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1-UP EMAIL 69!

1-Up tries to help he's parents in the past.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Gunhaver, Alpha Stan, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Contestro

Transcript

{Cuts to 1-Up and Gunhaver on the Alpha}

1-UP: Email is the funny.

1-UP!!!
Why didn't you listen to me!
Orano has your parents in his fortress!
GO!!! NOW!!!!
-4-Up

1-UP: {typing} First of all, My parents are dead. I made sure of it. Don't remind me. I'm trying to forget about the death of my parents. Second of all, I'm in the past. Even if my parents were alive and trapped, I wouldn't be able to save them. Last of all, I'm going to save them now by warning their past selves. {runs towards the door}

GUNHAVER: Wait.

1-UP: {stops running and looks at Gunhaver} What is it?

GUNHAVER: Just remember that you parents aren't married yet and are still dating. Don't change time too much, otherwise you might not be born. Also, Don't say your from the future or give any clues that can tell them that your their future son.

1-UP: Okay, Got it. {runs out the door}

GUNHAVER: Good luck.

{Cuts to Homestar Runner and Marzipan standing in the field}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: So, Do you like my new tight pants?

MARZIPAN: Homestar? What are you talking about?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't know. But, One thing is for sure. My fridge is running.

MARZIPAN: What?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Umm... Yes.

{1-Up walks onscreen}

1-UP: Hello, Da- I mean, Homestar Runner.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Can I help you?

1-UP: Umm... I have come to warn you about somethig that will happen in your future. I am a fortuneteller.

{Suddenly, A Cheat with a big afro and sunglasses jumps onscreen with a gun}

BIG AFRO CHEAT: Hello, You stupid morons. I am Contestro.

1-UP: Your that guy that Gunhaver told me about.

CONTESTRO: I am here to stop you from warning them.

1-UP: Well, I am 1-Up of the Cheat Commandos.

MARZIPAN: {looks at Homestar} That is a nice name. Hey, Homestar. If we ever get married and have a son... Let's name him 1-Up.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That sounds okay to me.

1-UP: Prepare to die, Contestro.

CONTESTRO: Fool. {Shoots at 1-Up}

{1-Up dodges and does a couple of flips. He kicks the gun out of Contestro's hand and punches him offscreen}

1-UP: That was easy. When I get home, I better return Marzichan's Wand back to Marzichan.

MARZIPAN: Hey. That's a good name too. If I have a daughter, I'll call her Marzichan.

1-UP: Okay. Homestar and Marzipan, I must warn you that in the future, you will be destroyed by-

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uh, It's getting late. I better go home. Goodbye, Marzipan.

MARZIPAN: Bye, Homestar Runner.

{Homestar Runner and marzipan walks off}

1-UP: Well, That was pointless.

{Cuts back to the Alpha Stan}

ALPHA STAN: Click here to email 1-Up or Gunhaver.

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