Other Character Email 1-Up/threemail

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1-UP EMAIL 92!

1-Up answers three emails and then does something he hasn't done in a while. If you guessed "time travel," you are correct.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Brody, Gokul, Tampo, Saargtsson, 2-Up, 3-Up, Marzichan, Strong Bad, The Cheat, The Chibi, Stinkoman, Homsake, Homsar, Homeschool Winner, +2, .Hack, 1-Down, 1-UPx2, 9-Up, 10-Up, 11-Up, 2-Down–Evil-Up, 2-Down, 3-Down, 4-Up, 3-Down, Champion Z, Bubusuke, X-Up

Transcript

{Cuts to 1-Up on the Windomac 30X6 which is Stinkoman's computer}

1-UP: 1-UP: Alright people, because this is my ninety-second e-mail, I'll answer ninety-two of your e-mails. {hesitantly} Uh, minus eighty-nine. 'Cause you know, {whispers, barely audible} ninety-two minus eighty-nine is three. {normal voice} Now let's get this trainwreck a rollin'! {brings up email}

Yo 1-up,
What came first? The chicken, or the egg?
0000

1-UP: {reading} 1-Up, Your a yo-yo. What came first? The chicken or the egg? Well, It looks like this email was signed by Four Zeros. {typing} Amazing. It took all four of you to call me a yo-yo. {short pause} I'm so proud of you. Anyway, What came first? The chicken or the egg? Hmm... Good question, Zero-for-Rent. I'll go ask Brody. I think he's some type of mutant chicken.

{Cuts to Brody relaxing in the lava in the Lava Zone}

1-UP: Wah! What are you doing?

BRODY: Oh, hey.

1-UP: Doesn't that lava burn?

BRODY: Nah. It's not real lava. It's a relaxing Lava Bath. It's quite relaxing.

1-UP: No thanks. I'm wondering about the chicken and the egg. What came first?

BRODY: Aaah, Yes. The meaning of life question. The only person to know about that was The Homestar Runner of 1936.

1-UP: Well, What is the meaning of life?

BRODY: Nobody knows. Anyway, I think you should ask Tampo about your question. He's the brain in this joint.

1-UP: Thanks.

{1-Up leaves}

BRODY: Wait a minute. Was that Stinkoman's pudding-loving pal? What was his name? Meh. {relaxes}

{Cuts to 1-Up walking into the Lava Zone}

1-UP: {singing} Walkin' all alone in the Lava Zo- {stops singong} Ooh. A throbbing mass of pudding.

{1-Up is about to walk into a Gokul. Some falling stones fall from the roof and crush the Gokul}

1-UP: No! My pudding is destroyed! I hate you, falling rocks!

{1-Up keeps walking until he sees a lava-fall}

1-UP: Oh, well. I guess- Wow! Glowing orange pudding! My favourite!

{The lava dissapears}

1-UP: Wah! Is this some sort of backwards challenge?

{Cuts to Tampo talking to Saargtsson. Saargtsson leaves. 1-Up walks in}

TAMPO: Oh. It's you. What do you want?

1-UP: I heard that you knew about the chicken and the egg question.

TAMPO: Go away. I'm busy.

1-UP: Fine.

{Cuts back to 1-Up at the Windomac 30X6}

1-UP: {typing} Sorry, It look like I can't find the answer to you question. Well, It's time for my next email.

Hello, 1-op,
I will get my revenge on Evil!
Help me get to the moon,
you big dummy weirdo. I will not enjoy this.
I hate you and your e-mail sucks,
-Robo Rya

1-UP: {sighs} Stupid Bonus Stage references. I know that every email deserves to be answered. But, This is getting ridiculous. Okay, Okay, Okay. {typing} Hello, Roba-Ryo. I will get my revenge on Dark Stinkoman. Help me get to their base. Your a big dummy weird moron. I will not enjoy you. I hate you and your show sucks.

{The next email pops up}

Hey 1-Up,
You seem to be acting bored lately, so here's an idea to spice up your life! Why don't you get all the -Ups and -Downs you know and throw a party or something? Maybe play a prank on Stinkoman or get revenge on someone. I don't care, have fun! (Although you might want to zap some of them with an anti-evil beam first.)

- Joshua

1-UP: Now, This is much more like it. {typing} Good idea, Mr. Josh-guy. I will use your suggestion. But, Who is a "Down?" I've never heard of 1-Down. I'll just get all the ups and maybe some other people.

{Cuts to a party where 1-Up, 2-Up, 3-Up, Marzichan, Strong Bad, The Cheat, The Chibi, Stinkoman, Homsake, Homsar, Homeschool Winner, +2, .Hack, 1-Down, 1-UPx2, 9-Up, 10-Up, 11-Up, 2-Down–Evil-Up, 2-Down, 3-Down, 4-Up, 3-Down, Champion Z, Bubusuke and X-Up are dancing. The evil ones appear to be looking happy and not evil}

1-UP: This party is working out great.

3-UP: Yes. It sure is. It's like a family reunion.

+2: Except for the fact that sme people that aren't from our family are here.

HOMSAR: DaAaAaAaAaAaAa! This party-pooper is like the toothpick of a sunday!

1-UP: Who wants to play "Spin the Bottle?"

{Everyone runs to the other side of the room}

1-UP: What?

{The Paper comes down}