Other Character Email 1-Up/tampo
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1-UP EMAIL 54!
1-Up starts to not like Tampo and gets into a fight with him.
Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, Strong Bad (Easter Egg), The Cheat (Easter Egg)
Transcript
1-UP: {singing} I check the email all day. I check the email all night. But, If you scare me then I'll get a fright.
Dear 1-Up, Tampo's email show is much better than yours! -Cradgage
{Pronounces "yours" as "Stinkoman's"}
1-UP: {typing} Well, Duh. I know that "Tampo's Email Show is much better than Stinkoman's." Oh, wait. You mean, mine. That is totaly mean. I want pudding... {short pause} ...to destroy you! I curse chocolate pudding on you! That is it. I am going to go get that stupid Tampo.
{Cuts to the 20X6 Field. Tampo, Brody and Stlunko are there}
TAMPO: Yeah. Maybe destroying 1-Up would make us happy.
1-UP: {waqlks onscreen} I have come to challenge you Tampo.
TAMPO: Oh, Hello 1-Up. No thanks. I don't want to fightyou. You will just lose.
1-UP: What? What do you mean?
BRODY: Because you are the chosen one's sidekick.
1-UP: What? You think that "the guy" is the chosen one?
STLUNKO: Well, Of course. Why else do you think we have been trying to destroy him?
1-UP: Silly guys. I am the chosen one.
{Tampo, Brody and Stlunko gasp}
TAMPO: I knew it.
STLUNKO: You did?
TAMPO: Of course. Why do you think I made 1-Up on our side before. {sighs}
BRODY: I am your father!
1-UP: No, your not. You are a bird and I am an no-armed guy.
STLUNKO: Will you shut up about that Star Wars crap, Brody?
BRODY: Sorry. I just like Star Wars a lot.
TAMPO: Alright, 1-Up. Fine. I shall fight you.
STLUNKO: Well, I can see where we aren't need. Come on, Brody. Let's go back to the Lunar Warehouse.
{Stlunko and Brody leave}
1-UP: I am ready. {Spin-kicks Tampo's red orb}
TAMPO: Ouch! Hey! That is unfair. You know my weakness and got the first shot.
1-UP: Fine. I'll let you have a free shot.
TAMPO: Hehehehehe. This won't take long.
{Tampo's red orb begins to glow with a bright blue colour}
1-UP: Oh no! Tampo, Why are you using the Laserbeam Alpha X3?
TAMPO: It is the only way to destroy you, chosen one!
1-UP: Uh Oh!
TAMPO: {Shoots a very, very, very, very big blue laser at 1-Up. 1-Up is blown into Space. Then, He falls back down and hits the ground reallly hard}
1-UP: Ouch... Arg... {Faints}
TAMPO: Ha! I've won!
1-UP: {Gets up} I... won't... lose...
TAMPO: What are you going to do about it? I could destroy you right here if I wanted. But, I need to use you for something.
1-UP: If you help me, then I'll help you.
TAMPO: Grr... Fine. What is your request?
1-UP: I request only that you help me defeat this horrible evil that destroyed my home.
TAMPO: You mean your Mansion?
1-UP: Yes.
TAMPO: Very well. But, Our fight is not over. After we have completed our agreement and your health is at it's maximum, you better be prepared.
1-UP: Oh. I will.
TAMPO: I'll see you tommorow when we shall destroy whoever destroyed your mansion.
1-UP: Before you leave, I congratulate you on your success on your email show.
TAMPO: Thanks for the compliment. But, We are still enemies.
1-UP: Fair enough, my old friend. Fair enough.
{Tampo leaves. Cutrs back to the Broken Lappy 486}
1-UP: {walks in and sits on the stool} See? I have a pretty good email show too. And besides-
1 new message!
1-UP: What the? What is this?
{The email appears on the Broken Lappy's screen}
Hey Strong Bad, I've noticed you haven't said, "Holy Crap" in a while. You always cracked me up when ever you'd say it. I think you should say it more,it spices up your insults! Stinkoman K
1-UP: Strong Bad? I'm 1-Up! Oh, well. I might as well say the famous quote that made Strong Bad so famous when he checks he's emails. Here we go... Holy Crap!
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "Holy Crap!" to see Strong Bad at the stick.
Transcript
{Cuts to Strong Bad and The Cheat at the stick}
STRONG BAD: Holy Crap!
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