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1-UP EMAIL 79!

1-Up is emailed by Phil to host his email show. He explains that he once did host his email show in space.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Gunhaver, Alpha Stan, Steve, Reynold, Stinkoman, Nebulon, Shadowy Figure

Transcript

{Cuts to 1-Up and Gunhaver at the Alpha}

GUNHAVER: Look! It won't eat you!

1-UP: Okay... {Looks at Alpha} Here we go!

Dear 1-up,
Why don't you host your show from space?
Or on an all water planet?
-GO NOW!
Phil

1-UP: {typing} Well, I did host my email show in space one time. But, It ended out in major crisis. So, The first email were straight away deleted before they made it to the internet. Hmm... Maybe, I could find it. I think we still have it as a DVD somewhere. {stops typing} Gunhaver, Do you have a DVD player?

GUNHAVER: {offscreen} Yeah. It's in the other room.

1-UP: Thanks.

{Cuts to 1-Up with the DVD. He pops it into the DVD Player and the email starts. Gunhaver, Steve and Reynold come in and sit on the couch to watch the email. Cuts to a closeup of the TV and the email starts. Cuts to inside of Stinkoman headquarters. Stinkoman is playing a video game. 1-Up walks in from the right}

1-UP: I need your help rescuing Pan Pan! I'm just a kid! Maybe when I'm older!

STINKOMAN: No way. I help you out on Level 4. You're on your own on this one.

1-UP: {gulps}

{1-Up exits the building. He then walks ahead, and the scenery suddenly changes to the moon's surface, the two different areas divided by just a line. 1-Up does not seem perturbed by this sudden change}

1-UP: {yelling} Now I'm on the mooooooon!

{Cuts to 1-Up walking along the moon. He sees Nebulon's eyeball}

NARRATOR: {voiceover} 2 hours later...

1-UP: Hi, Eyeball. Can you tell me where the end boss is?

{Nebulon rises up over 1-Up. Cut back to 1-Up}

1-UP: Okay, Cool. Just Just let me know when he gets here.

NEBULON: Roar!

1-UP: I wanna be the guy too!

{1-Up jumps. A platform floats onscreen and 1-Up lands on it. The platform flies towards Nebulon's eyes}

1-UP: {Spin-kicks both eyes}

{Nebulon has been blinded. Nebulon explodes and 1-Up strikes his his victory pose}

1-UP: Get out of here Neebulon! Nobody likes your style! I fought my very own challenge and won!

{A shadowy figure walks in front of 1-Up}

1-UP: Oh No! It's the same sillhoute that kidnapped Pan Pan!

{The shadowy figure grabs 1-Up and carries him off}

1-UP: Dude. What are you doing?

SHADOWY FIGURE: I'm kidnapping you, 1-Up!

1-UP: Huh? 1-Up?

SHADOWY FIGURE: Oh. I forgot. After Stinkoman defeated Saargtsson, You ran away and went to verse Tampo and Stlunko by yourself. Stinkoman came and saved you. You later got knocked out and forgot your name and maximum powers.

1-UP: Do you have a computer? I need to check an email like Strong bad does. I'm going to start my own Email Show.

SHADOWY FIGURE: Shut up.

THE END!

{Cuts back to 1-Up watching he's email}

1-UP: There we go.

GUNHAVER: That wasn't an email show. That had no email in it.

1-UP: That's why I deleted it.

REYNOLD: But, What happened to Nebulon?

{Cuts to NEB-1 on the moon}

NEB-1: Mwuhahahahaha! Fools! everybody thinks that NEB-1 is the 20X6 for of Nebulon... Wait! It is! Oh, Well. There is something you should know, 1-Up. You will soon know about the story about the differences between Nebulon and NEB-1.

{The Paper comes down}

Fun Facts

  • The deleted email is actually a real deleted email that was going to be an email that was deleted.