Other Character Email 1-Up/kingoftown

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1-UP EMAIL 104!

1-Up is sent to present-day once again where he meets his creator and the King of Free Country, USA, also known as the King of Town.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Gunhaver, Steve, King of Town, The Poopsmith, Homsars, Dark Stinkoman, Strong Bad, The Knight

Transcript

{Cuts to the field where a portal is floating. 1-Up jumps out of the portal and lands on the ground right next to marzipan and Homestar Runner}

1-UP: Wah! I've been pushed into the swe-at shirts of pudding!

MARZIPAN: Homestar Runner. I'm breaking up with you.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aw, Holy cwap.

MARZIPAN: I'm going to look for a guy that likes me for who I am. Not because I look like a broom.

1-UP: Woah. This is amazing. But, They are- Hey! Look! The stick!

{The camera zooms out to view a young version of the Big Ol' Tree, also known as the stick. Cuts to Past 1-Up with Gunhaver and Steve}

PAST 1-UP: {sighs} Well, Bye guys.

{Past 1-Up walks into a portal. The portal closes}

GUNHAVER: Well, I guess that's it.

STEVE: Want to play chess?

GUNHAVER: Sure, Whatever.

{Gunhaver and Steve walk offscreen. The camera zooms out to view 1-Up next to Gunhaver and Steve}

GUNHAVER: What the? 1-Up? Why are you here? I sent you back to the future!

1-UP: Yes, Gunhaver. But, I'm back. I'm back from the future.

GUNHAVER: Why are you back? You just left!

1-UP: Well, I got stuck here, again.

STEVE: Again?

GUNHAVER: {sighs} I'm sorry. But, You can't stay at the Cheat Commandos HQ.

1-UP: Let's see if the Pan Pilot can give me a place to stay.

{1-Up gets out his Pan Pilot and a new email pops up}

1-Up
You need to remember the river... the river holds it...
If you ignore this email, something bad will happen.
Slhrkndankgt

1-UP: What? The river?

GUNHAVER: The river holds it. You must go there, {sarcasticly} or you'll die!

1-UP: {quickly} Okay. Bye. Thanks for telling me about the river and what it holds.

{1-Up runs offscreen}

STEVE: There's no river. Is there?

GUNHAVER: Pfft. Of course not. I just wanted to get rid of him.

{Cuts to 1-Up at a river in the field}

1-UP: Okay. So, I'm meant to do something this river.

{The King of Town walks onscreen and throws a sack saying "Peas" on it in black writing. He throws the sack of peas in the river}

KING OF TOWN: Doo hoo hoo. You diddn't see anything.

1-UP: You aren't cool.

KING OF TOWN: I'm cool. I'm the king of cool. I am a daredevil like Strong Bad. Watch me eat this box covered in pancakes.

{The Poopsmith pushes a box, with syrup all over it, onscreen}

KING OF TOWN: See? I'm really, really cool.

{1-Up eats the whole box in one bite}

KING OF TOWN: Oh no! My christmas present!

1-UP: {burps} That was one good pudding.

{1-Up walks offscreen}

KING OF TOWN: Wait a minute. You look like Homestar Runner. Are you his uncle? Can you teach me to be cool?

{The King of Town and the Poopsmith follows 1-Up offscreen. Cuts to 1-Up in front of Homestar's house}

1-UP: {sighs} My very first house. This is where I started my email show.

{1-Up knocks on the door with his head. Homestar Runner opens the door and looks at 1-Up. Homestar Runner appears to have a pair of pants on his head}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Woah. You have a big head. You also look very familar.

1-UP: Homestar! What happened to your head?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Wah! I'm blind! Get the blind off me!

{Homestar Runner runs inside his house and locks the door}

1-UP: How did he lock the door when he has pants on his head? It's almost as if there are plot-

{Mitchell leans in from the side of the screen}

MITCHELL: There are no plot holes!

1-UP: Um, right.

{We hear a bang and the screen shakes}

1-UP: What in the name of pudding was that?

{1-Up runs inside where he sees Homestar in a pile of sweat-shirts}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Wah! Help! I'm in a whole lot of swe-at shirts and I'm meant to be minding old man Bubsy's stand!

1-UP: Homestar. Can you please let me explain for the moment.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Only if you get me out of here.

1-UP: Okay. I have an idea.

{Cuts to a float that has a big pile of sweatshirts in the center, a giant shooting star on the front, and a bee suspended by a giant spring on the back. "SWE ATSHIRTS" is printed on the base of the float. Homestar Runner is buried in the pile of sweatshirts with only his head visible in the field}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Are you sure?

1-UP: Don't worry. This might help you.

{1-Up throws a rat into the pile of sweatshirts}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Wah! A rat! I can't beleive-

{Homestar Runner falls asleep}

1-UP: Phew. Now to start on the float.

{1-Up pushes it in between a band of the KOT band and two Homsars}

1-UP: There. That should do. The problem has been fixed.

{1-Up notices a river}

1-UP: Huh? Its a river? Is this the river that the email was talking about?

HOMSARS: {both of them in unison} The river and the pickle jar match your suit.

{The camera zooms out. 1-Up looks over at Dark Stinkoman that appear to be in the past looking down at Strong Bad}

DARK STINKOMAN: {gets out a rusty steak knife and points it at Strong Bad's head} You better not create Stinkoman.

STRONG BAD: {scared} I-I-I won't. I promise. Just let me go home!

DARK STINKOMAN: Hm, well, I could possibly let you live.

{Strong Bad sighs in releif}

DARK STINKOMAN: But, I can't take that risk. {Dark Stinkoman stabs Strong bad with the knife}

STRONG BAD: NO!

{Strong Bad falls to the ground and grabs his chest, trying to breathe}

DARK STINKOMAN: Strong Bad's life signals are negative

{Dark Stinkoman gets out a tiny silver ball and throws it to the ground. The ball and dark Stinkoman dissapear}

1-UP: {walks over to Strong Bad} Oh no! Dark Stinkoman was right. Strong Bad's life signals are negative.

STRONG BAD: {coughs} I'm not dead, you idiot. But I do need help. Can you get Strong Mad and my the Cheat? Get them to call 9-1-1 and-

{1-Up spin-kicks Strong Bad}

1-UP: Darn it! You're ruining the moment! You're meant to be dead and I'm meant to be sad!

{1-Up begins to cry and neel down on one knee. Strong Bad tries to crawl towards his house}

1-UP: {stops crying} Well, That sad moment couldn't last forever. {gets up} I wonder who's next to see in the year 2005.

VOICES: {in background} Happy new year!

1-UP: My bad. I meant, the year 2006.

{Cut to the King of Town at his castle. The Poopsmith walks onscreen with boxes of pudding and starts piling them up on the table one-by-one}

KING OF TOWN: Oooh. I can't wait to eat that pudding. It's so delicious.

{The King of Town opens a box and 1-Up jumps out with pudding covering his mouth}

1-UP: Yum. Can I have some more?

KING OF TOWN: {gasps} What is the meaning of this nonsence?!

1-UP: Hold on. Let me check.

{1-Up gets off the table and walks offscreen. At least 3 seconds later, he walks back onscreen with a dictionary}

1-UP: Woah. Guess what? According to this book, 1-Up is actually a green mushroom found in the Mario games. Or more likely a Megaman head from the Megaman games which is based in the year 20XX. {gasps} Hey! 20XX is in 3 years! That means Dr. Light and Dr. Wily have-

KING OF TOWN: No, no, no! My chocolate pudding! {cries}

1-UP: It's okay. I'll help you. Where'd your pudding go?

KING OF TOWN: Gaurds! Seize him and dump him in the river!

1-UP: Wait. The Pan Pilot said something about a riv-

{A knight walks in and grabs 1-Up. 1-Up drops the dictionary as he gets pushed offscreen by the knight}

1-UP: {being pushed} Ow. Hey. Oof. Hey. Ow.

KING OF TOWN: {picks up dictionary and reads}

{Cuts to the river where 1-Up is being thrown in}

1-UP: Waaaaaah!

{Afer 4 seconds, 1-Up comes out of the river, dripping with water}

1-UP: I think that was the river the email was talking about.

Click here to email 1-Up at "1up@20X6.com"

Fun Facts

Dr. Light and Dr. Wily are both Megaman characters and are fully copyrghted by Capcom.
1-Up talking about the year 20XX is also a Megaman reference.
The knight seen in this email is the exact same knight in the King of Town cartoon.
The original email had a section directly copied from a Tampo Email. Unfortunately, Joshua took them out for copyright reasons.
This is the first 1-Up email to actuallly be planned out and written on a word document.
I would like to thank Joshua for telling me that I shouldn't take stuff without permission or giving the person credit.

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