Other Character Email 1-Up/future

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1-UP EMAIL 110!

1-Up is sent to the future after being chased by Vector Strong Bad into a rip in time and space caused by the strong, but slow, apocalypse.

Cast (in order of appereance): Strong Bad, Vector Strong Bad, 1-Up, Greggo, 40X6 Greggo, Omega, 40X6 1-Up, Tiny tin robot, Project X

Transcript

{Cuts to Strong Bad in his lab setting up a machine that looks similar to Dr. Light's holigram machine from Megaman X1}

STRONG BAD: There. Now I can project a holigraphic program through the machine and create some time of holigraphic Strong Bad. Perhaps a vector-type Strong Bad.

{Strong Bad pulls a switch which causes the lights to go off and the machine to start printing a vector-like image of Strong Bad, but the lights start to flicker as the machine starts to finish making a holigraphic Strong Bad head}

FEMALE LAPPY: {voice only} Error, error. Unable to complete holigraphic program due to technical difficulties.

{The machine turns off and the whole lab explodes. Cuts to Strong Bad laying in what is left of his lab and slowly oening his eyes}

STRONG BAD: Arg. What happened? It's almost as if only the outline of the Strong Bad holigraphic head was created. But, how can my holigram walk around when he's just an- Oh no.

{The camera zooms out of the lab to reveal a path of destruction}

STRONG BAD: Oh no. According to these documents, the glitch caused the holigram to not obey orders and go against it's programming. It also suffers brain damage and may not be able to pronounce... umm...

{Vector Strong Bad sneaks up on Strong Bad and looks down at him. Strong Bad turns around and looks up at Vector Strong Bad in fear}

VECTOR STRONG BAD: Your head asplode!

STRONG BAD: {screaming} Noooooooooooooo!

{Strong Bad's voice fades into the distance. Cut to 1-Up in an elevator at Stinkoman HQ with a few Jaros and a Greggo wearing a blue hat, with some tools}

1-UP: {whispers} Hey, do you work here?

GREGGO: Nope. I'm here to cut off the pudding supplies.

1-UP: Oh, okay.

{After a short period of time, the elevator makes a "ding" noise and everyone gets off 1-Up walks oiver to his computer while the Greggos and Jaros walk/jump offscreen}

1-UP: It's time to check my email with a little song. {singing} Email-mail-mail-mail the email-mail-mail.

Dear no arms
Your head asplode.
Vector SB,

1-UP: {typing} Well, well. Look who is alive. How's it been Strong Bad? I thought the apocalypse would've killed you by now. Well anyway, I hope the chemical worked and if my head asploded, it'd go something like this.

{"The Strong Bad Zone" video game appears on the Lappotron's screen}

1-UP: Check it out.

{Vector Strong Bad, on the computer screen, shooting down the spikey headed guy with a sheild. The spikey headed guy explodes}

VECTOR STRONG BAD: {on computer} Well, your head asplode.

1-UP: {laughs} That was so funny.

VECTOR STRONG BAD: {on computer} No, seriously. Your head asplode.

1-UP: {slowly stops laughing} I... umm... Huh?

VECTOR STRONG BAD: {slowly coming out of computer} YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!

{Vector Strong Bad crashes out of the computer and looks down at 1-Up}

1-UP: WAH!

{1-Up starts running towards window and jumps out. Cut to the outside of Stinkoman HQ where 1-Up is falling really quickly}

1-UP: Um, I probably should've given this more thought.

{Vector Strong Bad comes up onscreen from behind 1-Up}

VECTOR STRONG BAD: ASPLODE! ASPLODE! ASPLODE!

1-UP: Not today, crapface!

{1-Up lands smoothly on the ground and then jumps back in the air and starts spinning with his foot in the air. His foot collides with the vector Strong Bad head and it starts flying into the distance}

1-UP: Yay! {lands on the ground again} Triple spin-kick deuce!

{Cuts to Vector strong Bad zooming through space}

VECTOR STRONG BAD: Well, my head asplode.

{Vector Strong Bad explodes. Cut back to 1-Up dancing, but at the same time, walking backwards towards a cliff, without watching where he is going}

1-UP: {excited} Oh, yeah! I destroyed the big Strong Bad head! I also want some pudd- {falls off cliff} ...iiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!

{Cut to below the cliff where a tiny portal appears just underneath 1-Up. 1-Up comes in from the top of the screen and falls into the rip in time and space. Cut to 1-Up falling on to a building on his butt, he is a bit dizzy when he gets up}

1-UP: Oow... my head...

{1-Up begins to walk slowly, wobbling all over the place}

1-UP: What does that sign say?

{Cut to a big billboard with a picture of 1-Up on it with the words "The revoloution is over!" on it}

1-UP: Woah. {eyes turn green} According to my scanners, this place is crap. {short pause} Oh, oh. It also looks like I'm in 40X6! {1-Up's eyes turn back to normal and a tiny Greggo walks up behind him}

40X6 GREGGO: Master 1-up requests that you see him at once, on his first day as king, may I remind you.

1-UP: What?! Master...? King...? 1-Up...? {short pause} Him...? First...? Once...? At...?

40X6 GREGGO: Umm, yes. {imatates 1-Up} Master King 1-Up him first once at.

1-UP: Huh?

40X6 GREGGO: Just get over here!

{The 40X6 Greggo grabs 1-Up and walks off. Cut to a large dark mansion, being surrounded by some dark clouds, then fade to black. Camera pans over to an oder form of 1-Up with a crown sitting in a chair pointing at Omega, Delta and Beta}

40X6 1-UP: Have you got all that? I will send you, Project X and two other robot agents to the exact year of 20X6 to revive the Ungurait King and stop Tampo from taking over Planet K.

OMEGA: Yes, sir. We shall not fail you.

{Omega, Delta and Beta leave as the 40X6 Greggo walks onscreen, dragging 1-Up accross the ground behind him}

40X6 GREGGO: I found you're past self from February 20X6, sir.

40X6 1-UP: Thank you. You can have a day off.

{The 40X6 Greggo walks offscreen, through the door he came in}

40X6 1-UP: Well, 1-Up. Can you do a-

1-UP: {interrupts} I'm very good at answering questions.

40X6 1-UP: Then, perhaps-

1-UP: {interrupts, again} I said "I'm very good at answering questions."

40X6 1-UP: Umm, are you dumb?

1-UP: Some of us work for a living.

40X6 1-UP: Well, then maybe you could-

1-UP: {interrupts} Are you gonna get that?

40X6 1-UP: Umm, what?

1-UP: The phone. It's definately for you.

40X6 1-UP: What phone?! What the crap are you talking about?!

1-UP: Sorry. I diddn't bring any. I drove.

40X6 1-UP: Right, well. I would like to explain how deeply honored I am to meet you. In 40X6, we are aware off the multiverse and have ways of travelling from one universe to another at will.

{A blue and green portal opens up in front of 1-Up}

1-UP: Yay! Pudding!

40X6 1-UP: No, it's not pudding. You see, I'm going to take you on a trip through time, explaining the timeline. You see, after Stinkoman's big crisis, you were created only to stop Stinkoman. When 1-Up emails were created, storylines that made no sense started to rise.

1-UP: Does this mean I can have a day off school?

40X6 1-UP: You haven't listened to a word I've said have you!

1-UP: You'll have to speak up.

40X6 1-UP: {sighs} Come on. Just listen to me. You see, in the beggining, you fought Stinkoman, but after millions of bashes to the head, you suffered from memory loss and gained dumbness. After the big fight, you, Stinkoman and Pan Pan eventually became a part of the Stinkoman HQ, which was built over Strong Bad's house.

{The portal starts changing colour and morphing into different shapes, until it changes into an animation of 1-Up, Stinkoman and Pan Pan fighting Tampo and Stlunko}

40X6 1-UP: Millions of Stinkoman prototypes were sent out, but the original Stinkoman became dark. Sticklyman, Project X and your Stinkoman are all prototypes to Dark Stinkoman, but you diddn't know that at the time. After the events of, what we like to call, Stinkoman 20X6, you started an email show by using Strong Bad's abandoned Lappy 486 and upgrading it to your needs.

{The portal then shows a scene from the first 1-Up email}

40X6 1-UP: See that?

1-UP: Yeah. There's a pretty painting behind that portal.

40X6 1-UP: {sighs} Anyway, maybe I should just explain 1-Up emails' questionable storylines and make sure you let my Debug Force change reality at will.

1-UP: But, how is that possible?

40X6 1-UP: Well, during 37X4, in a time of war and disaster, Tampo, Brody and Stlunko lost control of their minions during a the robot revoloution where all robots turned against humans, except for Stlunko and you who was being repaired to gaurd the last pudding on Planet K.

1-UP: But, who repaired me and my remains?

40X6 1-UP: Nobody knows. All I remember is waking up next to Stlunko, in the middle of a fight with Chorch Unit 014. I was able to get rid of Tampo's control.

1-UP: Did the same thing happen in other universes?

40X6 1-UP: Unfortunatly, no. In many other universes in the wiki unit, users can express their own ideas on how they think the Homestar Runner universe works, but nothing is more real then the original.

1-UP: And what's the original "Homestar Runner" uni-

{Suddenly, an alarm blares and a small tin robot runs in}

TINY TIN ROBOT: Sir, there is an enemy attacking the third sector.

40X6 1-UP: Put the men on standby and don't let them get away with the B.E.N unit.

TINY TIN ROBOT: No, you don't understand. They already have the robot unit.

1-UP: Who are they?

TINY TIN ROBOT: They're the Debug Force, they're betraying us to go back in time to when 1-Up got his 54th email. They're currently explaining their plan to their victims and going into one of Project X's dark portals.

40X6 1-UP: Oh no.

1-UP: Debug force? Are they the people that tried to hack my email account, but couldn't get around my backup password?

40X6 1-UP: They did what?! Oh, man. I cannot beleive it. I told them to go back in time and stop Mitchell from making stupid storylines, and instead, they're going to take over the wiki network all together.

1-UP: But, how can I stop them? They have power pbeyond my pudding punches.

40X6 1-UP: You moron! You have no hands! Stop wasting time!

{Project X walks in and smacks the tiny tin robot on the head with a shovel}

PROJECT X: See you in the past... {laughs}

{Project X fades away. The tiny tin robot falls to the ground and deactivates. Cut to 1-Up and 40X6 1-Up standing in the field with a weird portal standing there, hanging from the air and spinning}

40X6 1-UP: Just remember, if you see a hole in the space time continuum, it isn't a paradox. It's just a plot hole.

{1-Up laughs and jumps into the portal. Cut to his computer room, 1-Up suddenly appears on the stool and starts typing on his computer}

1-UP: Woah. That was fun. I want more fun. {smiles and runs off}

{Stinkoman walks onscreen}

STINKOMAN: {looks both ways and then looks at the screen} I think the author has some serious explainin' to do.

{The Paper comes down, hitting Stinkoman in the head}

STINKOMAN: WAH! Is this a crazy mixed up way of asking a great fighter to a challenge, paper-boy?

{Stinkoman looks up at the paper and tries to grab it by jumping towards it. The Paper goes back up and Stinkoman misses, falling to the ground}

STINKOMAN: Ow! My head hurts! It's like my head, it hurts so bad!

{The Paper comes back down}

Easter Eggs

Click on Stinkoman's head to see a clip of Strong Bad reading a book to Homestar Runner at his computer room.

STRONG BAD: {reading} ...so, the little man who like pudding became the king of some kind of stupid planet that isn't Earth.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Can you wead anudda' one?

STRONG BAD: Very well. This one is called "1-Up and the toilet that couldn't flush."

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {excited} Pancake! Pancake! Pancake!

Fun Facts

Explanations

The Debug Force that you saw in 40X6 was actually the past selves of the Debug Force from 20X6. It may seem a bit confusing, but when you think about it, it's not actually confusing at all.

Trivia

This is the first time you get to see fanstuff based in 40X6 in 1-Up emails, or any other other character email, for that matter.

Self References

The 1-Up email timeline doesn't effect any other fanstuff on the wiki.
An author character is a reference to Bob and George, but also references Mitchell emails and the entire wiki.
1-Up asking about how the 40X6 thing diddn't effect other fanstuff is a reference to Joshua, letting me do mini-crossovers which have no effect on Tampo emails and explains if I did something wrong.
- If referencing Joshua offends him again, he is allowed to delete it, or at least change it.

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