Other Character Email 1-Up/dan

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1-UP EMAIL 114!

The Ungurait Pharoah seeks help, but when he founds that the Dark Elf has escaped the Debug Force's prison cell, they form a friendship and start an attack on 1-Up and the Unguraits.

Cast (in order of appereance): Alpha, Delta, Beta, Omega, Yuta, Master X, Ungurait Pharoah, Dark Elf, 1-Up, Ungurait #1, Ungurait #2, Ungurait #3, Ungurait #4, Kyle, Contestro, Dan, Steel Man, Strong Bad, Bubs

Transcript

{Cuts to Delta and Alpha talking at their lair}

ALPHA: The Ungurait Pharoah is no longer a use to us. So, we had to get rid of him somehow.

DELTA: Don't worry, I sent him out.

ALPHA: Oh, good. Because, bad news.

DELTA: What?!

ALPHA: Master X won't be proud, but the Dark Elf escaped.

MASTER X: {voice only} WHAT?!

{Cuts to the Ungurait Pharoah leaving the Debug Force base, with a suitcase in one of his invisible hands}

UNGURAIT PHAROAH: {sighs, sadly} I can't beleive that I lost my control over these 20X6 Unguraits and lost my job. What am I meant to do if I can't rule, lead or do anything? I might as well go to sleep for another 100 years using- Hang on. What's that glowy thing?

{The camera zooms in on a tiny glowing elf flying towards the Ungurait Pharoah. The camera zooms back out and the Dark Elf lands on the ground next to the Ungurait Pharoah}

DARK ELF: Fools, those stupid mortals think that they can lock away a super natural being and take the chance to their advantage- Huh? Who are you?

UNGURAIT PHAROAH: I used to be the pharoah of the unguraits.

DARK ELF: You're a pharoah?

UNGURAIT PHAROAH: Well, I used to be. That was until those stupid fools hypnotised me to do their bidding and then abandoned me and told me to "go away".

DARK ELF: Hmm, with you're mortal abilaties of ruling over mortals, and with my magic, we could combined those skills and make Planet K fully dark.

UNGURAIT PHAROAH: Tell me your story.

DARK ELF: Well, a long time ago, I stopped the age of the reploids/mavericks. But, 100 years later, 1-Up found me and took my weapon away from my gaurdians. I, then, awoke. He thought he could use me to do good, but, he diddn't understand that I was the dark elf and I have free-will. Then the Debug Force stole me, and that's when I met you.

THE UNGURAIT PHAROAH: Intresting. My story is quite similar, except...

{Fade to black. Cuts to 1-Up, the Unguraits, Kyle and Contestro standing in front of the Lappotron}

1-UP: Email!

CONTESTRO: Email!

THE UNGURAITS: Email!

KYLE: Email!

ALL: EMAIL!

{An email pops up and 1-Up reads it}

Dear the upppity one,
Do you have any friends named Dan?
Or know anyone named Dan? Even if
he/she only exists in an alternate
universe? I need a person named Dan
to stop you from exploding in 47
minutes, and you'll be dead, in final.
-Goatee

1-UP: Dan? I knew somebody called Dan, quite a long time ago.

UNGURAIT #1: Oh no. Here comes a flashback.

{Cut to 1-Up and Stinkoman fighting man with spikey black hair and a black robot suit}

STINKOMAN: There must be another way to defeat Dan.

1-UP: I could use my spin-kick.

STINKOMAN: Good idea.

1-UP: {voice over} Unfortunately, Dan was a bad guy and he had this crazy idea of taking over Planet K with a pencil and a notepad.

{Dan takes out a notepad and draws a picture of 1-Up tripping to the ground on it. When the picture has finished being drawn, the notepad glows and 1-Up falls to the ground}

1-UP: {falling to ground} Ow! That hurt!

STINKOMAN: 1-Up. Stop goofing around.

{Dan draws something else on the notepad, Stinkoman gets hit repeatingly by... air?}

STINKOMAN: {getting hit} Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

{Cuts back to 1-Up, the Unguraits, Contestro and Kyle}

KYLE: That was the weirdest fllashback ever.

UNGURAIT #1: You got beaten up by a pencil and a notepad?

1-UP: Yes, yes. But, it's a good thing that Dan will never return, again!

{Cuts to the Dark Elf, the Ungurait Pharoah and dan in a cave around a fire}

DARK ELF: Sorry I couldn't find us a better place, but without money or-

UNGURAIT PHAROAH: It's okay, it's okay. Just explain the plan.

DAN: Okay, first I'll attack the base, while you guys go through the back and steal the very last pudding on earth that 1-up got when he travelled to 30X2 once.

DARK ELF: Aaah. The good ol' switch-a-roo?

DAN: Affirmative.

{Cuts to 1-Up back at his HQ, eating pudding with Kyle, Contestro and the Unguraits}

1-UP: This is some great pudding. Isn't it, Pan Pan?

KYLE: I'm Kyle, not Pan Pan.

1-UP: Oh, sorry.

{Dan and Steel Man crashes in and looks at 1-Up. Heavy metal music plays in the background}

DAN: Oh, look at the babies! Eating their pudding!

1-UP: Uh oh. It's Dan and Steel Man working together.

DAN: You better believe it, man! We're the greatest challengers in Free Country, USA on Planet K.

1-UP: That's great, Dan. Have a good time.

DAN: No, you morons. We're challenging you to a fight.

1-UP: A challenge? Hmm, no thanks.

{Both Dan and Steel Man get angry}

DAN: Hey, you gimme this!

{Dan takes 1-Up's pudding}

1-UP: HEY! Give me back my pudding!

DAN: Of course, but first you have to beat us outside.

1-UP: What do you say, Unguraits?

UNGURAIT #1: No thanks. You can take Contestro, he's a good fighter.

1-UP: {turns to Contestro} Contestro?

CONTESTRO: No thanks. Ever since my father's full-time gun was stolen, I haven't been able to shoot people the way I used to.

1-UP: Hmm, hold on.

{Cuts to Strong Bad buying a full-time un at Bubs' conseccion stand}

BUBS: Your head's big, Strong Bad. Anyway, you're just in time. I was gonna destroy them tomorrow cause' no one wanted them anymore. It'll cost you 20 dollars.

{Strong Bad pays for the gun and walks behind a bush near a stick. 1-Up suddenly appears in front of him}

1-UP: I'll take that.

{1-Up snatches Strong Bad's full-time gun and dissapears. Cuts to the front of Stinkoman HQ where Contestro, Steel Man and Dan are all waiting. 1-Up appears out of nowhere with the full-time gun and shoots dan and Steel Man offscreen in two huge blasts}

1-UP: {shooting at Dan and Steel Man} DIE! DIE!

CONTESTRO: {short pause} Woah. That was pretty easy. I wish I had a full-time gun.

1-UP: Hmm, I have an idea.

{Cut to 1-Up and Contestro at the Lappotron, the Lappotron shoots a beam of red light and duplicates the full-time gun}

1-UP: {gives one to Contestro} Here's a full-time gun, Contestro. Now it's time to eat some pudding.

{The Unguraits and Kyle walk onscreen}

UNGURAIT #1: Hey, 1-Up. Do you have a computer?

1-UP: Sure. The Lappotron.

UNGURAIT #1: Good, because we need to check some email.

1-UP: You do good with that.

UNGURAIT #1: Behold! We are checking email!

What if a new villian came onto the show,
caused an irreversible paradox
and sent you to an alternate universe?
What would you do?
Joel's a loser, Rya's a jerk,
~~Female Phil Clone~~ Count X

{1-Up leaves, and the first Ungurait starts typing}

UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Do you guys just like jinxing us? If we're right, the place will become darker, and things start to disappear and we're stuck in an unholy dimension by said villain. {the aforementioned happens} We knew it.

1-UP: {offscreen} Help! {1-Up flies in with wings attached to his head} I feel light-headed!

UNGURAIT #1: Let's go to the door and leave this house.

{Cut to the front door. The Unguraits, 1-Up, Contestro, and Kyle try to leave, but the door is locked}

MYSTERIOUS VOICE: {loud, booming voice} You think you can merely escape my dark paradox? You have to find and defeat me to get out!

UNGURAIT #1: You're kidding.

{Fade to black. The words "Read the Ungurait email "Paradox" to see what happens next." appear onscreen, as a narrator starts speaking and the Paper comes down}

MITCHELL: {narrating, voice only} To be continued. Read the Ungurait email "Paradox" to see what happens next.

Fun Facts

Explanations

The beggining is based after Delta, Alpha, Beta, Yuta and Omega sent Grate out on a mission.
The part where they check the email and fight Dan is based before they met Grate and Doomsday.
This is like a remake of the Ungurait email, "paradox".

Trivia

This email continues from a previous 1-Up email, but is based somewhere in the middle of the Ungurait email known as "Paradox"
To understand the storyline, you need to read Ungurait emails.
The Angaraines are the 20X6 form of the Unguraits and probably have updated 206 technology unlike Present-Day Unguraits.
One of the many reasons that I started the Ungurait email crossover now is because it was around the Chbibilichi Commandos emails. Blue laser was originally going to be Unguraits.
How the fight scene begun is a reference to an old Homestar Runner turn called "Marshmellow's Last Stand".
The scene where 1-Up steals the full-time gun is from the OCE Strong Bad email, "N & N's".

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