Other Character Email 1-Up/piano
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1-UP EMAIL 84!
Homestar Runner, Kidstar and Pom Pom chat. Please remember that Kidstar is Homestar's Older Brother and not 1-Up. If you don't understand who Kidstar is. Please read the old 1-Up Email known as "Non-Anime"
Cast (in appereance of order): Homestar Runner, Kidstar, Pom Pom, Strong Bad, Trevor, Strong Mad, The Poopsmith, Pan Pan, Mitchell, Stinkoman
Transcript
{Cuts to Homestar Runner, Kidstar and Pom Pom at the stick}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: So, About after that, I decided to use my Tandy 600X.
KIDSTAR: Whatever.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That reminds me, I better check my enail.
KIDSTAR: Enail?
{Pom Pom gves the half eye look and then throws his Pom Pilot at Homestar Runner. Homesatr Runner catches it}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {in a monotone} I. am. an. email. checking. robot. Please. insert. email.
FWD: FWD: To homestar,
Can you really play the piano?
from SC II
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Funny you should ask, Sue. The story goes like this...
{Cuts to Strong Bad with Trevor}
STRONG BAD: Do you want to fight?
TREVOR: No.
STRONG BAD: Well, I do!
TREVOR: Whatever.
STRONG BAD: You are tall. But, That won't stop me from punching you.
{Strong Bad runs towards Trevor. Then he jumps up and hits him so that Trevor falls down}
STRONG BAD: And that's another victory for Strong Bad...
{Trevor gets up}
TREVOR: Whatever.
{Trevor walks off}
STRONG BAD: Wow. That wasn't much of a challenge. I think I'll go home.
{Strong Bad walks off. Cuts back to Homestar Runner, Kidstar and Pom Pom}
KIDSTAR: That flashback had nothing to do with you or a piano.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay. I lied. I can't play a fire cracker.
KIDSTAR: {short pause} Umm... Don't you mean a piano?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's what I said. A fire cracker.
KIDSTAR: {sighs} Nevermind.
{Strong Mad runs in with underwear on his head}
STRONG MAD: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Wow. That monster has some ant-pants on his head.
KIDSTAR: That's Strong Mad.
STRONG MAD: UNDERWEAR!
{Pom Pom bounces away}
KIDSTAR: Bye, Pom Pom.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Buy a Pom Pom. Only for eleventy-five cents.
KIDSTAR: {sighs}
STRONG MAD: GET IT OFF!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, This email was worthless.
KIDSTAR: It sure was.
{Short pause}
STRONG MAD: GET IT OFF!
KIDSTAR: {sighs} Well, Me and Homestar should be getting home now.
{Kidstar and Homestar Runner leave}
STRONG MAD: GET IT OFF!
{Strong Bad walks onscreen and takes the underwear off Strong Mad's head}
STRONG BAD: There you go, big guy.
STRONG MAD: POOPSMITH! POOPSMITH!
STRONG BAD: Yeah. You can visit The Poopsmith if you want. Just remember to take a shower tonight.
STRONG MAD: {takes the underwear that Strong Bad is holding and puts it on Strong Bad's head} TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE!
STRONG BAD: Yeah, Yeah. Umm... I'll take this to the house.
{Cuts to The Poopsmith and Homestar Runner talking in front of The King of Town's Castle. Strong Mad walks in}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That is some funny smelling burgers you got there.
THE POOPSMITH: (Shut up.)
STRONG MAD: POOPSMITH! POOPSMITH!
THE POOPSMITH: (Hey, Strong Mad. Can you go? Me and Homestar Runner are talking about stuff.)
STRONG MAD: GRAW! {picks up Homestar Runner and throws him into the poop}
THE POOPSMITH: (You know, That isn't going to stop me from what I'm doing.)
STRONG MAD: ROAR! {runs off}
{Cuts to Pan Pan in a capsule. Pom Pom is standing next to the capsule. Strong Bad and Homestar Runner is watching}
POM POM: {bubbles}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'll translate that for you. He said "This is my latest project. He is called Pan Pan. He has a mix of Panda DNA and Pom Pom DNA."
POM POM: {bubbles}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: He also says "He has Dark Death DNA that could cause the project to be a bit evil."
STRONG BAD: It sounds crap.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, I guess I don't know how to play a piano.
POM POM: {bubbles}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: He says that Pan Pan will be let out of the capsule in 20X5.
STRONG BAD: That's the same time that I'm going to activate Stinkoman.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: And I'll activate... Darn. Everybody has a 20X6 counterpart except me.
{Cuts to Mitchell on his computer}
MITCHELL: But, Homestar Runner was wrong. In the year 2037, four years before the Exty calender was introduced, 1-Up was born. In the year 2038, Marzichan was born. Homestar Runner and Marzipan had 20X6 counterparts and the story of 1-Up emails had began. 1-Up had met the guy after the events of the Homestar Runner Movies. Now, We shall continue our story... in the year... Twenty... Exty... Six!
{Cuts to Stinkoman on a cliff, striking a pose}
STINKOMAN: Twenty-Exty-Six!
{The cartoon transitions into an ink-drawing of the scene. The Stinkoman K theme song starts playing. The credits roll}
Executive Producer
H. Yamauchi
Producer
S. Miyahon
{The backdrop changes to Stinkoman in a different pose.}
Director
S. Miyahon
Ten Ten
Designer
Ten Ten
{The backdrop becomes a head with huge spikes for hair and Strong Bad's eyes. The style resembles Akira Toriyama's, who is best known for the Dragon Ball shows.}
Programmer
T. Nakazoo
MaruMaru
Sound Composer
Konchan
