed 2007?

OMEGA: Yeah, maybe. I don't know.

DELTA: Yeah. So, I opened the capsule that had the note signed by Master X and I found this 21st century technology, obviously from a different universe.

ETA: This is Rya, from the webtoon "Bonus Stage".

GAMMA 002: At least someone knows who she is.

ETA: I thought Rya died in that episode where she became human.

DELTA: Anyway, when I found her, she seemed damaged, so I upgraded her with modern-day technology so she can now use the "double deuce".

GAMMA 002: So, shell be able to destroy Stinkoman?

DELTA: Yes.

{Delta gets out a remote and presses the only button on it. Rya slowly opens her eyes to the sound of dramatic music. As she opens her eyes, it is revealed that her eyes are glowing red}

ALPHA: Hey, guys. I found 1-Up and they appear to-

RYA: I have to kill you!

{Rya charages up a double deuce with both fists and shoots Alpha to the ground}

DELTA: She's perfect.

RYA: Who the crap are you people?

OMEGA: Don't worry. We rebuilt you with 20x6 technology to get revenge on the Unguraits.

RYA: Yes, whatever. But, first I have to go to the store and buy some chicken soup.

{Rya jumps offscreen}

DELTA: Well, that was pretty strange.

ETA: Pfft. hat else do you expect from a crazy webtoon universe?

GAMMA 002: Is the creator of "Bonus Stage" some strange noobish human in the real world with nothing better to do?

ETA: Nah. Not really. I mean, why did you say that? You don't even know who he is.

SIGMA: I have an idea. Rya. Can you email something to a good friend of ours?

{Rya jumps back in}

RYA: Whatever. What is it?

DELTA: We need you to email something to 1-Up. A prank. And try to reveal your identity. Okay?

RYA: Sure. Okay.

{Rya walks over to a computer and starts typing}

RYA: {typing} Dear the uppity one. Have you noticed you were...

{Zoom outr and fade to black. Cut to 1-Up, Marzichan, Ben, the two Unguraits and Kyle at a gas station. In the background, you can see that 1-Up's ship crash-landed earlier that day}

1-UP: It's a good thing we got out of that ship, before it crashed here.

UNGURAIT #1: Hopefully, the computer isn't broken.

1-UP: I think it was quite damaged.

BEN: You know, I make print out email meessages. Maybe, you can use me to check your email.

1-UP: Sure. Print out an email at random.

{A tiny peice of paper prints out of Ben's mouth and 1-Up grabs it and begins to read}

Dear the uppity one,
Have you noticed you were PREGNANT?!
Because you are. I think that explains
the sickness and the mood swings.
-Rya Kirsch (Not Botkins)

{1-Up starts reading, but stops reading at the word "were", being interrupted by Ben}

BEN: Hey. Look. It turns out your old Tandy is actually not built yet. Want me to buy it when it comes out in 27X4?

1-UP: Hmm, if you buy that computer then in the 30th century, where I time travel to, I'll get the computer. But, if you don't give me that computer in 30X2, because you never bought it in 27X4, then I'll never be able to check the email which saves my life while fighting Orano.

BEN: Alright, alright. I'll buy it when it comes out.Don't worry about paradoxes. Just let time go the way it's meant to go.

1-UP: You're right. Sorry, Ben.

{Zoom out to view Master X and Alpha watching the whole thing on a hovering television}

MASTER X: Little do you know, 1-Up, Ben must be stolen by Sticklyman and join Ken very soon in the timeline.

ALPHA: Umm, master?

{Master X turns to Alpha. Alpha looks at Master X with fear}

MASTER X: {sighs} What do you want? This better be important.

ALPHA: I have located the Dark Elf and the Ungurait Pharoah.

MASTER X: Good, good. Any other details I should know about?

ALPHA: Yes. He is travelling towards the south region of Planet K along with another person who is propably guiding them to a specail area located in the south area of Planet K.

MASTER X: Good. Keep up with the good work. Everything's going according to plan.

ALPHA: Including the paradox?

MASTER X: Okay. That wasn't a part of the plan. Just get back to work!

ALPHA: Yes, master.

{Alpha leaves. Fade to black. Cut to 1-Up, Ben, Marzichan, the two Unguraits and Kyle repairing the ship}

1-UP: Okay. Ungurait #1 and Kyle, you can go buy some more replacement parts, while me, Ungurait #2, Ben and Marzichan take a break.

UNGURAIT #1: Yeah, whatever.

{Ungurait #1 and Kyle go offscreen as 1-Up, Marzichan, Ben and Ungurait #2 sit down next to the ship}

1-UP: It sure is a desert out here.

BEN: It sure is.

1-UP: Okay. So, what were you doing playing the online treasure hunt game anyway?

MARZICHAN: Well, I heard that there was information on the Dark Elf there and I need to regain the Dark Elf's wand to destroy him and do what many of my anscestors have done before. I will pass on the wand to future generations.

1-UP: So, I don't get it?

MARZICHAN: Of course not! You've used your chosen powers in the wrong way! There is no way I'm giving it to you!

1-UP: Yes, yes. Whatever. The point is that we haven't seen each other for a while. We should at least think positive.

MARZICHAN: So, got any last questions?

1-UP: Yeah. I was wondering how come...

{Zoom out to view Ryaa watching the entire thing on Master X's hovering television}

RYA: Darn it! He never answered the email! Well, I guess I will have to destroy him myself.

{Rya walks offscreen. The screen zooms out to view Rya jumping into a mini space-ship, and it flies off. Cut back to 1-Up, Marzichan, Ben and Ungurait #2 standing near their ship while Ungurait #2 and Kyle do the repairs to the ship}

1-UP: So, that's why?

MARZICHAN: Yeah. That's why.

{Rya's tiny space-ship crashes a few metres from where 1-Up, Marzichan, the two Unguraits, Ben and Kyle are. Rya emerges from it and gets out her fist, which is burning a red-ish colour, similar to how Stinkoman charges his double deuce}

RYA: You are going to die!

1-UP: Woah. Can't I ever have an email where I don't get stuck in a fight with a cameo?

{The Holigram comes down saying "Click Here to Email 1-Up" as the last frame becomes a pencil sketch like the end of an anime cartoon}

Fun Facts

Trivia

The use of the character, Rya, is a reference to how Rya appereance as a villian in Ungurait emails.
This is the second appereance of Sigma, Gamma 002 and Eta.
Rya is originally from the webtoon known as "Bonus Stage".
- Rya being turned human and killed is a reference to one of the 2006 Bonus Stage episodes.
If you have not seen previous emails, you will not understand what 1-Up and Marzichan are talking about.
The Holigram will be the new paper which 1-Up uses every email.

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