Other Character Email 1-Up/puddingarmor
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1-UP EMAIL 87!
1-Up gets some pudding armor. Just in time, too. Orano has escaped to dark realms.
Cast (in order of appereance): Orano, Zombies, Shadows, Dark Stinkoman, 1-Up, Stinkoman 30X2 Pan Pan, Wizards
Transcript
{Cuts to the graveyard. A portal opens up. Orano crawls out}
ORANO: Grr... 1-Up is going to p- Arg! Pay! He's going to pay for what he did to me! I will soon have my revenge...
{Orano slowly crumbles}
ORANO: Huh? The Zombies? The Shadows? They are against me. B-but... I am their king. I am your king!
{Zombies and big shadows start to emerge from the ground}
ORANO: Oh no... I no longer have the power to control them... I'm going to die...
{Dark Stinkoman jumps in}
DARK STINKOMAN: Dark Deuce!
{All the zombies and shadows are destroyed straight away}
ORANO: Wh-What? Who are you? You diddn't even touch them and they straight away went back to their graves. You destroyed them.
DARK STINKOMAN: Hehehe. Fool. I can destroy people just by looking at them.
ORANO: Wh-Why are you? Stay back!
DARK STINKOMAN: You moron. I'm here to save you. I can't defeat 1-Up alone. I heard that you were the only one besides me that can still beat him. Do you still have your lightning swords?
ORANO: Arg... No... I wasted them on 1-Up...
DARK STINKOMAN: Well, Fear not. I got you a new sword that shoots the evilest lightning in the world. It is known as Postlethwaite Lightning.
ORANO: Hmm... Yes. Postlethwaite Lightning is the most powerful lightning in the world. It would kill 1-Up straight away.
DARK STINKOMAN: But, 1-Up can easily come back to life. We must destroy Hellven.
ORANO: What is Hellven?
DARK STINKOMAN: It's a place in between Hell and Heaven. We must go there and destroy the AngeDevil. With the AngeDevil destroyed, We will be able to control everything. The universe and the real world.
ORANO: The real world? You mean the universe outside the Homestar Runner Universe. You mean Reality?
DARK STINKOMAN: Yes. With the Dark Elf Wand and the plans for Project Ken. We will be unstoppable. But first, I must train you. After that, You can go get some recruits and send an army of Postlethwaites to 1-Up.
ORANO: Can I also bring Mr. Ubbers and Clowders.
DARK STINKOMAN: I don't care. As long as you distract 1-Up.
ORANO: Yes, Sir.
DARK STINKOMAN: Don't call me "sir." I'm not your master. We are eqauls.
ORANO: Cool.
{Cuts to Stinkoman HQ where 1-Up is checking an email on Stinkoman's Windomac 30X6}
1-UP: {singing} Email. Email. I err... can't sing an... email... umm... rap...
1-Up,
What if you bought some PUDDING ARMOR?
Non-canoningly,
Mars Kay
1-UP: {typing} Pudding Armor? Cool. Does that actually exist?
{Stinkoman walks in}
STINKOMAN: No. It doesn't exist. By the way, You're outta here!
1-UP: What?
STINKOMAN: I'm evicting you from my ship on the grounds of... Uh... I'm evicting you.
1-UP: Why? I thought we were getting along great here.
STINKOMAN: Yeah, well, I've really tried to tolerate you and your rowdy behavior, but a man can only take so much.
1-UP: What? Do you think I've been a bad person here?
STINKOMAN: Yes. Don't you remember the time you made that noise?
{Cuts to 1-Up standing in Stinkoman HQ in a flashback. 1-Up blinks, and a ninja star is thrown at him}
STINKOMAN: Shut up. I'm trying to sleep in here.
{Cuts back to Stinkoman HQ in the present (20X6)}
STINKOMAN: And let's not forget that other time you shot a hole through the wall.
1-UP: That was you. Not me.
STINKOMAN: Fine. Do you want a challenge?
1-UP: Yeah. Sure.
STINKOMAN: Fine. We'll do it some day when I have spare time.
1-UP: Okay. Whatever.
{Stinkoman leaves}
1-UP: Hmm... Pudding Armor...
{30X2 Pan Pan appears out of nowhere in a huge flash}
30X2 PAN PAN: Hey, 1-Up.
1-UP: Hey. It's future Pan Pan. The one that can talk.
30X2 PAN PAN: Your future self told me that you might want some Pudding Armor.
1-UP: You're saying that I'm still alive in 30X2?
30X2 PAN PAN: Yes.
1-UP: Good.
30X2 PAN PAN: In the future, You invent the Pudding Armor. But since you don't invent it till 20X9, I decided to bring it to 20X6 to inspire you. Also, It'll help you against Orano.
1-UP: What do you mean? He's in the Dark Realms.
30X2 PAN PAN: Dark Stinkoman is recruiting most of your enemies to form a group. Orano escaped the Dark Realms.
1-UP: How do you know this?
30X2 PAN PAN: Because I'm from the future. Duh.
1-UP: Oh.
30X2 PAN PAN: Well, I better go. Good luck with your pudding armor.
{30X2 Pan Pan dissapears in a flash}
1-UP: Well, I better be prepared for Orano.
{1-Up puts the Pudding Armor on and walks outside. Millions of Zombies, Shadows and Wizards are walking towards Stinkoman HQ}
1-UP: Let's get ready to rumble with my new pudding armor!
{1-Up jumps into the air and shoots some pudding at the zombies. All the zombies fall down}
1-UP: Go back to the darkness, Shadows! Pudding Deuce!
{1-Up shoots a flaming pudding at the shadows which make them dissapear}
1-UP: To finish you off, I'll use the legendary...
{1-Up charges up a deuce with both hands. 1-Up shoots the deuce and it hits what is left of the evil army}
1-UP: Psssshhh! The Double Deuce!
{1-Up walks back into Stinkoman HQ}
1-UP: Well, That was boring. I better use this pudding armor later for when I really need it.
{Cuts to the inside of Stinkoman HQ}
1-UP: When do you think I'll be the guy?
STINKOMAN: Never. Your just a kid. {sighs} 1-Up, I keep telling you. You'll be the guy when you're older.
1-UP: {cries} O-Okay...
{1-Up walks off. The Paper comes down}
Fun Facts
- Orano and Dark Stinkoman are going to be a big part of 1-Up Email 100.
- Being the guy will also be a big part of the storyline to 1-Up Email 100.
