Other Character Email 1-Up/dimensional

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1-UP EMAIL 102!

1-Up seems to be in another universe because of a mysterious and unkown new enemy.

Cast (in order of appereance}: Delta, Alpha, Omega, Beta, Yuta, 1-Up, Alternate Tampo, Alternate Brody, Alternate Stlunko, Alternate Saargtsson, Alternate 1-Up, 30X2 Pan Pan, 30X2 Gaurd Robots, 30X2 Ken, Alternate Stinkoman

Transcript

{Cuts to Delta, Alpha, Omega, Beta and Yuta sitting in their chairs once again}

DELTA: I wonder if the viewers have figured out who we are yet.

OMEGA: I don't think they have.

YUTA: So, how do we lure Stinkoman into our trap?

DELTA: We must send 1-Up into an alternate universe where he'll be tortured by other users on the wiki.

OMEGA: Which user shall we choose and which email show does he own?

ALPHA: What about somebody that makes some good storylines.

BETA: Shim-Sham-Sam? The creator of Gunhaver Emails.

YUTA: Pfft. No. 1-Up has been there before. Don't you remember the Gunhaver and 1-Up Email crossover?

OMEGA: No. Actually, we don't. We were in 40X6 when that happened.

BETA: Oh. Right.

ALPHA: Joshua?

DELTA: The creator of Tampo Emails?

BETA: Well, they have had a crossover once. But, 1-Up never actually did anything too cool.

OMEGA: Why not? It's sounds kind of fun. Ungurait #1!

{Ungurait #1 walks over to the five dark gaurdians}

UNGURAIT #1: {sighs} Yes, Omega?

OMEGA: How dare you?! You must always inform us by the name "master".

UNGURAIT #1: Never! I used to have an email show until you made me a slave!

BETA: Say it or we'll blow you to smitherens!

UNGURAIT #1: {sighs} Yes, m- m- m-

ALPHA: Say it!

UNGURAIT #1: M- m- m- master?

DELTA: That wasn't too hard. Anyway, we need you to lure 1-Up into a vortex that we set up for him near the big ol' tree {starts singing} that eats everyone except The Cheat and me.

{Short pause}

YUTA: What he meant to say is, we have a vortex that 1-Up must be pushed into near the big ol' tree that eats all bad guys.

UNGURAIT #1: Won't I'll be eaten because I'm a bandit and sometimes wanted in every state of Free Country, USA?

OMEGA: Exactly. We also need you to do something else.

DELTA: You see, the stupid tree will only eat bad guys.

BETA: But, we need you to put this chip on the tree. {hands a chip over the Ungurait}

ALPHA: It'll send a glitch to it's system causing it to do the exact opposite of what it is meant to do. It'll eat all good guys so we'll be able to hang around it.

{Cuts to 1-Up talking to Pan Pan at the big' ol tree}

1-UP: ...so Marzichan thinks I'm rejecting my problems.

PAN PAN: {Badalang, badalang, badalang}

1-UP: Aw, man. I almost forgot. Hey, Pan Pan. I need to check my email and I'm not allowed to use Stinkoman's computer anymore.

PAN PAN: {Badalang, badalang, badalang}

{Pan Pan tosses his Pan Pilot to 1-Up}

1-UP: {singing as he uses the stylus to bring up the email} I'm going to check my email and take it to the pudding flipside, yo!

Password invalid.

1-UP: {gasps} Someone hackeed into my email inbox and changed my password. Activate-

{1-Up looks around}

1-UP: I smell pudding.

{1-Up walks offscreen. Ungurait #1 walks onscreen and attaches the chip to the tree and leaves. The big ol' tree swallows Pan Pan in one huge bite. Cuts to 1-Up near a vortex following some floating pudding. The pudding enters the vortex and 1-Up stops}

1-UP: Oh no. My pudding went into this dimensional vortex thing. I think this vortex looks like Stinkoman when he is eating a hot dog.

{The vortex sucks 1-Up in. Cuts to 1-Up swirling through time and space}

1-UP: Oh no. I have gone into the hot dog vortex. I still think pudding tastes better then hot dogs.

{1-Up lands on the ground inside the Lava Zone of this alternate dimension. Alternate Tampo, Alternate Brody and Alternate Stlunko all look at 1-Up}

1-UP: Ow. My butt. Huh? Woah. That floating pudding looks like Tampo.

ALTERNATE TAMPO: 1-Up? What's he doing here?

ALTERNATE STLUNKO: His DNA does not match 1-Up's exactly. He must be some sort of clone.

1-UP: Oh no. They noticed me. I better run.

{1-Up runs around bumping into the sides of walls, smacks into the floor a couple of time and screaming gibberish}

ALTERNATE TAMPO: I see.

ALTERNATE BRODY: This is stupid.

ALTERNATE SAARGTSSON: {calling from offscreen} Tampo! Brody! Ssstlunko! I havvve some work for you thhhhhhree!!!

ALTERNAME BRODY: Should we just leave fake 1-Up here?

{The three pause as 1-Up continues to smash into the wall, spewing gibberish}

ATERNATE TAMPO: We better go to Saargtsson. I don't think he'll do anything.

{Alternate Tampo, Alternate Brody and Alternate Stlunko leave}

1-UP: Woah. I think their gone. Anyway, what was I going to say before I entered this vortex? Oh, yeah. Activate backup inbox!

{The email pops up on the Pan Pilot}

Dear 1-Up,
If you are reading this then you have just been trapped in a random alternate universe. I did this to you. Why? Because I hate you. And I need to keep you out of the picture for a bit. Good luck getting home, sucka!

Pwned,
XXXXXXXXXX

1-UP: What? You mean I'm staying at this stupid universe? I wonder where my alternate form is. Anyway, I better get out of here.

{1-Up walks offscreen. Cuts to 1-Up in front of Stinkoman HQ}

1-UP: Well, it might be an alternate universe, but at least I'm back where- WAH!

{The camera zooms in on the window of Stinkoman HQ where an alternate version of 1-Up is eating pudding}

1-UP: That clone of me is eating my pudding! I better put a stop to this!

{1-Up crashes through the door and points at the alternate version of himself}

1-UP: What arre you doing with my puddig?

ALTERNATE 1-UP: Hey, this is my pudding! Stinkoman gave it to me as a anniversary present!

1-UP: You're married?

ALTERNATE 1-UP: Of course not. {laughs}

1-UP: Don't play dumb with me. I am the chasin' one. At least, I used to be. But, that doesn't change the fact that you will die. Pudding Power!

{1-Up tries to power-up, but nothing happens}

1-UP: Stupid star power!

ALTERNATE 1-UP: Looks like the pudding has betrayed you!

1-UP: That is it!

{1-Up spin-kicks Alternate 1-Up into the wall of alternate kitchen of Stinkoman HQ}

ALTERNATE 1-UP: Ouch! You made me spill some pudding! You monster!

1-UP: Shut up and give me my pudding!

{1-Up does a flip over the table and kicks Alternate 1-Up. Alternate 1-Up gets up and kisses the bowl of pudding}

ALTERNATE 1-UP: Sorry, pudding. But I must do this.

{Alternate 1-Up throws the bowl of pudding into 1-Up's face. Then he kicks it, knocking 1-Up back into the wall}

1-UP: Ow, ow, ow, ow.

{1-Up walks up to Alternate 1-Up. 1-Up still has the bowl of pudding on his face}

ALTERNATE 1-UP: Are you going to eat that?

1-UP: That is it! I'm leaving!

{1-Up, who still has the bowl of pudding on his face, walks into a nearby wall and falls down}

1-UP: Ouch.

{1-Up gets up and takes the bowl off his face. He licks the pudding off his face and puts the bowl back on the table}

1-UP: Sorry about that, pizzaman.

{1-Up leaves}

ALTERNATE 1-UP: He ate all my pudding! Wah!!!

{Alternate 1-Up follows 1-Up offscreen. Cuts to Delta, Omega, Alpha, Beta and Yuta in their chairs and watching the whole thing}

DELTA: 1-Up is doing well in this new dimension.

OMEGA: I wonder if Joshua has noticed what we have done yet.

YUTA: He will never know what we did because I have blocked him from editing 1-Up's fate.

ALPHA: He might not be able to choose 1-Up's fate. But, couldn't he just edit something tottaly different and that edit could lead to what 1-Up's fate might be.

BETA: Good thought.

ALPHA: What can we do about that?

DELTA: Let him edit it. I want to see what 1-Up's fate will be and how long it'll take for Stinkoman to find out.

YUTA: It's kind of weird how we can control people's destinies on this computer and how things turn out.

OMEGA: When will the Ungurait Pharoah be back with those talismans from the past?

BETA: Let's forget about the talismans. I want to see 1-Up's fate and what Joshua has chosen.

{Cuts to 1-Up standing in the field of this alternate universe. A vortex appears next to 1-Up and starts sucking stuff in}

1-UP: Woah. Another vortex. Will this lead me back home? I hope it does because i want some pudding.

{1-Up jumps into the vortex. 1-Up turns into a white sqaure and dissapears into time and space. Alternate 1-Up walks onscreen and looks at the portal}

ALTERNATE 1-UP: He's dead! Serves him right for stealing my pudding!

{Cuts to 30X6 in 1-Up's original universe. A vortex appears and 1-Up jumps out and lands behind the whole thing}

1-UP: Woah. 30X2 again?

30X2 PAN PAN: When will this stupid war be over?

{A whole bunch of Tampo's gaurd robots run onscreen and point guns at 30X2 Pan Pan}

30X2 PAN PAN: {sighs} If only 1-Up was still alive.

{A shadowy figure jumps up to 30X2 Pan Pan and puts a time machine on his back}

SHADOWY FIGURE: I have no time to explain! Just go to 20X6 and help 1-Up! If he was alive at this time, he would be able to help us against Tampo's forces.

30X2 PAN PAN: Who are you?

SHADOWY FIGURE: I can't give you my name right now. But, you must warn 1-Up about-

{The shadowy figure is shot by the group of Tampo's gaurd robots}

GAURD ROBOT #1: Give it up. The world has to be peaceful and the only way to do it is to join our side.

30X2 PAN PAN: What? Aren't you the one trying to destroy us?

GAURD ROBOT #2: All we want to do is bring you to our side to keep the world safe.

30X2 PAN PAN: This sucks.

GAURD ROBOT #1: Don't worry. It'll be over soon.

{The gaurd robots turn their eyes red}

GAURD ROBOT #2: Don't fight it. You are on our side now.

{30X2 Pan Pan's eyes turn red as well}

30X2 PAN PAN: I- I- I must obey the m- m- master.

{1-Up watches the whole thing in shock}

1-UP: Oh no. What is going on? I must help stop this war all together and make sure that Tampo never-

{30X2 Ken, who is now a giant robot with a lot of weapons, sneeks up behind 1-Up and shoots him with a light white laser. 1-Up blows up and nothing is left behind}

30X2 KEN: Mwuhahahahahaha. Good bye, 1-Up. I knew you would come back.

{Ken runs off. The screen fades to black. Cuts back to Alternate 1-Up next to the vortex with Alternate Stinkoman. They begin to talk about the mysterious vortex that stands in front of them}

ALTERNATE 1-UP: See, Stinkoman? This is where the guy who stole my pudding went!

ALTERNATE STINKOMAN: He sounds like a challenge...

ALTERNATE 1-UP: He was a challenge!

ALTERNATE STINKOMAN: So what happened to him? I still want to challenge him!

ALTERNATE 1-UP: This thing ate him up. He's dead.

{Alternate Stinkoman tries to jump into the portal but it closes and disappears right before he touches it.}

ALTERNATE STINKOMAN: Wah! I've lost my challenge!

ALTERNATE 1-UP: That's okay, Stinkoman. I've lost more. My pudding...

ALTERNATE STINKOMAN: Quiet. I will go release my anger by fighting more challenges! CHALLENGE DEUCE!!!!!

{Stinkoman takes off. The Paper comes down}

ALTERNATE 1-UP: {looks up at Paper} What is that thing? {laughs} Hahahahahaha.... {slows down} ...it's funny.

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The lines for the alternate characters were made by Joshua.
1-Up isn't dead. He has just been transported.

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