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1-Up, Homestar Runner and Ben visit Strong Bad and The Cheat.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Homestar Runner, Ben, Strong Bad, The Cheat

Transcript

I won the prize!

{Cuts to 1-Up and Homestar Runner with ripped clothes and bags on their back}

1-UP: Dad, Look.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: We made it to Strong Bad's House. Yes!

1-UP: That's not Strong Bad's House, Dad. That's Stinkoman Headqaurters. It's me and Stinkoman's Treehouse.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: But, Strong Bad's House used to be there. Oh, I get it. Strong Bad lives in there now. He changed he's house.

{Cuts to Strong Bad and the cheat sitting down watching TV}

STRONG BAD: Where could he be?

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: No. Nobody could've stole him.

{Homestar Runner and 1-Up walk in}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What's up?

STRONG BAD: Why are your clothes all ripped apart.

1-UP: Somebody destroyed our house.

STRONG BAD: Well, Somebody took my son.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What son? I diddn't know you had a wife.

STRONG BAD: I don't have a wife. I made a robot with the soul purpose of being my bodygaurd. Not only that But, I also created him because I got lonely. Ever since Strong Mad and Strong sad left home with their wives, I was lonely. So, I made Stinkoman.

1-UP: Oh, Okay. Is it okay if I use your computer?

STRONG BAD: Go ahead. In fact, I'll be glad to help you look for Marzipan and Marzichan if you help me look for Stinkoman afterwards.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay. Hey, Wait a minute. We never said anything about that. How did you know?

STRONG BAD: Oh. My Time Television showed me. It shows what is going to happen.

{Cuts to 1-Up sitting on aa stool in front of Strong Bad's Lappy 486. But, It's broken}

1-UP: Hey, It's my old Lappy. It's working again and Strong bad uses it now. I'll have to use it... just one more time.

1-Up,
What's with that spinny kick you do?
What kind of training does it take
to learn it?
You ate my lappy,
JelloB.

1-UP: The spin-kick is an attack I learned when I was a kid. Stinkoman taught it to me. It was the very first attack we learned. As for what kind of training I larn, I learn all types of training. I learn them in Challenge Class at school. As for your last statement, I diddn't eat your Lappy, Jelly Bee. Hey, Good name by the way. A Jelly Bee! Hmm... Jelly. That's making me hungry. {runs offscreen} Pudding Awaaaaaaaaaay!

{Cuts to Homestar Runner, Strong Bad and The Cheat watching TV with Cold Ones in there hands}

STRONG BAD: I always thought that Bob loved Kate.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: But, Bob is an Evil Guy.

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Yeah. This is a good show. Pass the Popcorn.

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Oh. The Popcorn is all gone.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'll get another packet of Popcorn. {gets up an walks into Kitchen}

{1-Up walks onscreen}

1-UP: Guys.

STRONG BAD: Shoosh. We're watching TV.

1-UP: Oh, Sorry. Where's my Dad?

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises}

1-UP: Thanks, The Cheat.

{1-Up walks into the Kitchen. Cuts to the Kitchen where Homestar Runner is grabbing a packet of Popcorn}

1-UP: Hey, Dad.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What is it, son?

1-UP: Doesn't it seem odd that someone steals Marzipan and Marzichan and one moment later, the house is destroyed.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yes, that is odd.

1-UP: I think I might now wgho we're dealing with. But, To make sure I'm correct we must think of what's been happening lately.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: There was you dissapearing to the Future.

1-UP: Yes. Good, Good. {writes it down on a notepad}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: And there was the time Homeschool Winner stole Marzipan.

1-UP: And the time Tampo was my Master. {writes it all down on the notepad}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: And the time Sticklyman stole all the talismans of Power.

1-UP: Wait. Stop right there. All of this relates to one thing.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What is it?

1-UP: It all makes sence. Sticklyman, Homeschool Winner, Master X, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, Saargstton and Liekand. Look. What is the one thing that every enemy on the planet wants?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: The Dark Elf.

1-UP: Exactly. It all makes sence. The puzzle is being put together. We just need one final peice to the mystery.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What's that?

1-UP: Oh, Come on! Isn't it obvious? Fine. I'll tell you. The Talismans, The Time Travel, The Super Powers, The Dark Elf. All these powers are controlled by...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Gasps}

1-UP: Exactly.

BOTH: Marzichan's Wand!

1-UP: Homeschool Winner stole Marzipan because master X gave him the abilaty to Time Travel and Homeschool Winner went against Master X because he wanted Marzipan's Invisible Necklace. The Necklace was transformed into a Wand when she secretly snuck away and lied to us saying she was going out for a coffee.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: So, She was really actualy going out to transform the necklace into a wand because Master X was a good guy and promised that it'd do good.

1-UP: But, He's Anger and Hatred against all living things took over so he became a bad guy because of an Evil Dark Spirit located in the Dark Orb. Marzipan's Wand was passed on to Marzichan to control. Marzichan was soon taken over by Master X and kept it secret from us. So, That explains it.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Explains what?

1-UP: Listen carefully. I am only going to say this once. When I was stuck in the future, a group of enemies abducted me into their Spaceship. Marzichan was one of the Enemies. I am guessing it is because of the wand.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: So, If Marzichan and Marzipan have been stolen. Then that means...

1-UP: Every robot will be taken over by Darkness. The Robots will go against everyone and then the human-race is done for, the world will belong... to the robots...

{Homestar Runner and 1-Up gasp}

1-UP: We can't do anything now except sit and wait. When I say it is time, We will get him... Whover he is. Tommorow, We will go back to our destroyed home to complete the puzzle and solve the mystery.

{They both leave. The Paper comes down}

Fun Facts

Bob and kate are both characters from a TV Show called "Blackadder" made by BBC.
Homeschool Winner getting married to Marzipan is reffered to "Homestar Runner Movie 3: Mid-Life Crisis"

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