Other Character Email 1-Up/revenge

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1-UP EMAIL 78!

1-Up is sent to a fancy dinner party to proove that he is a real agent. But at the same time, 1-Up is planning revenge on Gunhaver for trying to kill him in Killing.

Cast (in order of appearence): 1-Up, Alpha Stan, Gunhaver, Foxface, Marzipan, Homestar Runner

Transcript

{1-Up walks up to the Alpha Stan with a blindfold covering he's eyes}

1-UP: Okay. I'm ready to check some email.

ALPHA STAN: Oh. So, Your not afraid anymore. Good. Now you can- Wait a minute! Is that a blindfold?

1-UP: Look, I'll take this off when I'm ready. I'm just not prepared to look at you yet. You're like... a monster com- Have you seen how you look? You got like this creepy big digital face on you. It just freaks me out! I think to understand how I feel, you really need to have be a human.

ALPHA STAN: All right, let's not start on who does or doesn't have organs and skin, all right?

1-UP: Hey, check it out. It's like I'm blind. Heh. I am Daredevil! The man without fear! Ha!

{1-Up leaps over to Alpha Stan and his blindfold falls off}

ALPHA STAN: ...Your blindfold fell off.

1-UP: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

{Gunhaver walks in and 1-Up stops screaming}

GUNHAVER: Hey, Guess what? You'll finnaly be able to proove your bravery.

1-UP: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

GUNHAVER: Err... What is he doing?

ALPHA STAN: I have absoloutely no idea.

GUNHAVER: Nevermind. Anyway... 1-Up, You can now proove your bravery tonight. The King of Free Country USA will be there.

1-UP: You mean the King of Town of 2005. Cool. So, I'm going to one of those places with the fancy suits and stuff and we'll drink wine and crackers and fancy foods or drinks.

GUNHAVER: Exactly. I hope your not as stupid as you were yesterday at the movies.

{Cuts to Gunhaver and Foxface watching a romantic movie}

FOXFACE: Aww... This is so romantic...

GUNHAVER: Yeah. It sure is. Hey! Where did 1-Up go?

{Suddenly, The movie that Gunhaver and Foxface are watching changes and we see 1-Up ripping the screen apart}

1-UP: Hey, Gunhaver. I couldn't find the popcorn place. So, I went to find pudding in this screen thing.

GUNHAVER: {sighs} Can't I go out once without that moron embarrassing me?!

{Cuts back to 1-Up and Gunhaver standing next to the Alpha Stan}

1-UP: I'll try not to embarrass you this time.

GUNHAVER: You better not.

1-UP: I think I'll my email.

ALPHA STAN: Okay. Whatever.

DDeeaarr 11--UUpp,,
II rreeggrreett ttoo bbee tthhee oonnee
ttoo tteellll yyoouu tthhiiss,, bbuutt yyoouu
hhaavvee aa ssiigghhtt pprroobblleemm ccaalleedd
ddoouubbllee vviissiioonn..
--SSoommee DDooccttoorr

1-UP: This email is weird. I think it should be deleted.

{The Alpha deletes the email}

1-UP: Meh. That was boring. I guess I better answer another email.

To: 1-up
Can you tell that I'm planning prevenge? (Against Brody)
From SC III

1-UP: {typing} Prevenge? Don't you mean revenge? Prevenge makes no sence. But, This email gives me an idea. Why don't I get revenge on Gunhaver after trying to kill me.

{Gunhaver walks in with a suit and without he's sunglasses on}

GUNHAVER: 1-Up, Do you have your suit on? It's almost time to go to Le Fancy Delight.

1-UP: Do they sell pudding?

GUNHAVER: No. But, They do sell deserts. Such as Icecream with a smooth, thick coat of chocolate. They also sell very organtic chicken made fresh from the oven with potato surrounding it.

1-UP: Wow. So, No Pudding?

GUNHAVER: I'm afraid so.

1-UP: What about a Power Crunch?

GUNHAVER: I'm sorry. But, You told me that Power Crunches weren't discovered till 20X1.

1-UP: Oh, Yeah. Well, I guess for my first meal I shall have a happy meal.

GUNHAVER: It's a fancy resteraunt. They don't sell happy meals.

1-UP: Do they sell chicken?

GUNHAVER: Yes. Very tastey chicken too.

1-UP: Any other things I should know?

GUNHAVER: Use your manners. Also, This might be your second chance to warn your parents about 20X6 and their deaths. Remember to be careful though.

1-UP: Okay. I got it. I'll go put my suit on now.

{1-Up leaves. Cuts to a fancy resteraunt with a lot of the Present-Day, Cheat Commandos and any other Homestar Runner Characters (A few Fake Characters included) talking. The camera zooms in on 1-Up talking to Marzipan}

1-UP: So, I said to him "I want pudding" and he totaly beleived me.

MARZIPAN: Okay, Okay. But, What does this have to do with my future?

1-UP: I don't know. But, It sure is a funny story.

MARZIPAN: I'm out of here!

{Marzipan leaves}

1-UP: Well, I guess it is time to get revenge on Gunhaver. {1-Up gets out Marzichan's Wand and sneaks offscreen}

{Cuts to Gunhaver talking to Foxface. 1-Up sneaks up behind Gunhaver}

GUNHAVER: While we wait for the pizza, let's play a game. What am I going to say next? General Hoffman, or General Frenchman?

FOXFACE: General Hoffman?

GUNHAVER: General Frenchman. What about the next one? General Hoffman, or General Frenchman?

FOXFACE: General Frenchman?

GUNHAVER: General French... Hoffman! It's General Hoffman!

FOXFACE: This game is hard!

{1-Up points Marzichan's Wand at Gunhaver and starts to charge it up}

1-UP: DOUBLE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!

{The wand shoots a giant blast. But, Foxface and Gunhaver walk away before the blast could hit them. The attack hits the wall and leaves a big hole}

1-UP: Umm...

{Everybody looks at 1-Up with angry faces}

1-UP: Err... I can repair that... Really...

{Cuts to Homestar Runner and Gunhaver talking}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Once I finish my second run, you know, I'll have a smoothie or something, and then I head to the gym, and do, I've been doing about three sets of reps a piece, and then one-

GUNHAVER: What are you even talking about?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Umm... It's dot com!

GUNHAVER: Huh?

{1-Up sneaks up behind Gunhaver and charges up the wand again}

1-UP: This time I-

{Steve walks in}

STEVE: 1-Up? What are you doing?

1-UP: Oh, Umm... {hides the wand} Nothing.

STEVE: Well, You've been promoted. You are now a top commando just like Gunhaver.

GUNHAVER: What? 1-Up just started training and he can't even control a gun yet. How did he become a top commando so fast? It took me months to get to the part I am now.

STEVE: Well, That's what the boss said. Maybe it is because 1-Up has that wand thing.

1-UP: I want pudding!

{Cuts back to 1-Up at the Alpha Stan}

1-UP: {typing} Well, I never got revenge after all. It seems like Gunhaver was just doing the right thing by trying to kill me. I don't need any revenge. But, Being in the year 2005 is fun. So, I just have to say... Never put a bomb in the microwave.

{Steve walks in}

STEVE: Why would anyone do that?

1-UP: Umm... I want pudding?

{The Paper comes down}

Fun Facts

The second email is a reference to TMBG's song, Prevenge

Other Character Email 1-Up/revenge

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