Other Character Email 1-Up/masterhand

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1-UP EMAIL 124!

1-Up meets the Hand Brothers once again, but find a new pair of hands that look familar.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, The Chibilichi, 30X2 Pan Pan, Marzichan, Stinkoman, Master Hand, Crazy Hand, 1-Up's Hands, Homestar Runner, Mario, Bowser, Alternate Stinkoman, Master X, Sticklyman Jr., Other 1-Up

Transcript

{Cut to the apocalyptic world of 20X6 inside alternate Stinkoman HQ. 1-Up appears in front of the alternate version of his computer}

1-UP: It worked! I knew that putting emergency time machines in all my computers would work! Obviously, my alternate self did the exact same thing.

{30X2 Pan Pan, Marzichan, The Chibilichi and Stinkoman appear in a bright, huge, white flash}

30X2 PAN PAN: Why do we have to follow you everywhere?!

MARZICHAN: You've made this apocalyptic world much worse due to going even further into the past.

1-UP: Oh, what'd I do this time?

STINKOMAN: Seeing as your emails follow you everywhere, no matter what time period you are in, you got a virus email from 20X6 which effected the past, thus making the apocalyptic world even worse and glitch-filled. Too many virus challenges give me a headache!

1-UP: Oh, crap! {short pause} Wait. Isn't that a good thing? If the reality-changing virus wasn't realesed, Strong Bad wouldn't have gotten the Lappy and I wouldn't of started this email show.

STINKOMAN: I guess you are right, well we'll leave you and your computer alone.

{Stinkoman, The Chibilichi, Marzipan and 30X2 Pan Pan walk/bounce offscreen. 1-Up sits on the alternate version of his computer stool and starts to check an email}

1-UP: {singing} Email me now! Email me now!

{The following email pops up on the alternate 1-Up's computer}

Greetings 1-Up,
I am the Master Hand. I will host a
battle at the Final Destination on June
12th to see who is most worthy of being
My rival. You shall each fight in matches
there. Whoever wins shall fight me.
Good luck,
-Master Hand

1-UP: Huh? 12th? Isn't it like... the 10th of July? {typing} So, you want me to battle at the Final Destination? What is more important is, why would you need a rival? I would prefer to have a normal life.

{1-Up clears the screen in order to continue typing}

1-UP: So, this is bassicly a tournament? Hmm, okay. Whatever you say. But where exactly is the Final Destination?

MASTER HAND: {voice only} I will show you.

1-UP: WAGH! Who said that?!

{1-Up suddenly teleports, not on his own free-will, to a wierd arena in space, floating above Planet K. 1-Up is now standing in front of four hands. Two of them are white hands that look like the ones Mario normally wear and the other two have arms attached to them and have a more humanoid shape}

MASTER HAND: I did!

CRAZY HAND: You have been chosen to battle for your lives as a result of your strength and courage.

1-UP: Well, who are the other two hands? And haven't we met before?

MASTER HAND: I think so. Weren't you the guy that was with the Unguraits?

1-UP: Yeah, that happened some time ago, so why did you summon me here?

UNKNOWN ROBOT HAND #1: Ask them. Not us.

1-UP: Hey. You other guys look familar.

{Cut to a white cloud border and within it is Homestar creating a child version of 1-Up}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: 1-Up is almost complete! Now to attach the arms.

{Homestar Runner attempts to attach advanced robotic arms on the 1-Up robot, but they fall off. Homestar just re-attaches them}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I hope that this actually works. {phone rings} Ooh, a phone call.

{Homestar Runner walks offscreen, we can faintly hear him talking on the phone while he is offscreen. After a few seconds, the arms fall off 1-Up again. Fade to white. Cut back to 1-Up standing in front of Master Hand, Crazy Hand and the remaining robotic hands}

UNKNOWN ROBOT HAND #2: No. You do not know us. Umm, you are probably thinking of Bill Cosby.

MASTER HAND: Let's just start the fight.

CRAZY HAND: Very well.

{Crazy Hand grabs a microphone and Master Hand speaks into it}

MASTER HAND: The first battle will be a tag-team battle. Nobody will know who their challenge partner will be and who they will be fighting. Everyone enter the teleporter to your right.

{Crazy Hand grabs 1-Up}

1-UP: What if I refuse to- WAGH! Hey! What are you doing?!

{Crazy Hand drops the microphone, while pushing 1-Up into the teleports. Cut to 1-Up standing on a floating platform which approaches the battle arena}

1-UP: What dimension am I in? Am I still in that apocalyptic world?

CRAZY HAND: Huh?

1-UP: Oh, nevermind. Do we get any pudding?

CRAZY HAND: No.

1-UP: WHAT?! How can you be so cruel?!

{1-Up jumps off the platform and lands in an awesome battle arena. Three other floating platforms come. The three other characters on the platforms jump off the platforms and also land in the arena, much like 1-Up did}

MASTER HAND: In the blue corner, we have Mario and Bowser.

{The camera zooms in on Mario and Bowser who are standing in a blue circle, annoyed}

MARIO: What?! How come I'm working with him?!

{The camera zooms out again. Cut to a close-up of Crazy Hand talking to Master Hand}

CRAZY HAND: Umm, Master Hand?

MASTER HAND: What is it? I'm kind of busy.

CRAZY HAND: Too many cameos from Super Smash Brothers will ruin the tournament.

MASTER HAND: {sighs} Fine.

{Mario and Bowser are suddenly teleported to a different location as the camera zooms out to view the entire arena}

MASTER HAND: The duo to replace Mario and Bowser will be Master X from the unaltered non-apocalyptic 20X6 and Stinkoman from the altered apocalyptic 20X6.

{An evil version of Stinkoman with red hair and Master X appear in the blue corner where Mario and Bowser once were}

MASTER HAND: And in the red corner, we have 1-Up and Sticklyman Jr.!

1-UP: WHAT?!

{A smaller version of Sticklyman with a robotic shovel and giant robot arms and legs teleport next to 1-Up in the red circle}

MASTER HAND: All four contestants have come from four seperate locations accross space and time.

{Cut to four holigraphic ID cards and a health bar next to each for all four people appearing on a black billboard hovering above the tournament arena}

MASTER HAND: Our first contestant, 1-Up comes from 20X6 in Universe G3 which previously faded out of existance due to 1-Up changing the past.

{The camera zooms in on 1-Up and Sticklyman Jr. who both have their backs turned, looking angry}

MASTER HAND: The second contestant is Sticklyman Jr. who came from the same universe 1-Up did, but he is from a different timeline. He is an inventor, unlike his father and is attempting to avenge him. Our third contestant is-

1-UP: Can we just get to the fight now?!

MASTER HAND: {angry} Fine! Let's skip my favourite part of this tournament!

STICKLYMAN JR.: There is no way I am working with this dumb guy!

MASTER HAND: Begin Round 1!

MASTER X: This is the perfect chance to get back at 1-Up!

ALTERNATE STINKOMAN: Climb on my back. I have an idea.

{Master X climbs on to Alternate Stinkoman's back. Alternate Stinkoman runs towards 1-Up and Sticklyman Jr. and then shooting a dark deuce which knocks them over}

MASTER X: Here's my chance!

{Master X jumps off Alternate Stinkoman's back and starts punching 1-Up really hard until he is as flat as a pancake}

1-UP: Ow, why... did you... do that?

MASTER X: Because I have power beyond your simple mind! Now it is time to finish this thing off.

1-UP: WAIT!

{1-Up turns back to normal so that he is no longer flat}

1-UP: If you kill me now, you will fade out of existance much like everyone else. I am the one who changed time, meaning that I'm the robot which can keep the timeline stable.

MASTER X: What? That doesn't make any sense.

1-UP: Beleive me. It does.

MASTER X: Well I won't kill you, but only because you can help me. As soon as I regain control of the Debug Force I will be able to terminate the two that took over it. They betrayed me!

1-UP: What? You mean Alpha and Beta? Where in which in the apocalyptic world, they rule everything.

MASTER X: Yeah. That is right. You must stop the apocalypse. Normally, I would use the remote that changes reality to skip this entire thing, but that would leave behind a big plot hole.

1-UP: True. Well, see you later. I'm off to go shopping.

{1-Up gets up and walks off the edge of the arena, thus falling off. He then comes back on a floating platform, just like in Mario Bros.}

1-UP: Wow! That was awesome!

MASTER HAND: It appears that there is too much talking and not enough action. So to make things interesting, I will be joining the fight too. But to keep things to my advantage, we will fight on the Pooru-Pooru arena!

ALTERNATE STINKOMAN: What?! A flying hand?! Are you asking for a-

{Before Alternate Stinkoman can continue, Crazy Hand flicks him off the arena, so that he falls to his death}

ALTERNATE STINKOMAN: {falling} I regret nothing!

1-UP: NO! The guy! I wanted to be the guy too! {angry} That is it, Master Hand! I've had it!

{1-Up runs up to Master Hand and jumps on him, kicking him over and over}

MASTER HAND: WAGH! Get off me! {shaking} I can't see!

{Master Hand floats towards Crazy Hand. 1-Up jumps off Master hand which causes them both to crach into each other without 1-Up being harmed}

1-UP: Yay! I won the fight between me and Master Hand. Hooray.

STICKLYMAN JR.: You are forgetting one thing. We are still enemies, 1-Up. And I will kill you some day and avenge my father.

1-UP: {short pause} But your father isn't even dead. He rules over people like Tampo, Brody and Stlunko.

STICKLYMAN JR.: Oh, I see. Do you know where I can find him?

1-UP: Here is the address.

{1-Up gets out a piece of paper from his shirt pocket and takes out a pen as well to write something on the paper and then give it to Sticklyman Jr.}

1-UP: There you go.

{Sticklyman Jr. looks down at the piece of paper, but it just has the word "Pudding" on it}

STICKLYMAN JR.: Is this a joke?

1-UP: No. It is the exact address. Well, see ya.

{1-Up runs into the teleporter thing and dissapears}

STICKLYMAN JR.: Wait! I have to know about my father!

{Sticklyman Jr. follows 1-Up into the teleporter and drops the piece of paper while doing so. He dissapears as well. Cut to 1-Up and Sticklyman Jr. both appearing in a space-ship}

STICKLYMAN JR.: What the? Where are we?

1-UP: I don't know. But, it looks freaky.

VOICE: {offscreen} Who's there?!

1-UP: Uh oh! We got to hide!

{1-Up and Sticklyman Jr. both hide in an open closet. They shut the closet door, but only close it half way so they can see what is going on}

STICKLYMAN JR.: {whispers, angrily} As soon as we get out of here, you better tell me where my dad is or you will die.

1-UP: Fine. But first we have to get rid of the person that owns this ship and drive off. But first we have to find out who owns this ship- Wait. There is pudding in this closet.

STICKLYMAN JR.: So?

1-UP: There is only one person I know that hides pudding in the closet! And that is...

{Another 1-Up walks onscreen in front of the closet, but doesn't notice 1-Up and Sticklyman Jr.}

OTHER 1-UP: I want pudding!

1-UP: ...ME!

{The holigraphic paper comes down}

Fun Facts

Trivia

You have to read the previous emails to understand why 1-Up is in an apocalypse.
Master Hand and Crazy Hand are both brothers that originnally appeared in a Kirby game, and later appeared in two Super Smash Bros. games.
Bill Cosby is a famous person who is very often referenced in GEOweasel.
The tag team battle at the beggining is a reference to one of the Pokemon movies. Although I forgot which one. The one with Deoxys in it.
Sticklyman Jr. hasn't appeared in 1-Up emails since Season 2.
1-Up re-appearing on a floating platform is a reference to the original Mario Bros. game.
- GEOweasel also references this in the episode, Hardcore Gaming.

Fanstuff Wiki References

Ungurait Emails was the first OCE to have the Hand Bros. appear, minus 1-Up's hands.
Sticklyman Jr. has also previously appeared in Tampo emails.
- Even though it may not be the same character, it is loosely based off the character that I originally created.

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